How great would it be if they played this stuff in a theater before a Pixar movie starts?

How great would it be if they played this stuff in a theater before a Pixar movie starts?

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>creepy anti-gay

It's surprisingly well done actually; I enjoyed it.

>that blue-pilled comment section

how dare you!

gimme your facebook bigot!

Uhhh, you don't get to bring friends

>relating being allowed on a plane to be allowed to enter heaven

topkek, ingenious.

soul plane

>not liking based Sparlock
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>ride bikes

>inflatable wheels

>cogs

just more dark arts

If god didn't want people to be gay why didn't he just make them not-gay?

Fuck christianity is fucking retarded for so many reasons.

Gotta start at Lesson 1, nigger!

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I've never understood Jehovah's witness. They basically believe almost every soul, even Jehovah's witness souls, get destroyed at the end of time. So why even give a fuck about following the bible.

>Implying being gay isn't a choice
>implying you didn't suck cocks because you chose to

>It's surprisingly well done actually

right apart from the fact that the woman cant refute the 8 year olds logic of why cant a people be happy

>implying gay is a choice
>believing everything Sup Forums tells you.

>implying anyone still takes the Old Testament seriously.

The bible is filled with contradictions, so I'd give two shits what a bunch of Tykes tell me what to do.

well if being CIS SCUM is a choice...

Why isn't homosexuality?

SJWs BTFO

>implying being straight or a man is a choice

>l-lol you got BTFO

I wish I could be as blue pilled as you are.

i wonder how many people get convinced by this
im really interested in like a live reaction of a child to this

>I've never understood Jehovah's witness.

Redpill me on them. I know they're supposed to be crazy, but I don't know how crazy. They do seem to have a view of the Bible which is closer the the crazy shit portrayed in muh anime, so that gives them a plus in my book.

>I swear, I had to fuck him in the ass, I didn't have a choice!

we need more of these because that loli is a qt

They were one of the earliest groupd sent in mass to concentration camps in Germany because they one of Hitler's earliest opponents

Which is just about the most based fucking thing I can imagine because Nazis are the Eternal Cuck.

Pedophiles should be burned alive

What the fuck is with Jehovah's Witnesses and pushing this image of people living in heaven with all these random zoo animals? Like it's always depictions of people cuddling up to lions and T-Rexes.

Well the nazis were autistic.

Their legacy children (Neo nazis) even more so.

Neo-Nazis are just retarded thugs who want to break shit while pretending they're doing it for a good cause. They're heavily involved in selling fire arms to criminals and drugs to children.

So should fags but I don't see you in the oven yet.

Their church was founded out of butthurt that some asshole's doomsday prediction didn't come true so they built a whole sect around being the only 150,000 or so people who will survive the Armageddon which is RIGHT around the corner.

Pity. They seem to have found this site as well.

CRAAAAWWWWLLLLLIIIINNNNNGGGG

go take your hormone pills and fuck off faggot

>Lend your toy to your best friend
>His nutty fucking mum makes him throw it out

Is the girl going to try to turn her friend against her gay mommies?

Wow, the animation actually isn't dog shit.

I wonder what would happen if they were muslims instead of jw

Please part two where the lesbians react to what this cute little member of a sect has to say.

People didn't live as long back then, and family was the only way you'd keep your legacy and property or whatever. So it wasn't so much as being gay was banned, it was just pointless since it couldn't produce children to carry on your name and keep your line going. Best to just say you ban being gay entirely to avoid the message getting lost over thousands of years of translation.. But it seems that happened anyway so whatever

being gay is not a choice
behaving gay is a choice
and I made that choice because I like sucking dick
And there are barely any violent fanatics in europe so I couldnt care less. Even the Catholic church doesnt really care anymore

Used to be a JW.

Can answer any questions, no foolin'.

I left at about 18 or 19, I think. Thank fuck.

I'm English though so we were never TOO crazy because people in the UK aren't as crazy religious as people in the US. I mean some of us are, sure, but they're outliers. We never had a "Pokémon are the devil" phase.

>And there are barely any violent fanatics in europe
Brace yourselves for the muslims.

