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first for mikoto is a fag.

Livland > Estland

Going to smoke a cigarette so that I take a shit before I leave the house.

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I'm girl. I thought you wanted to see females feet, faggets

Life is suffering

wannz trade places?

Animenano

Who wants my skype to make cum2cum sessions?))

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temporary migration to /mämmi/ to banter them to death. turns out miss helsinki 2017 was pic related
my sides have exited the galaxy

Tits

Why don't you move out of Russia? We can't into Russia.

reunited livonia when

>be me go to Riga
>Sky grey
>Buildings grey
>Clothes grey
>People grey
>Everything fucking Grey

Why is Riga such a grey shithole?

TODAY BROTHER

Oh righto, I've probably called you a faggot like 3 times when you talk about your boyfriend, kek
Tell about how shit your life is

Wow
Let me Irrelevant place and you Very Irrelevant place unite to form Whogivesafuckingshitstan

its not that bad, get more than enuff money from parents to live in a flat with a roomate, going to college, have some friends, just a bit social awkward, you?

Can I stay in your basement if I'll cum to Estonia?

Wow then Russians will have the majority in the parliament lol

Idk why posters think that Skype wank sessions are good. Wanking is a purely mechanical thing for me, chuck on the first free porn I find and try to go from flaccid to bust in 3 minutes. Unless you are with a girl you're only really doing it to equalize hormone levels, wanking is really only one step above brushing my teeth to me, just something I do to take care of myself

Why the heck not? I'll have better places than basements to offer, though.

How did this Estonian beauty even qualify for an irrelevant Helsinki Beuty pagent?

No point, your life is better desu

grey is part of our culture

By not working for the FSB

Sorry if me complaining about my bf disturbs I can stop. Just wanted to share my problems with the friends

Maybe you should compete in Lithuanias national sport and kill yourself

>be me go to Rome
>Sky brown
>Buildings brown
>Clothes brown
>People brown
>Everything brown

Why is Rome such a brown shithole?

tell me bout urs.

was in italy once, was quite nice.

It doesn't disturb me, you can whatever you want. I just assumed you had a cock

Like the existence of your region as a sovereign state your response makes no sense

Are you the same user from tarty? I'll take a note, don't disappear))
Who told you about wanking? I meant video/voice chat to have some serious discuss and share memes and stuff

*can say
It's a shitty sad life, tbqhwy

>Sky Brown
WOW blind and malnuerished
Impressive how you are still alive in your irrelevant shithole

how come

I know you take notes )))))) You better ))) Because there's always a tougher guy than any bad guy ))

I know you have a hard life with horrible relatives, I don't blame you for being mean

>Was quite nice
I think you need to join your second cousins and emigrate. Honestly why stay in such an irrelevant shithole when you could live somewhere nice like Rome, Paris, Southern Russia.

I like tough bad guys))

its birthday /balt/!

Grey is also a sign of depression so I think you should culturally appropriate Lithuania and kill yourself.

Ha, I know you do. Don't forget to use Western smileys instead of the Russian )))

Germans are shit eaters

You want bantah?

Go get it

Wouldn't make the cut at one of Berlusconi's parties? Just face it mate, your country is famous for three things: the success they enjoyed before brown people took over, unemployment and corrupt excess at every level of job.

Your life is a sad joke in a meme country, and I don't even know why you think bringing banter is an option for you since you have nothing to be proud of since 300AD

it was quite nice actually, my cousin is kinda rich so we got all kind of benefits from hotels being highest stars to a party he made, only good memories come to mind when i remember my trip to Italy.

ii musume

Well at least we have something to be proud of.
Unlike you who'se grandpap probably raped some nun and was deported to a fucking desert.
You honestly have no reason to live, kill yourself, go fuck an abbo while he sleeps and then shove his digeridoo up his ass. Following this, your last mortal desires, jump into the ocean and get eaten by a poison shark

That's not a good way to talk about Siberia and the Far-East of Russia

Is it hard to find a job in your country for Russian it specialist if he's a tourist or illegal?

I guess when you have lived in an impoverished Asian country for your whole life, actual civilization seems nice

Ok)))

Meh, Russians get good jobs. Just have to speak either English or the local dialect.

Im not fucking Russian Im fucking Italian. Does Romeo sound like a Russian name or has all the mouthwash you've been drinking fried your mongloid brain

Loool

Whatever Roman. It's as if you're proud of being 5 inches tall.

