>be me >two hours ago >fapping to trap porn > guy and girl with penis fucking in the video >maximumoverfap.jpg >fapping so hard that I have left the current dimension and am now in the trap dimension. >finish >tfw my dad is looking in on me >shut that bitch out >ohgodohgod.jpg >go down later for dinner >scared as shit >parents are quiet at first >they tell me its ok and they are not ashamed >oh thank god >Mom says "Its ok user, your father and I have lots of gay friends" > THE FUCK >explain im not gay >they say its ok and that i should let my true colors shine >explain that its not gay because feminine penis. >Parents get annoyed at my excuses >cry and throw punch at mom > get kicked out of house
Im scared Sup Forums,Ive never spent the night away from home and ive never had a job, Im only 19. I have no friends or GF and my phone is about to die from typing this. pls help
shouldda just said you were gay dude now how are you gonna fap 2 traps
David Lee
post pic of current location so we believe you
Jack Turner
Thank you OP. I needed a good laugh. >Feminine penis.
Asher Williams
You deserve it. Dont hit your mom you fucking degenerate.
Brayden Butler
this
Josiah Bell
People get emotional over the realization that they are gay.
Tyler Brooks
what do you mean pic of my current location? like a map or my surroundings??
Tyler Ramirez
>faps to trap porn >says its not gay >muhfemininepenis.jpg >cry like a bitch >hits own mother >in denial that hes a faggot
why the fuck should we help you?
Zachary Collins
Apologize to your fucking mother.
Elijah King
How is fapping to trap porn not gay? Kys
Jonathan Barnes
> come out of the closet > admin to them you're gay > fap to feminine penises hitting chicks with no worry > take estrogen pills > grow breasts > find a lesbian chick into feminine penises > live happily ever after > its a love story.jpg
Levi Ortiz
>multi-dimensional trap-overfap >not barricading the door shut with furniture
ya dun goofed
Matthew Rogers
OP here with update
>try to go back and get my DS >the police are there
I cant go to jail guys does anyone know how I go about reaching a lawyer
Hunter Kelly
HA! Gayyyyy!
Eli Fisher
You aren't getting help from Sup Forums you literal faggot.
Hudson Lee
Kek go to jail you fucking faggot mom hitter
Anthony Martin
RIP should not of hit yo mom
Parker Cooper
Apologize and explain. You have no excuse for what you did. All you can do now is explain yourself and beg for forgiveness. Say that you're self-loathing about your blatant homosexuality and you lashed out at her to avoid hurting yourself.
Therapist shit like that will work.
Benjamin Foster
This. Admit you're gay, you faggot.
Adam Morris
one less faggot on the street
Kevin Stewart
Call them to explain it was your inner-gay lashing out and you had no control at the early stages of its onset. Ask them to drop the charges.
play the gay card it's yours now they homophobes n shit frolic your way to freedom
Connor Cox
You guys dont get it she called me gay and im not theres nothing gay about traps they have tits and girls faces you fucking retards
Brandon Mitchell
You punched your fucking mother.
Jaxson Hernandez
We do get it. You're gay.
Logan Ramirez
thats not the point its gonna be dark in a few hours im going to die out here
Jace Smith
Seek and you will be found.
Andrew Hill
Why would you punch your mother in the first place, you fool?!
Isaiah Gray
OP. Tell them you have a porn addiction problem, and after that moment you are ashamed and now is a good time to confront your problem. Play the victim, apologize to your mom.
Google "your brain on porn". There are tons of information there that you could use to defend yourself.
I do not believe you're gay. After this moment your parents will not either.
You can thank me later. Best of luck to you.
Jayden White
If your 19 some old guy will take you in, unless your ugly then you will die
Justin Garcia
Lel OP is truly a dangerous faggot.
Matthew Roberts
At least they were open to you being gay
Henry Rivera
>my phone is about to die from posting this >file name not image.jpg lol wut
Blake Williams
Go home and face the consequences you pansie...or you can suck hobo dick while you're out. Choice is yours.
Jason Miller
You fucked this up in your own, your choices are to say that your gay or go to jail.