Ask a p-psychologist anything!

Ask a p-psychologist anything!
Do you need a h-helping hand?
Someone t-to tell you it is going to b-be alright?
What t-to say to your doctor?
Just a hug?

I'm here for you Anonymous. Don't suffer in silence.

Are you trying to stutter in text?

N-not at all! Trying, that is

Oh boy it's this thread again from yesterday.

...

T-this thread again from a l-long time at this point, Anonymous. Like, five years long.

Yes yes, b-been there seen t-that.

top kek this guy

Keep up the good work OP

T-thanks Lando!

Lol

well i've seen it a lot less than I should for 5 years
>inb4 newfag

I p-posted every day f-for a year and a half in 2011.
H-hell, some of the r-rule changes are mostly due to me.

Sounds like you need to lurk moar son. Can I help you today?

Make me feel important you useless sack of fecal matter

...

M-maybe if you hadn't started by t-trying to make ME feel unimportant...

I feel fine actually.

Conflicted over this. Roleplaying?

I should lurk more apparently. I won't argue that.

Other than that, not for today. I think you did well when I came in yesterday with questions. So thanks.

G-glad to hear it!

N-not me!

*smiles* I'm glad. I truly am. Given the way these usually end, I'm glad to have made a positive impact.

Hey its Alice again, the walls may never stop breathing but at least we have your threads.

At least the expressions are adorable.

G-glad to be of help. But again, why are your walls breathing? Mine don't. maybe I got the short end of the stick!

>

S-seems quiet. D-do you need anything, Anonymous? I'm h-here to help!

Well you called it intrusive thoughts when we last talked about it.

i find myself angry and suspicious of people around me. I think that people are trying to hurt me or to take away the measure of success i've earned since i quit drugs and alcohol 5 years ago. I have a tough time with personal relationships because my brain convinces me that the other person is doing something, and i get angry and feel it necessary to defend myself from them. this has been going on for a few years, again, no drugs no alcohol. i go between this and inflated self importance.

any ideas? should i see a real doctor? like in person. not t-thread girl?

i find myself needs to post bananas in literally every YLYL thread and it's starting to take over my life, what do?

I don't want to go back to my studies, they take so much time away from me I feel debilitated.

*nodnod* I remember. It's a hard p-problem to help with w-without one on one time though.

Y-yes, you should see a real doctor.

That sounds like intrusive or paranoid thoughts, perhaps brought on by an underlying anxiety disorder caused by your previous choices.

Professional help could be very helpful to help you work through those issues, and therefore relieve the anxiety, which should cause the paranoia to dissipate.

What drugs did you use, if I might ask?

Damn it, silver, go back to training.

Let me ask you this then: What do you want to do, and why are you studying instead?

Evening Alice! How was your day? I was wondering if you believed in cisphobia? Unrelated picture is unrelated.

My day was okay, and I'm not a gender studies major nor related to gender psychology, so I'm not really uhh...sufficiently educated to answer that question.

Hungry for pizza though.

sup
I have a pork cirloin beef defrosting right now.
What shoud I do with it?

I used a lot of "LSD" i say that because, i have no way of knowing what it was, but it produced similar effects. psilocybin, and a few phenathylamines or "research chemicals". this is how i started drug use outside of trying marijuana- i did a lot of OTC cough syrup/DXM combined with some of the heavy psychs above, when I had too much trouble taking them (anxiety) i took to using narcotics. i took a lot of painkillers and cocaine. i drank alcohol constantly, throughout. this lasted for only 4-5 years at most but was a daily occurance. i don't know, a lot and i switched all the time

Are you a legit psychologist? I've been having trouble with my somewhat recent divorce and could use some help.

There's nothing I want to do, that's the real issue, I want to spend my life reading books, cooking stuff and overall doing casual things. But I need these studies to earn enough to be able to get some free time for all of this..

A pork sirloin beef? Do you perhaps mean pork chops or pork tenderloin?

