Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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First for sex

Ok I have one last question:
If I ever get to date my gf and she becomes my girlfriend
Would you destroy it by sending her the things I wrote here?
That's my biggest fear every day

乙イキロ

今日から虹色チンポというコテをつけるんだ

英語でおk

I hate you
you made me very sad
Can you please apologize?

maybe later

please do it now
I can't sleep when I'm sad
Please promise that you will never post her again



ol tits?

isnt there like
two or three boards for this

get out

make me

死にそうです・・
もっとください

man I hate you
screencap this
trust me
I will leave
I can't take this any longer
I love my gf but I hurt her every day
You hurt her and me
This is not how my life should be
I will go to the Reeperbahn now. you'll see. I'm Nicolas Cage
I'm Leaving Hamburg

youtube.com/watch?v=rIff3LPF2Rg&t=145

フロイデ シェーネル ゲッテルフンケン

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES
I HATE YOU
YOU DESTROYED MY GF
MY LIFE
MY FUTURE

what?

no

I get angry at my life
I hurt my gf
I hate myself
I hate my life because it will never change
I blame this thread for bullying me
I never wanted attention
I will drink
A lot

just leave, and do thing what you want.
this is the japanese thread. it is not your diary.
It is not for you crazy german.

youtube.com/watch?v=AaAH3wEs5a0

おおきなチンポの古時計

OLをもっと貼ってください

why

フェッチだ

今までは知ってなかったけど、俺もそうみたいだな

Do you have a fetish for OL?

bbaフェッチだ

what did you say

OLはまだ若いだろ

bbaフェッチ

明日まで生きれる・・

アルゼンチンに

Beautiful Boxing Actress?
I pray for your increasing health and long life

一般的に16歳以上はBBAなので…

youtube.com/watch?v=BkqCmVXXbk4

16 years old

...

youtu.be/cFnfCH1aGRI?t=126

sauna
mammi

Probably had sex with atleast 10 men by now

尿道オナニーをやったことある人はいる?
興味はあるがちょっと怖いよね、尿道に物を入れたりするのって

youtube.com/watch?v=z83Q4aUs6rQ
5:38

青木ヶ原

she has never even gone to the toilet once.

アナニーで不満か
恐ろしい性欲

oh fug i didn't realize i have been so close to that place

> Aokigahara jukai
That is a famous spot of suicide.

まあ、不満って訳じゃないがアナニーしながらああいうのを使うと一体どこまで気持ちよくなれるかを想像したら、やっぱりやってみたくなってきた
その上女装もしたらもうこの上ない幸せかも

アナリスト

極端な性活しながら死んで困惑した警察に発見された後の新聞の見出しを楽しみにします

watch gaijin speedrun on gamesdonequick

I'm scared
I can do only normal onanism.

what is normal onanism?

Cumming anywhere but inside a manko

もう、恥ずかしい思いさせないでくれよ
絶対に死なないからね

horny pigs.

how could this be something of being scared of?

そんなことないよ!

マンガが好きか?
どのが?

Is this equivalent to asking "Do you like manga? Which ones?"
The が in どのが shouldn't be required, but is not wrong to be there, right?

are you a girl?

ねぇねぇノルウェーくん
窒息プレイって超刺激的って聞いたよ

>tfw no キクヒメ

>どのが
>どんなのが*

流石に一人で窒息プレイする程のバカじゃないよw
でもまあ、相手がいたら話は別かも

俺がネット上から安全を確認してやるから心配なくしてみろ

気持ちだけありがたく受け取るが遠慮する

横だけど、もしもっと応援など必要なら俺も手伝うよ

どうも僕に死んでほしい奴がいる気がするけど
気のせいだよね

Hi there fellas. This post is for serious discussion, you may shitpost but please try to answer te questions I have.

I'm not a weeaboo nor a japanophile. I like Japan a lot, but things are starting to get edgy and I am fearing I might undevelop into a japanophile. Recently it's becoming difficult for me to separate the real Japan v/s the commercial Japan, so I need to clarify some topics from japan fans that have more knowledge than me.

