OMG guys I have a fucking 200 word essay due at 12:00 tonight. I've been putting this off for weeks

OMG guys I have a fucking 200 word essay due at 12:00 tonight. I've been putting this off for weeks

What should I do??

>200 words
I could do that in five minutes.

200? Really?

that's 2/3 of a page unless you double space.

middle school is killer huh?

That's what you get for putting it off.

Wtf?? I'm not in middle school, 200 words takes a lot longer than 5 minutes you fucking summerfags

200 words? Kek... summer fag in summer school.

Hello I'm writing a generic 200 word essay about any subject at all in the world. First you make a statement about something; this is called you thesis statement.
Next you provide the first point that supports your thesis. This should be some sort of statistic or logical point which backs up your thesis.
After that you provide another point which backs up your thesis.
After that make a thir point which backs up your thesis.
At the end sum up your main thesis and then you're done.

theres been about 85 words in this thread, I checked word counter

thats well over 1/3 of the way you retard

Yeah youre not, youre in elementary i had to do 600 word essays in middle school.

200 words is like 3 or 4 paragraphs at the most, hardly an essay user.

Masturbate furiously.

>What should I do??

1. Stop whining
2. Write a 600 word essay and then edit it down
3. Get busy

assuming you live on the east coast, you still have like 5 hours. just do the fucking essay

Dubs decides 50 words

As for today? You better get your ass to work, or get fucked.

As for later on in life, be responsible and learn to finish your work as soon as you can, instead of putting it off for weeks, you fuckhead.

That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes, an aeroplane, and Lenny Bruce is not afraid

Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn
World serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs
Feed it up a knock, speed, grunt, no, strength
The ladder starts to clatter with a fear of height, down, height
Wire in a fire, represent the seven games
And a government for hire and a combat site
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the Furies breathing down your neck

Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped
Look at that low plane, fine, then
Uh-oh, overflow, population, common group
But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself
World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed
Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light
Feeling pretty psyched

It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

Six o'clock, TV hour, don't get caught in foreign tower
Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn
Lock him in uniform, book burning, bloodletting
Every motive escalate, automotive incinerate
Light a candle, light a motive, step down, step down
Watch your heel crush, crush, uh-oh
This means no fear, cavalier, renegade and steering clear
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives, and I decline

It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine
I feel fine

The other night I dreamt a nice continental drift divide
Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein
Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce, and Lester Bangs
Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, boom
You symbiotic, patriotic, slam but neck, right? Right

It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

Your a fuk inf dumbass summer Fagg why you doing it last Second hahahhahahah

Kill yourself

Actually have not seen this thread in a while. Not that I'm condoning your faggotry, of course.

>Can't even write a measly 200 words.

I suggest you an hero instead.

You only need to add 46 more words, and maybe add to diagrams of a person eating batteries.

A Well Thought-Out Englilsh Paper"
by Kyle "The Yellow Dart" Smith
Since maybe like the Middle Ages, there have been many
differing opinions on hustle and bustle. This cannot be
denied. It is my intention to sit down and play video games
for several hours.

First, moving around quickly, and with purpose, is a
true sign of character. Secondarily, bustle(e.g. hustle)
yields more product for the working types. "Hustle and bustle
are like my right and left arms," said Li'l Spicy in his famous
"Hustle and Bustle Are Like My Right and Left Arms" speech.
Webster's defines bustle as "excited and often noisy activity;
a stir." A stir, indeed. Finally, sometimes gross stuff can
be funny.

In conclusion, I, "The Yellow Dart," think I have done a
great job illustrating the many differing opinions about hustle
and bustle, may they both rest in peace. Also, I think Strong
Bad should decrease The Cheat's allowance.

two*

I'm a dumbass.

Everyone falls for the bait

Nigga I write short stories longer than that.

#696745066

Winrar, do eet op

200 words? lawl what a fuckin' joke

is this for an online course?

how don't they realize it yet?

No it's for my social studies class.

>Doesn't know how to reply
Holy shit lurk moar newfag

>200 word essay

lol wtf that's like a paragraph. are you in middle school?

Wow your retarded that's like a quarter of a page lol. Kill yourself

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo." - 286 words. You're welcome.

That's only 88 words.

why are you so concerned about 200 words? Do you only type with one finger?

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Save all that in notepad as essay.vbs
then open it. You'd be surprised how much a little programming knowledge will help you in writing essays.