What RC's did you take? A lot of these drugs can cause persistent long term anxiety due to their mind altering effects. As can cocaine, due to its cardiotoxicity.

Have you been examined by a doctor recently? You might want a thorough checkup. RC's especially can have strong long term effects.

Tell me what is on your mind, Anonymous.

Are you actually a girl? Why did you use Final Fantasy font for your banner? Are you single?

Well seems like these threads only come around when I'm at work or I would explain better, my job is shitty and causes me a lot of stress and anxiety so my sleep suffers.

Then that is your issue right there; you need to find direction in your life and find something you want to spend your time doing.

Simply enjoying creature comforts will not bring you happiness, long term.

Yes, I am female.
A friend of mine made it for me.

It sounds like you should go to a doctor and perhaps get a sleep aid if possible.

Can i meet you up in real life?
Are you a qualified psychologist?
Which country do you live in?

Same dude, cunts need to post appropiate times for the best cuntry.

I want to rape my sister in the anus.

Eh. Wife, well, ex-wife now, left me a couple of months ago. I still love her, she implies she still loves me ("You're a part of me and you always will be"), but she has a boyfriend. Someone we knew online, so I guess this was planned but she swears it isn't and I tend to make up excuses for her in my head to make it more believable. I don't know, Doc.
Sometimes I resent her so much, sometimes I just want to ask her to come back. Sometimes I bargain with god to bring her back to me or to throw me back in time and let me fix everything.

I have a lot of social anxiety and I'm about to start college next month. Do you think it'll be impossible to talk to anybody? I'd rather not be known as the awkward silent guy in every class I have.

I lack empathy towards most individuals. Recently stopped talking to my father because he had a traumatic brain injury and he wanted me to visit him 3 times a month.

I'm not quite at the point of sociopathy I think as I still feel guilty about abandoning him but it doesn't override the feeling that interacting with him is a waste of time and a drain on energy I need for College, work etc.

Check'd!

I just find it very unsettling that people seem to think they can make radical claims, and then when they backlash for it they blame literally anyone but themselves and think that making such claims will not result in other individuals disagreeing with that particular person because of the radical shit they said.

Best way to apologize (Over text, sadly) to a girl for calling her a liar a month and a bit earlier.

Ah? What time would be better?

That's an important stage in dealing with grief; it sounds like you are experiencing a normal amount of grief and normal symptoms for this length of time into the divorce.

I know that isn't comforting. It won't make it feel any better. But know that this is a natural part of the process, and you need to hold strong and let go. That's the only thing that will, eventually, lead to relief.

You should investigate getting a therapist or perhaps joining a support group: that can really ease the process.

It's never impossible. It depends how hard you are willing to push.

That is not severe enough to be sociopathy.

Yes, well, humans are very adept at jumping through hoops to convince themselves they are right.

Straight out, and sincerely.

from what I can remember DOC, 2c-t-2, MDMA, 2c-I 2c-E and I think thats it. but i bought a lot of the 2c-I and 2c-E and did it over a longish period of time.

i'm pretty worried about this. I think we also may know each other, if only slightly. you sound like someone I knew from a place a long time ago, if you are, I don't go there anymore. i've been totally sober 5 years.

I have insurance now. I'll tell you I will go but i'm probably lying. i'll wake up tommorow and say "everything is fine" and not go. i've lost friends because of this, and I can't look to AA because the people there just talk to me about jesus and it fuels my weird episodes where i sit around and talk to myself about whats going on and how I can stop and what i'll say to people trying to hurt me, but they're not.

thank you.

Respond to me -

Hmm 5-12pm awst thanks.

>Straight out, and sincerely.

I know that, but I just can't think of a way to word it.

Also, I can't actually bring my self to doing it. I have said that I would for the past two weeks, but still can't for some reason...

I didn't have many friends through highschool though. How do you personally go about making friends?