>I don't know how crazy
they basically live with the device that the world probably might end tomorrow, or the day after that
and that weirdos are basically looking forward to it.
What I like about them is that, even though recruiting is obviously about money, they spent a lot of time trying to "rescue" souls, instead of shutting off

yeah that is going to be a huge problem
I'll probably just wear a suit made out of pork. Ultimate Muslim repellent.

Being gay was looked down upon by Jews, because a man had to assume the role of a woman (submissive), and women were viewed as little better than animals.

If you think being gay is a choice, you are probably bisexual

Do they really believe EVERY soul gets destroyed at the end of time?

To be fair one can become gay, see the trap faggots here. Don't say "they were always bi" because I'm one and I know at one point in time traps did nothing to me.

>How great would it be if they played this stuff in a theater before a Pixar movie starts?
At my local cinema we all introduce ourselves and then the projectionist makes a speech or maybe performs a little comedy routine, and then the movie starts. We don't watch commercials or trailers.

After the movie we share our thoughts on it and then hit the showers.

It's retarded. It's like Third Impact in End of Evangelion, basically.

Everyone dies but gets judged and can come back. It's implicated that you pretty much HAVE to be a JW to come back, although it's not mandatory. Then there's 1000 years where we're allowed to fuck around and Satan will come back to try and tempt people in that 1000 years.

WHY anyone would side with Satan after 1000 years of peace is a mystery to me, but religion doesn't have to make sense.

GENTRIFIED

If you're so gay then why are you into traps and not manly men?

>I left out Caleb's face because he's a fag and has no soul

What did she mean by this?

I like femininity. Doesn't change that memes aside liking traps is gay. They are men, men who wear girls' clothes, but men nonetheless.

>I like femininity, not men
>I'm gay
Ok.

Jesus fuck. You've converted me user

>being gay is a choice, but how people are gay is not a choice

>Get hard from looking at dicks and boipussy
>Straight
Okay.

This stuff is kinda like Scientology though. On its surface the religion is perfectly fine. It just comes across as a kinda more strict Christianity. People who are sort of more conservative and don't really like how the NuChurch deals with things like Homosex and porn are attracted to the JW org.

It's only when you get DEEPER that you start unmasking the crazy.

Here's a good one: JWs aren't allowed blood transfusions. This has caused cases where children are dying in hospital with their proud parents stood by their side saying "JEHOVAH DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HAVE BLOOD!" and letting them die. If the hospital intervenes they get sued up the wazoo. If the hospital doesn't intervene then a child dies for no reason.

Then they retracted this and said "partial" blood transfusions were okay. I bet that made the parents of dead children who weren't allowed partial blood transfusions feel really great :^)

>If being fat is so bad, why does food taste so good?

Now, I don't believe that being homosexual and living that is bad at all, but I guess that is the kind of thinking here. "To get into paradise you need to leave something behind", things that Jehova does not approve of supposedly. So, in a way it is consistent and as long as it stays non-aggressive I don't give a shit.

False equivalency because you're implying evolution (high energy density foods being tasty) is there by design, and was designed in the age of agriculture and supermarkets

Foods taste good not to make you fat, but to let you know they're not poison lmao idiot

>They seem to have found this site as well.
just reactionaries under a liberal president

this site was anarchist under a conservative president

when hilary looses to paul ryan in 2020 "anonymous iz legunn!" will return

Tell me about Jesus, why does he wear the robe?

Because being a degenerate fag means you can have your hedonistic pleasures now, but you'll never get to enjoy eternal bliss you idiot

This is why religion is good. Regardless of divine and theological issues, religion is a shield against the degeneracy of the left. Go to church even if you don't believe in God.

>nothing is allowed
>bliss
Sure

Eternal bliss is an oxymoron. Nothing that lasts forever can keep being good forever. After two million years in heaven you will yearn for hellfire to give you something else to experience.

i-is she white?

she's deliciously brown

Lol, why? Just erase the habits that cause you to be dissatisfied in that case.