>Are japanese women submissive
>Is coalburning a thing in Japan
>Is weeaboo "culture" hated in Japan
>Is homosexuality a cultural thing or just a meme created by westerner lefties
>Are the birth rates really that fucked

I'm not intending to be spoon fed. Believe me I've done research, but my knowledge is running short. Please recomend me some lectures to better understand japanese culture and overcome this doubt.

まさか、気のせいだよ

何言っとんにゃんお前 (Φ ω Φ)ニュフフ

youtubeの仕様が変わって画面が大きくなってるw

>Are japanese women submissive
Compared to west, yes
>Is coalburning a thing in Japan
Not a lot of blacks in Japan, some seem to hate them(sorry), some seem to not care about color
>Is weeaboo "culture" hated in Japan
Not hated. As long as you work you'll be appreciated as a member of society. Getting a normie gf will be hard though.
>Is homosexuality a cultural thing or just a meme created by westerner lefties
Very few gays
Haven't met a single one
>Are the birth rates really that fucked
Yeah, there are other countries that have it worse though

やっぱり気のせいだったね
よし、気が晴れたのでアナニーしてくる

ポルトガル

Well that clarifies things a bit. Can you recomend me some readings?

don't listen to him, he is an entry level weeb

Japanese girls take complete control of their husband's lives, and money. They can also be very controlling with gaijin boyfriends. They aren't overt by it so it doesn't appear that way. They also do look down on weebs and Japanese otaku.

They don't like dark guys but there is a tiny minority who has a fetish for it.

My source:
The truth

If you're beta, might happen

Do you know a story about 3 pigs and a wolf?
How did the wolf at the last? How many pigs survived?

I agree, and most gaijin are so happy to have a Japanese gf that they let them neuter them.

The hunter kills the wolf and the last living pig turns back into a prince because of the kiss of true love he receives from the girl abandoned in the woods with her brother.

Lol he is swedish, that's a clear hint. So, the things I knew where correct.

Japanese women are submissive just in sex (and sometimes they are controlling even in bed). Weebs are considered filth, that's nice. But the doubt persists. Uneducated and even educated people hate gaijins, especially blacks, which are seen as inferior and brute. Who are these nigger-loving minority? The japanese sex industry too sells the meme that japanese girls are crazy about blacks, but I think is just a fetiche or a taboo that's not really that big

all three pigs survived
the wolf went to Little Red Riding Hood's grandma's place and ate the grandma instead

There are multiple endings, but usually the wolf gets tricked by the third pig and falls into a cauldron and gets cooked and eaten. Sometimes the other two pigs live and run to the third pig's house, or they get eaten

I doubt many of them even know what a weeb is
plenty of normies here most likely don't know what a weeb is

A few house ago, I knew the original tale that 2 pigs are eaten by the wold ,and the wold are eaten by the third pig. so I asked.

Why are Japanese girls so scary?

七転び八起き

Three Little Japs and the Big Bad Thai Flag

気持ちよかったぁ
(つ∀-)オヤスミー

youtube.com/watch?v=xfiG9tVaKoM

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>Subhuman insulting Sweden
never gets old

押すなよ!絶対押すなよ!

Keep subhumans out of your country Sven, or else people like me will erase yout race, culture and society :(

The wolf falls down the chimney and gets burnt to death.
Three pigs survive.

I don't know what you mean, they all look like fun to hang out with.

Reverse-image-searched it, found this:
ameblo.jp/okinawagirl-aus/

>正真正銘
>オーストラリア人になりました!!

>もちろん日本のパスポート
>なんて持っていないし
>二重国籍でもなくインチキなしの
>100%オーストラリア人です!

Scary indeed.

Could be worse...

Finally I watched Fantastic Beast yesterday.
Such a excited time.

I also found a cockroach in my house, do you know what I mean? ;)
Oops! Please brings a teapot!

>Japanese English

Sweaboo?