>get drunk until 11:45
>go take a dump (5 mins tops)
>take shower (5 mins)
>write essay (7 mins)
>upload

Nah, op has autism

copypaste whatever greentext you see faggot

I SMELL TWELVIE >:(

get the fuck out of middeschool. im gonna bite this bait like a gullible fuck.

Underrated post

>tfw almost all the replies fall for the bait

This right here is already 88, easy

please try this, op. I opened the file and it generated an essay according to my keyword and grabbed information from wikipedia. I had a short 200 word essay on Andrew Jackson written in the blink of an eye!

You should be able to get to 200 words without even broaching the actual topic you're supposed to write about. If you can't double that with just your introductory paragraph you're clearly some kind of retard.

this will solve your problem, OP

Dude don't be gay.

>thinks we're fucking stupid.

nice, user. It actually worked. I'll use it again soon!

trying too hard

>200 words

What are you, in 6th grade? I could do that in 5 minutes.

What's it on?

scrub, I had to do 20k in 2 nights.
I didn't manage it, but still.

Uh no it doesn't you fucking loser

What you wrote in your OP is literally 10% of the amount you need to write, so either stop baiting or drop out of elementary school and start sucking dicks for a nickel to earn your money.

Lmao Middle School Summer Fag "200" word essay dude I could write that shit so quick

I got one 2 before I tought it would take long wrote for about 5 min had 800 -_-

>taking the bait

Reroll

what exactly is bait about this? user has to do an essay and is being a faggot about it. seems like a plausible scenario to me

>200 words...

When writing an essay, it is important to choose your topic wisely. Once chosen, preferably from a source that you command, or have a ready reference to, you must choose your theme. The theme of the essay will set the tone of your work. Some possible themes, as examples, are educational, constructive, persuasive or editorial. You need to ask yourself the purpose of this essay. Now, each one of these themes will have its own style, format and flow; so once again choose carefully. The theme of your essay will depend heavily on the audience, or how you wish the audience to approach it.

Once a topic and a theme are chosen, one must keep in mind basic grammatical structure and timing, grouping thoughts and ideas into blocks of text called paragraphs. Each paragraph should have a single locking idea, and overarching point that each of the smaller sentences help create. The paragraph is the fist, and the sentences are the fingers.

You can see in the previous paragraph; the last sentence was a simile. That is when you compare one concept to another, with the intention of making an idea more palatable. It is also an effortless way to gain word count, as it does not require any ‘new’ ideas to be submitted, rather allowing you to backtrack onto previously cited points. I seem to have accidentally written more than two-hundred words (remember to write numbers out); with a total of two-hundred and fifty-one words. Hope this helps you, user!

because I'm OP and you're retarded for believing me

>and I feel fine

200 words, that's it? Please, My thesis was over 100 pages.

you're a psych major, be quiet.

all these peeps taking the bait

Just type out all the comments in this thread until you're done

Actually its a metaphor

No, I'm not.

Typical psych major

retarded for believing a scenario that's plausible? you might be the real retard here, given that someone could actually have a 200 word essay due that they weren't doing. now you're just deliberately being a cunt.
believing something with plausible info behind it doesn't make someone retarded.

I'm not a fucking psych major. -_-

*File type needs to saved as .vbs

Baahhahaha 200 words get the fuck out of here. Had to write 2000 and only did it like the day before and still got a 2-1

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STFU YOU NIGGER

2000 aint shit

200 words isn't even hard if you use conjunction and a fourth-grade vocabulary.

6/10 for making me reply.

Fucking pussy. Get back to work schoolfag.

Where do you live that a 200 word essay is unbelievable?

Exactly thats what im tring to say this guy bitching about 200

Got any more kek's user?

retarded for believing anything on Sup Forums and falling for an old troll

i wasn't OP btw

BLACK PEOPLE ARE SUPERIOR

I really don't know what you're getting at.

Sup Forums - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

go away you stupid nigger lover

>being this baited in 2016

nigga plz

That's maybe a 2 part Sup Forums post. Go to Sup Forums archives and find some post about anything and copypasta it.
You (You) seeking faggot.

(You)

$50 dollars and I'll do your essay for you. Top-tier and guaranteed pass.

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Aww thank you user!

Nah m8 you're straight-the-fuck-up in middle school or in short-bus academy.

200 words is fucking nothing, barely even a single page.

This is what the United States public school system has yielded, students who think 200 fucking words is a challenge to tackle.

I could easily write 200 words about how much of an un-creative little bitch ass you are.

lol 200 words. either OP is a faggot, or this thread is bait.

What's the essay on?

Im from mexico.....

why not both?

I have to do it on the computer