Wasn't really looking for a diagnosis of sociopathy. Asking if that level of emotional detachment from.....well everyone is healthy?
Sorry for not phrasing my question....well at all really.

Chekd, and I have tried sleep aids they don't really help out, it's odd. Atm one one of my clients keep ripping out her feeding tube, it's a complete pain in the ass all the paperwork and phone calls.

I started seeing a psychiatrist, she got me meds for my depression, anxiety and something to zonk me out. Psychologists are all taken, man. This is ridiculous.
But thanks for telling me it's normal, it does help.
Right now I just want her back so bad. Half an hour ago I wanted to just cut all sort of contact with her.

You need some meds yo, also, psychs burned me too, yet i still get the temptation to take em? I dunno i went going for years and it was fine, then shit went south

Go, Anonymous. Not to AA, that's garbage. Go to a doctor, and get checked out. A lot of those are cardiotoxic, which can exacerbate anxiety due to increased reaction to adrenaline.

Don't let your body be a ticking time bomb because you are too scared of what you did to it!

Whatever way gets you to click "send" is good enough. You can repair it with extra messages, but if you send nothing, nothing will change.

No, it isn't.

Me? I join clubs! Lots of cities and universities have them!

Have you tried Doxylamine? It's usually available OTC and very effective.

It goes like that. Up then down then up again. I know how it feels; I'm sorry you have to experience it.

Meditation

>Whatever way gets you to click "send" is good enough. You can repair it with extra messages, but if you send nothing, nothing will change.

Thanks, I guess so.

I just find it odd that with her I used to be able to just message her without issue, but the Apology is causing anxiety for me. For some reason...

It's obvious why. You feel guilty. Good! You should! You owe someone an apology, now go give it to her! Hasn't she waited long enough?

So press send.

Do friendships usually build just because we have a common interest in one thing? I just don't want to find myself never having anything to talk about except that one thing.

Okay OP. I like your avatar, and because of that, I'll give a shot to your thing.
My friend have... well, ditched me. I'll give some details. So there's me, a close friend of mine, and a group of our mutual friends.
We had some fun, never felt let out, until one of that close friend of mine's relatives had an issue with a pal of the group. This sorta broke the connection between close friend and group.
I did some drugs with said group a few times, and last time was at my place. It went full sideways (for me), I ended up puking my brains out because of weed. Call me a faggot, I don't care.

After that, some time passed. And now, I just learned from my close friend that the group of friends celebrated one of their's birthday.
Neither the close friend nor I was invited. And we know they planned it, so I really feel backstabbed.
I really am out of my mind. I don't know what to think, because I really feel betrayed and set apart.
What do you reckon?

No, friendships build based on SHARED EXPERIENCES, not common interests. But, if you are going to share experiences, a club is a great way to do it.

The common interest is just the kicker!

I've gone too far down the porn rabbit-hole and now I prefer dicks to vaginas. Or I always did and need an excuse to admit it

Either way how do I go back to loving the pussy again?

True. True.

I'll do it during a break at work tomorrow.

Even when presented with evidence there are a lot of people that think they are absolutely and 100% correct, no matter what data is presented to them. Being willfully ignorant is bad, but generalizing a whole demographic of people and then getting called out for it, and then complaining and whining about said backlash is way fucking worse.

Thank you for your kind words, even some random Anonymous saying "sorry you're going through this" helps a lot. Kinda fucked up, huh Doc?

I sorta snapped at her and said some harsh truths about her boyfriend, from before they were together and the way he treated me. She got really pissy.
Well, screw her. And him. I guess.

Anyway, thanks for hearing me out, doc. Keep doing a good job.

Oh yeah, I'm on:
sulpiride 25mg - bromazepam 1mg
and
sertraline chloridrate

Meditate while having pussy on the mind

Cont.

And to zonk out I'm taking zolpidem hemitartrate

why do I feel like a useless piece of shit who doesn't deserve anything good in my life? Why do I feel like I deserve feeling miserable?

