ITT we argue about apples

ITT we argue about apples

fuck you green apples are at the top

>green apples are too sour :^)

You know you gotta be over 18 to post on this board, right?

>Green
>Mid tier

Nigga, you serious?

>divine tier

Nice ranking, I'd put yellows at the bottom though.

Are those tomatoes?

Granny Smith apples are mid tier?

You're a fucking faggot, OP

green apples > every fucking apple you could think of nigger

>(You)

>no honeycrisp

Get out if here with your shit chart. Literally Elder God tier apples.

That means you had never tasted them.

Greens deserve high tier tho.

>not posting Fuji
kys

my nigga

God tier

Lol pink ones aren't real, and I've never ate a red apple that tasted like flour.

Fruit fedora

Fucking wasted dubs.

Go be nigger somewhere else.

That's a pineapple you fucking imbecile

Green apple is ultra

Honeycrisp is the endgame of apples. I think OP may just have never experienced them.

mah niggggg

Fuji is "The Apple"

All apples are good as long as they are from a farm.

pleb

He must live in a third world country... what a faggot

So fucking good that I'm sure it had a hand in plaguing man with original sin.

Empire apples are literally the best fucking apple. Perfect blend of sweetness while not tasting foamy like a red delicious.

Next time you pick apples just fill your entire bag with Empires and you won't regret it.

Granny Smith is objectively the best apple.

Get the fuck back to work Tyrone!

>criminal

Anyone ever have a Fuji apple?

fuji and gala are my shit

Fug you, my grannie's green apples are sweeter than everything that ever hits the shelves. And she has only like 10 trees, just for the family.

Fuck you green apples totally shit on everything else

H O N E Y C R I S P

Although I buy Fuji most of the time because I'm cheap.

muh boi

There's more to taste in life other than green apples and cock, user.

you know what's what. i'm not even gonna bother scrolling past your post.

/thread

>green apples and cock
Right in the childhood.

apples give me gas and diarrhea

Sucks to be you.

My favorite apple

Pic related

underrated fucking post kek

You forgot gala apples and Korean apples bitch

>honeycrisp
no doubt, any of it's newer varietals are ok too. SweeTango, Juici, Opai, SnapDragon and the newer Cosmic crisp.

While we're here, let's argue about melons.
>Honeydew is Godly.

>fruits
Don't talk to me ever again.

Honey crisps are god tier

Honeydew is good, cantaloupe is okay, and watermelon is supremely meh

Macoun represent

This nigger has never had a pink lady. You're missing out bro

>blueberries
>not blackberries

Just kill yourself already

>green apples are on top
Can confirm

why isnt yellow at the bottom faggot

I cant eat apples anymore because i am allergic :(

If you ever get a chance to try a golden honey watermelon, don't pass up the opportunity because of watermelon hate. Supreme fruit.

Sucks to be you

Anyone who isn't a fucking animal knows that aesthetics is half of the appeal of food.

OP and every dumbshit that agrees with his nigger cock obsessed mind is an utter retard that doesn't see his shitty apple propoganda.

Green apples are shit-tier. We shouldn't eat green shit, that's why it's not an appealing color to us. Pussy lips aren't green for a reason.

Pink Ladies are god-tier like pussy lips, and red apples are high-tier like dick-suckers.

Yellow and Green are rape your mom and kill yourself tier.

Yellow and

Can't eat honeydew or cantaloupe. Tastes gross to me for some reason. Like i can see the appeal, but my brain doesn't accept it.

My favorite are the brown ones that make my abdomen feel strange.

I worked in produce for about 8 months in college. I can confirm that out of all the apples I tasted in that time, honeycrisp was the best in every, single way. Other apples are better for apple pie (you want softer apples for that) but for straight eating or paired with cheese and wine these are the best you will get. If you disagree you are clearly an uneducated nigger.

Holy shit, is apple allergy a real thing?

Was this medically diagnosed, or are you one of those retards who decides your allergic to something because you read about it on the internet?

nittany are good

A perfectly ripe cantaloupe is best.

Yup. This is Godtier OP.

>Yellow and Green are rape your mom and kill yourself tier.

So, like metal tier? Because that's brutal.

Granny Smith confirmed for bad bitch.

Waste of dubs.
Fix your brain then faggot. Hondeydew is God.

Oh you think you're a cool guy. Beat THIS.

Produce guy here again, Pink Ladies are real but aint got nothing on Honeycrisp.

I like pink ladies, but honeycrips are amazing.

Fedora berries

Red apples are tasteless, foamy, and have a thick shitty skin. They don't even smell good. Like a rabid nigger.

I get orgasms from HoneyCrisps

OP here, out of all the fruits in this thread blueberries are clearly superior in every way

ida red are good for pies

rotten apples are the best

thank you and goodnight

Granny Smiths go second, you fucking retard.
What fucking pussy thinks an APPLE is too sour?

No what I've never had in my entire fucking life? A mealy or soft green apple, but here you are praising 'soft' meat in number to? Fuck you, same thing.
Best things about the green ones is the fucking snap.

Dis nigga gets it.

Yup

Anyone else hate the apple texture?

It's like eating wet sand.

Fucking love green apples

Apples are fine.
Melons are fine.

If you don't love persimmons, you are officially a little bitch and don't you ever speak to me or my wife's son ever again.

You gotta account for their use in cooking. Yellow apples are the best to bake with.

Fuck those soft ass gook apples

/thread

I am 33 years old. I've been coming here off and on since 2009. Every time I do I think to myself: Why bother? It will never be the way it was. It's just a bunch of kids being stupid. Why don't you go hang out on reddit or wherever?
I was thinking just those thoughts when I see this thread...and a small sliver of hope for the future.
Carry on.

Sauce on pic

>but honeycrips are amazing
>honeycrips

Blood oranges are the best.

Cameo is great for backed apples

this

much better taste than apples and doesnt turn bad that quickly. (Apples get those shitty tasting brown spots while pears with similar spots still taste normal)

red delicious looks really good but tastes like shit

...

I typo'd

>Why don't you go hang out on reddit

Fuck off traitor.
Those who browse both websites are the ones with no actual life.

What's the best apple for candied apples? I say grannie smiths.

Agreed about those Pink Ladies.

Honeydew is best enjoyed with a light sprinkling of lime or lemon juice. It's also the best of all the melons. Cantaloupe is a close second but if it's at peak ripeness it may just be the best