But would they hire someone without Estonian working permit?

My grandfather made your nono his bitch in North Africa. You can't talk about history mate, your history is organized crime, surrendering and recessions. You can't talk about rape from black people either because your shores are littered with Syrian enrichment, the only difference is that they riot in their prisons when they aren't allowed to go to a better country.

Not really, we don't have that kind of corruption. It's not hard to get a work permit and shit, you only have to leave Russia and apply for residence. Which is usually granted for 5 years or some shit. There's Russians working here all over the place.

Now that's a country I can respect. I mean open fields, lush women. I've heard that Puton is even paying people to settle in Siberia.
Everybody I know is moving to Russia because Russia has great mountains, great forests, the best rivers and the best deserts if thats your kind of thing.

I wish I was Russian instead of Italian

Haha, fucking stop nigga.

Please 5 inches is the size of my dick, something Estonains have never seen, you might as well kill yourself or move to a less irrelevant country.

Dem I think it will be hard to get an Estonia working permit. Those Russians are soviet wave of Russians and their offspring

> 5 inches is the size of my dick

please stop, italia

Stop what? Fucking your mom?
I would but she wont let me.

Or you have to stop working for people that exploit you and pay cents. Just contact some local Baltic embassy and offer to spy for us.

Oh thanks

That doesn't matter. We know there's a difference between Russians from Russia and some Soviets. Seriously, I can name a bunch of Russians from Russia that just decided to come here. We will grant all the paperwork, you just have to get the fuck out of Russia.

I'm currently unemployed because our dumb and corrupt democracy wont make any jobs in factories. I wish our country had a leader, or I had a country that has one.

And I have to find a company which will provide me with working permit, right?

Thats what your mother said last night you underdeveloped bitch

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Also does Russian education have any value in Baltics or working experience will be enough to get employed?

There's two ways of coming here. Either you apply for protection from the Russian authorities, or you apply to live and work here. It only matters you end up here to apply for anything. You can just come in with a tourist visa and then look for a job. Then the company will take care of the rest.

Reminder that Estonias achievments are all because of Russians.
What have Estonians achieved in Science?
Nothing
What have Russians achieved in Science?
All of it

I'm not Russian but you have to give credit where credit is due

Thanks for info
Answer this pls

It's up to the company. You would probably have an advantage because you are willing to work for a lower wage than what is considered usual. Man, there's a shitload of people that just arrived from Russia that are working here. Seriously, stop worrying about crap and live your life.

Hahahaha

Russian education is all fine, working xp is always a plus. Stop even thinking about "what if".

Idk, I just don't want to have any problems with the law or end up deported or in the prison or on the street. Cuz there will not be any ppl to help me like friends or relatives in Russia.

The only thing funny is your life pedophile

being rude sure is funny xD

fuk u

why are italians posting on /balt/ anyway

he thinks it's "banter"

Nobody's gonna deport you. Fucking hell. Your main priority should be getting out of Russia and getting a whatver job. You can bring in your relatives afterwards.

Why are you even giving so many fucks? We have plenty of guys here that used to be some kind of regional bosses.

Being malnurished sure is funny Xd

Why is god posting on /balt/ anyway?

Just get it, if you think you will end up in prison or on the street, then you have a valid cause to escape Russia and live anywhere in Europe, the US or whatever, even Japan.

I like how in the true Italian spirit you surrendered, switched sides and started bantering yourself

Look, Russians, if you can't figure things out then there's always a way out. We won't deport a single soul.

And which city is better to visit: Tallin or tarty?

This is bullshit. Estonia and Latvia can be North for all I care, but we have been and always will be proud, slavic eastern europeans !!

Perhaps Tallinn depends on Tartu, and Tartu depends on Tallinn. Tallinn is more like Moscow, Tartu is more like St. Petersburg.

Yes, but West Slav, as DNA shows anyone in the Baltics to be.

Idk, I never visited Estonia, all the information about your country I got from /Balt/. I also like your politics and spirit. But I'm also not a lifeless NEET anymore, I improved my life, got a job and place to live and ppl to help me if anything here in Moscow. So I have smth to lose, maybe I'll just visit your country in the summer. And if I'll like it m-maybe I'll stay ^^

i love estonia

I actually don't believe in DNA.