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Janitorial edition

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NORTH > SOUTH

jannys made his mind up

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SOUTH > NORTH

Also, for fucks sake, why is having a southern/brit/ and a northern/brit/ too much to ask? It would solve so many problems. The janny MUST be a kike if he doesn't accept a two-state solution.

good post

good post

HE'S STEAMING

Lads

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haha soft southerners need safe spaces

Lads...

good posts

honestly love it when /brit/ gets all cheeky like this

i'm in tears with giggles

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>consistently get called a 7 or 8 by people I meet, people are always calling me good looking and attractive
>have no problem approaching girls and getting them talking to me
>post pic on /soc/
>uglies and chubbsters rate me as a fucking 5

wtf is wrong with that board?

Yes none of them were city folk
I've been to Berlin how does London compare?

bad lightning and/or camera xxx

As do northerners desu.

Segregation now, segregation tomorrow, and segregation forever.

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i use good pics tbqh. reckon they just have shit taste

Terrible thread

haven't seen this one before! interesting!

london is a paki shithole

would you date a girl in a wheelchair? not like anything long term but for a few dates and a shag and that. seriously question as i'm trying to imagine it.

Reckon you're a bit insecure mate

That in itself is unattractive

Where do all of these edgelords come from.

didn't kill myself last year.
shan't be making the same mistake again

>.

Yanks are at it again tbqh

RIP poor girl

Depends on the girl of course

t. jealous poortherner.

yeah sure if she still had a good rig. a male mate of mine is in a wheelchair and is great company and pretty good looking, has had gfs and that so no reason i couldnt have a few dates and a shag with a 'plegic

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I shagged a girl in a wheelchair in uni. We did it with her on her front, she said she liked the pain from her hips

not my proudest wank

Haven't left my room since Friday afternoon became my brother has a girl over

i can laugh off a jab at my looks, I do have faults, we all do

rating me as a fucking 5 is objectively incorrect though, especially coming from a fatty so it is a little aggravating

I haven't played basketball in years lads

reckon we should annex scotland lads

>12yo has the guts to do something you dont

fuck

JUST

this 2bh

That toad looks familiar

>jealous
You don't even know what this word means FFS

can they even feel anything down there?

reckon we should nuke glasgow

she's a solid 8 out of 10 with a good face but don't know if i should push her around during dates or what?

sounds good man, so it isn't awkward or anything? maybe i'm making it seem a bigger deal in my head than it is

how was it? did you find it hard to like maneuver her?

Why are londonistanis so defensive

informing Mummy May of this post
she will NOT be pleased

What are the best London boroughs and what are the worst London boroughs?

she was just doing it for attention though

thought someone would see it being livestreamed and call the police to save her but the stupid bint forgot that nobody really gives a shit about anyone except themselves

>confirming yourself as jealous.

All too easy, lads.

>don't look at my bum, user

yeah
would be awkward when you first meet
Don't want to get off on the wrong foot

the gf

insane narcissism

Islington
Kensington

>can they even feel anything down there?
She could. I've shagged a woman with MS who couldn't, the difference was pronounced.

>how was it? did you find it hard to like maneuver her?
It was fine. Like shagging a fat girl who can't be bothered to move, except she would but can't. And she was skinny.

I feel you pal. My mates had a disagreement whether I was an 8.5 or a 9 once. I've been stopped in a club by a girl just so she could tell me I was good looking, and a few other stuff like that

Posted there once and they told me I looked like a male version of lena Dunham. Not even remotely fat. Ripped af

any good anime this season lads

>jealous
Until you understand what this word means you'll just keep looking like a spacker that failed his GCSEs.

It's this guy's birthday today, he's very lonely, could you cheer him up?

get a grip man

browsing the 'dit lads

Mate

>shagged a girl in a wheelchair
>shagged a girl with MS
>shagged a fat girl

you've got some weird fucking fetishes. where do you pick up girls, hospital rooms?

me in the jeep pulling the gf

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>that duct tape on the support beam

ahahaha

>sounds good man, so it isn't awkward or anything? maybe i'm making it seem a bigger deal in my head than it is

nah not at all, thing is different wheelchair people have very different situations, so my mate has it pretty bad. Legs are completely fucked, very little sensation below his chest at all, one hand is got very low sensation so not really usable, and he still gets out there, studies, paints (with his teeth), drives all that shit. He's really good company

So a girl who's just got fucked up legs could be great company, and if she's pretty and got a good rig (my mate still swims and hits the gym so you can be) then I'd have literally not problem with it

no more narcissistic than any lad tbf

>torrenting porn
>look at peers
>imagine myself waiting in line among seedy male peers, all of us wearing trench coats, hats and sun glasses

also this Iranian guy is downloading at 0.1% every minutes, hope it's worth the wait and potential beheading.

NEED a Monica Lewinsky gf, lads.

Could do with some feedback here lads

>literally THIS jealous
Poortherners lads, haha, am I right?

i might have a go, if nothing else for the experience. did she let her move you around to different positions or was it too difficult?

that's interesting, i don't really know to be honest but she is pretty and we have a fair bit in common so maybe man.

:^)

Sex addiction. When I was in America I drove to some shitty gang land just to get a bj of a fat black girl

Not that guy

>you've got some weird fucking fetishes.
you actually believe his bullshit?

fucks sake.

Take what you can, when you can. It's not like I'll be pulling supermodels anytime soon.

>line
Thought you called it a queue

hello, please congratulate him on his birthday today /brit/

thanks

>don't know if i should push her around during dates or what

from experience (guy with wheelchair m8 here) dont push unless they ask for help. By all means offer to help while you're walking along next to the person if they look like their struggling but unless they ask for it dont just do it

remember for a person in a wheelchair using their arms to get about is normal and, unless on a steep slope, pretty easy

getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

Should the House of Lords be elected?

what if he's just really ugly and that's all he can pull? not so much sex addiction as being an ugly cunt isn't it?

Jealous of what exactly?

this is a slippery slope to electing Kings and Queens tbqh

LSD gives you st augustine experiences

No

Not having to run for re-election every few years means working peers are more focused on avoiding scandal, so they actually do their job (for the most part).

getting my daily dose of the young turks lads

I'd elect myself as King desu. Don't know about everyone else

you're right, stupid idea

No, I like the House of Lads as it is.

Of course.

Cuck.

r8

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hankering for a bit of the old mandy lads, not got on it in ages
Depends. It'd be better than the current situation, but the best situation would be half hereditary/half appointed by an apolitical committee.