Tfw Californian

>tfw Californian
Best feeling ever. No place is better than California

>born in California
>in a shitty county

welp maybe in the next life

My dad lived in California when it was still a hidden gem now it's a shithole destroyed by normies, there's literally nothing good about living in California, fuck off

However with that being said, the best breakfast place I've ever been to was in San Francisco

then why the fuck do you cancerous mutts come to las vegas every fucking weekend and destroy it for us masterrace nevadans ?

Arizona is better

Is there a Northern California version of that image.
In which part of SF or do you remember the name of the place

Wow,an only-American thread

Come visit

don't believe you

>tfw wetback spic
fixed

Cali best

who /innawoods/ here

>no water
>no whites
>no weaponry
yeah, nah

He's not wrong...

nigga, CA is getting so much rain this winter

>cuckifornia not even in top-5
KEK

Fuckin hell if my state was independent it would have the highest HDI in the world

>winter
>74°
Whom here keeping up

Oh, come on. What difference does the county make?

well you could live in san bernandino, for one

or Fresno

And what's wrong with those places?

I mean, besides creepy inbreeding cults.

theyre giant hot deserts with fuck all to do but wish you were anywhere else

red pill me on cali

Best weather in the US.

Too many faggots.

No point of not living in the coastal areas, if you're doing that might as well live in Washington or Oregon.

comfy. Huge, road trips between cities can take 5 hours or more and north to south can take at least half a day. Lots of mexicans, but also predominantly white towns. SF is comfy as fuck with a major homeless problem. LA is a mexican shithole with horrible traffic problems. Central california is shit, extreme north is oregon-lite. the entire coastline is GOD tier, especially after you get north of SF

What does Cali do better than New England? Is there anything other than it being warmer?

better heroin smuggling, bigger organized crime

The standards of living are extremely inconsistent. I live in a high crime shithole and could find a mcmansion with multiple lamborghinis after a 15 minute drive.
Lots of wealth and shit constantly alternate in some areas.

Basically this. Napa, Sonoma, and Mendocino counties are basically heaven on Earth.

Honorary mentions: Santa Cruz and Monterey.

Also be sure to drive as much of highway 1 as possible.

Lol fuck your degenerate shit hole. Florida is best desu.

Can confirm

Is medical weed any less legal in those places?
If so, it can't be as bad as what you're saying.
"A giant hot desert with fuck all to do" is a better description for most of Brazil than it is for anywhere in California. At least you guys aren't stuck with shitty Paraguayan brick weed!

The eternal Finn. Ancient artisens, masters and scholars of shitposting. Never change.

I took eight hours to type this because I am tripping on acid and can barely string up a coherent thought. I have no idea for example if you can "string up" a coherent thought.

Also less humid, better food.

Biggest downside is that SF and LA are shit-tier compared to NYC

Whats so much better about new york

I think I would like Texas or Arizona better.

No, not really

What even happens in Arizona? I can only think of sweet teat and incest

California is pretty big. If you're lucky you could be over by the coast or up north in the beautiful redwoods. Alternatively there are the smelly desert people. They make it out here to the coast every now and then and pretend like they're the same but they're stupidity gives them away. Looking at you landcaster

>go to florida
>get mauled by an alligator

Nice try now go defend your car from latinos

Fucking Florida.

Will you cool guys accept a hard-working Italian?

bring lasagna

>califag
>telling me to defend myself from Latinos

kek

>Go to Califagistan
>Get AIDS

There are tons of third generation Italian-Americans in the East Bay.
I don't know if those count, but they'd still obsess over you.

I've played enough GTA to know that I would never want to live in california

your loss my friend.

busta

OP here. My family immigrated here from Italy. Youd definitely fit in.

I stick my head outta the gutter for one freaking second and fate shovels SHIT IN MY FACE

>Honorary mentions: Santa Cruz
Thanks :^)

I 'unno man, I finished Watch Dogs 2 the other day and Cali does look pretty comfy

In reality suburban areas of the United States are basically the same everywhere and talking about states is almost always misleading and dumb. Only a few, mostly urban places are really distinct from other parts of the country

In what world is Florida less degenerate or less of a shithole than California?

Who /bayarea/ here? Too much fucking rain today. Fuck this shit.

east bay shithole reporting in

at least it is healing some drought damage

/centralvalley/ here. Lots of rain here too