Disgusting video. Religion has had it's time, let's science do the work now

I'm not even making an equivalency, I'm trying to explain the thinking of those people. And those people really do believe that food tastes good by design. It's a temptation made by god (or satan or whatever) to prove your strength of faith and will to god. They see homosexuality just like that, a temptation you are supposed to overcome.

I don't get, so homosexuality is not right, but having sex with a nigress is?
America is crumbling.

I agree, brother. Praise be to Slaanesh!

Am I the only degenerate here who is waiting for some rule34 posts of this shit?

Heavenly bliss =/= Earthly bliss
It makes you feel not just happy, but whole

And then?

Science does a shit job at teaching ethics. I agree that taking religious stories literally is stupid, but science has done absolutely nothing when it comes to teaching people to do the right things. In opposite, I believe for many people the whole "religion is dead, science is errything" shit just gives them an excuse to stop thinking about whatever they are doing and whether it's the right thing. Just because fantasy stories about gods and whatnot doing this and that are outdated doesn't mean that the topic of ethics is done and finished as well. I'm seeing no indications that overall people are actually capable of making moral decisions without someone guiding them. People are still stupid, that hasn't changed.

>mom throws away toy that belongs to her son's friend

Mad/10

Then you will have bliss unencumbered by any mental faults blocking it. If you really want to go beyond that you can attempt to achieve Nirvana.

Not creepy at all. $5 says a women wrote that title.

being gay isnt a choice but being a huge faggot flamboyant one is

>tfw gay atheist
>still get annoyed when people reject religion off-hand entirely because it offends their cum-motivated sensibilities

I wish Christianity were true.

so suddenly this is indoctrination but this one wasn't eh

>god literally creates burning bushes, turns entire cities to salt, divides oceans and his own son can turn water into wine a replicate bread
>hates magic

Hypocrites.

One of them is a joke and makes no statement regarding what is right and wrong.
The one one is literally teaching you a doctrine.

what the hell is this fever dream lookin shit

I don't wish Christianity were true, but I wish I believed in it. Life would be so much easier.

Reminds me of the time when they tried to get deaf people to stop masturbating (loudly):


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God this was such a good meme

Edgy

Teach philosophy then. We don't need dogmatic organized religion to 'teach' (read: brainwash in) ethics. Get people to study the topics and consider them. You'll get people prepared to debate uncomfortable issues, develop a person set of ethics, raise the standard of education...

LESBIANISM = TERRORISM

Paranorman one is actually much more effective as propaganda, since kids who see the Jehovah's Witness shit will go "wow that's fucking lame and the condescending arguments are shit," but they see the Paranorman one and don't even think consciously about it, except like "oh wow, gay! that's cool, and it seems kinda just accepted... hmm..."

Abolish heaven TSA!

Woah dude, how'd you come up with that. Never thought of it that way. You're like super smart man. You should be a philosopher or something.

You can read more of my musing on my blog.

>Implying the old testament's isn't a maladjusted, desperate entity who is completely unmoved by mortal struggles, and simply wants everyone to play nice, so they can develop as a species into a post-singularity entity so he finally isn't alone any more.
Of course he's a hypocrite. But he needs to keep humanity in check so when he finally gets someone to talk to, they're someone he wants to talk to.

Well that says more about how shitty the Jehovah's Witness' videos are, than about how hard Paranorman tried to "indoctrinate" people.

Really, if you call Paranorman's gay joke indoctrination, you might as well call every piece of fiction indoctrination because whether you notice or not every story showcases certain values and ideals that are accepted in their world.

>meet gay men couple
>completely bro tier
>really can feel the love between them

>meet gay women couple
>talk about how much better life as a lesbian is
>talk about their shitty prior boyfriends
>sounds like they have to confince that they're lesbian

Kek. That's very idealistic user. But there will be a bedrock ethics that everyone will be "indoctrinated" in no matter what, because every culture inevitably forms a unique moral basis. Religion is one such source, and is highly effective. If anything, religion allows people to question their corest values in a metaphysical headspace - 'doubt' is compartmentalized in Catholicism and given room to breathe at an aside from ritual and all that. In your hypothetical society, there may be no safe environment or language or whatever to question one's ethics in.

>it's a tumblrina gets triggered by plebbit episode