I reckon that you should talk to them, see what the deal is, call them out on it.

But even if you and the group have drifted apart, it is better to have close friends than a group of not so close ones.

Good luck.

Why? Let your sexuality flow, let it take you where it will. Life is too short to try to force things like this.

*nods* zoloft is very effective and safe for this sort of thing. Your psychiatrist sounds like they know what they are doing

*If some friends are what you seek you can always partake to Reimu's threads! They're filled with the nicest users you'll ever meet on this site!*

You have depression. Go to a doctor.

You name it I have tried it, I know what my problem is. My problem is I do so much fucking overtime trying to manage a bunch of demential old people as they kick down deaths door shitting themselves and screaming. I go home and lay awake painfully aware of my own mortality.

Reimu? Very nice. Louise? Even more so? Marisa3? Quite lovely.

The general group? No, not so much.

Sounds like you need a job change then.

>Good luck.

Thanks

I don't care too much, if she'll accept it, and we continue as friends. Or if she'll accept but not talk to me again, or if she'll reject the apology all together.

I just want to apologize to her, and have it off my chest

why do you type like that?

how do i suicides?

How can I hide my identity?

Stop plaguing these threads. I saw you poking around last night asking about Reimu. She wasn't there then and she isn't here now. Fuck off.

I don't know if you're a real psychologist, but just the way you type makes me feel comfortable. Thanks, doc. Really. All the best to you, yeah

this is natural. Share humanity, not just one interest.

Alice is a real psychologist.

//Check'd!
9/11 yourself

Wait till you die of old age, surrounded by your loved ones.

You already have!

*nods* I understand.

L-like what?

And to you. *smiles*

Some call me too cold and clinical, others call me unethical and too informal...

If you can feel the empathy I feel for you, I know I've spoken from the heart, and that's enough for me.

*Sounds like you had a bad experience with the ones in the group, aside from those you just names of course.*

*As you can see i'm not harming anyone, so mind your business.*

That explains it, then. I'm glad.

I just want to appreciate OP for what SHe does. Good job!

I go to one. They don't help. I take medication and have tried adding some and they didn't help. I take paxil and clonopin, I was taking buspar and welbutrin along with the paxil for a year and I think it made me worse. I actually believe that my birth was some kind of cosmic mistake and the world is paying me back for it. Like I wasn't suppose to be here and all the shit that other people fatefully avoid, I walk straight into it because I was never meant to be part of the life's plan. I am meant to be alone in the world

GO AWAY
FUCK OFF
LEAVE
YOU ARE AN OBNOXIOUS CUNT
GET THE FUCK OUT

Dating emo 9/10, she is very closed off, want her to open up to me, wat do?

Reimu's thread?

Gf of 6 years all of a sudden told me shes depressed and not sure if she would like to continue the relationship.
She says she feels like she hasnt had the chance to find her place in life and shes uncertain about what she to do.

She told me she still loves me if that means anything...

you are a colossal fucking faggot. you knew exactly what i meant.

How many pictures of Alice do you have?

I got another question for you, sorry to bug you about it. Should I cut contact with her? I tried but I just miss her too much. All my friends and family tell me I must do it (to the point a very good friend of mine tried to snag my phone and stage an intervention. Thankfully she didn't know my password).

Look dude, we get it, caps lock is cruise control for cool, but even with cruise control you need to steer

No, not really. I simply observe. And what I see is damning.

As well, please refrain from posting avatars in my thread.

No thanks necessary; it's just what I do.

You should look into trazadone; you are taking much newer generation medications, which are safer but less effective in some individuals. An older tetra-cyclic might be much more effective. Ask your doctor.

Be there for her. Support her. Tell her she can lean on you. Be a person she WANTS to open up to.

Has she been to a doctor?

I did not. Please explain.

Yes. You should, if she is going to keep hurting you.

All of them.

Have you ever considered you might suffer from OCD, user?