Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
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1th for benis
Looks like time to migrate.
It's the real thread!
Everyone has to GET naked.
Gud.
Here, brought you a sacrifice
bump
Hello everyone
-Sweet Roll
Oh good, it's the real one.
Um, how bout no.
hey, i got your ice cream, lets get on with our date
This is now a spider man thread
So, basically, TBWWaBB (The Bodiless Witch Who's a Bothersome Bitch) is upset at you all because you have bodies, and can fetishize feet and buttholes and whatever the fuck you humans do, and she can't.
I'll try and help you out, don't die, though.
If you roll a 0, your entire body is destroyed by TBWWaBB's curse.
Roll a 1, and you lose one random limb.
Roll a 2, and your butthole is permenantly sealed shut.
Roll a 3, and your penis doubles in size. If you don't have a penis, you get one, the length (in millimeters) is your minute's post time, and the girth (in millimeters) is your second's post tiem.
Roll a 4, and you become quadrapaledic.
Roll a 5, and all the fingers on one hand turn into tongues. You have control over these tongues, but only as much control as you had with the fingers on that hand.
Roll a 6, and you get a third arm and a third leg.
Roll a 7, and you get a badass facial tattoo of a Bohr model hydrogen atom.
Roll an 8, and your eyes explode.
Roll a 9, and your feet become god-tier lewd.
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69 and TBWWaBB kills herself.
42 and you become a fish.
Dubs and you get an awful disease.
Trips and you kill TBWWaBB and take her curse powers.
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This is all real, but if this post gets no replies within 5 minutes, TBWWaBB dies, and all the souls she has claimed so far will finally get rest.
Excellent. We shall strip them!
Sacrifice!!! Rip and tear!!!
here for that tarot reading
*Here i am once again for another infinidaggery adventure!*
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reroll 4 tarot. I'm rdy 2 except my f8
one more try...
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check em
Oh, good! I'm glad you didn't give it to some other girl while I was away.
Is this the new animus shitpostery?
I'm in.
A Reimu would be a good little sister.
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KOGASA A CUTE
My doubles are incredible, but I do not want a reading
look at those juicy doubles
*But i was expecting Dio-sama.......*
You really like that pic, don't you, senpai?
OH MAN DAS A FLIPGRILL
Shhh, don't tell anyone!
M-my last onee-chan walked out on me...
FUKK YE I FLIP SUM SHIT
WAZAAAAAAAAAAP
so what are you up to these days?
If I bought all k612 pro will I become an audiophile now?
I really do.
going to bed see ya.
Fire walk with me.
I ' l l t r y
BOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Fuck all these shitposters. I need some real fortune telling. Will I ever lose my virginity, oh shrine maiden?
>Rips your clothing off.
When you forget the fucking pic
Garmonbozia
Probably not with that attitude.
An onee-chan like that doesn't deserve a little sister.
The joke's on you, I'm just an EFG.
In this picture Kogasa is flipped.
The chances that you'll die a wizard are very unlikely, user. So i guess you won't die a virgin.
Same as usual. More and more, I'm realizing I'm gonna need a second job. Other than that, I just play games, read fortunes, and make art and animations.
What about you, Anonymous?
A true audiophile could phile audios from anything!
Just kidding. I'm not one of those, so I dunno.
Nuh uh!
You wouldn't do that, would you, Assets-sama?
Yu huh, look at the eyes.
God damn it.
I'm getting tired again
You can just call me onee-chan.
I don't even feel anymore.
strawpoll.me
Is the rent fuck-crazy where you are? Invest in roommates?
AW SHIT
>dr. manhattan has autism
kek
-meowbot
Reading a lot of cult books lately so i am prepared for starting my periodism career next year, that tryng to beat my insomnia.
Making art and animations sounds interesting, are you good at it?
It's the only choice, what with how retarded his polls are lately.
Hi btw, Parsee.
huh
-meowbot
Fuck off, I'm the best and least autistic.
Sexts GET, bro.
meow
ass
huekek
we all know you're retarded
now go drink your daily dose of blueberry cum
-meowbot
eh
That lame ass followup attempt even though you knew it'd be too late.
Hello best nep. I am a little drunk cause I was drinking today.
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>best nep
I think you mean top Nep.
Ha! Only I've managed to get sexts, git gut doctor from Manhattan.
Would you say it's bad luck if everyone gradually forgets that you exist in your online communities, snf people stop replying in conversations regularly for periods of... ~1-2 months? Or, is it just a sign that one isn't interesting enough and needs to bandwagon about more things?
I'll Vert those Verts.
well that poll is pretty one sided
Saved back then
Snf being my tired ass hands' attempt to write "and"
Okay... onee-chan..
It's not the rent but other bills and stuff. Things nobody else would be willing to help me pay, too. I made a lot of dumb mistakes several years ago and they're biting me in the ass now.
I dunno... well, I guess I'm better than average, judging by the feedback I get. Good enough to get paid a little bit for it. But I'll always only see the flaws in my work no matter how much I try to perfect it.
Drunk to forgive about the mercilesness of this world where we don't really matters since we are insignificant and there is no point in keep fighting it but yet we still get up everyday?
I took a screenshot too, it's in my laptop though
Please read me I don't know what information you need my name is frank if that helps
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But you haven't managed to get sex, so I win in that department.
Doesn't count for as much if you didn't specifically roll for it, but congrats for the mininal acheivment you weeb
Choose
Right in the Vert?
I'm not sure what to do with an imouto now I've got one.
It could mean a lot of things, but most likely it's just natural decay that happens when you run out of things to talk about. Bandwagons might be outwardly dumb to the people who aren't a part of them, but they're an indicator of what the majority of people in the community are interested in. So while they're fixated on that, it might be hard to fit in if you're not into it as well.
That's not saying you should jump on board just for that reason, but it is why it happens in some cases.
Well perfection is not something you can reach, its more like a motivation, you will always see flaws in your own work and thats a nice thing because you can improve it.
So you play games, uh? you got a computer in that shrine, Reimu?
Voted for Hally
I think it's time for me to sleep now. Goodnight.
>cum-guzzling shitposting autistic waste of energy
i'm laughing so hard
-meowbot
Your negativity certainly doesn't move you forward, bucko. Who said you needed to shake the entire planet to have an enjoyable lifetime?
night vert
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If we're leaving names for a fortune cookie, Cirno.
Yay, yay.
- Cirno
Manhattan... your groin is plain. (You still have autism tho.)
Feel free to join anytime!
Roll
I didn't grow up with an older sister so I'm not sure what they're supposed to do!
My last one just taught me about eroge and hugged me a lot...
What?
Damn straight!
Offered explanations for problems are way better than solutions, and I appreciate this post.
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The comic book that came out today.
In it, the character said that I'm "probably cruel to puppies and kittens."
That shit hurts, it ain't true.
Dubs for tarot reading
Rolling
Idk about bandwagon but for me if we're not playing something together there's little purpose in online friends.
Beeeeeehhhhhhhh
It made me laugh, though. Thanks for that.
Rolling again for tarot reading