/hoc/ - bully free edition

Hockey offseason

Bully free zone

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Is this the real bread?

SHARKS CONFIRMED MEME TIER

HAHA OH WOW

Off season shit posting has made threads to start to 404

"Today we have the pleasure to present Mantas Armalis new San Jose Sharks mask. It is for sure a so called DaveArt 2in1 design... On a distance it is a clean cut and classic Sharks mask created in a vintage style... When you come closer... the mask transforms into... The Meme mask...Mantas is a huge fan of Meme trolls, you will find them all over the mask created as holograms... And also one is created with the DaveArt Invisible Wizard Tech.... Check out the chin of the mask... @mantasarmalis @sanjosesharks @nhl #DaveArt #nhl #DaveArtTheCradleOfCreativity"

Internal cap teams will never ever be contenders.
Sunbelt shits will defend this
>mfw

Absolutely wat

why was the other thread pruned

Sunbelt lmao. Whats with Senators not having that canadian hokimoni

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REPOST

So I havent been really following hockey since the Kings won their first cup. It's a long story. I'm getting back into it this year. Catch me up on the status of the Kings and the NHL.

Answer me on the dead homies.

Is he Cell key material?

>Kings sucked
>won a meme trophy
>sucked again
>sucked again

>snes fan

Fuck you Jewgene Memenyk

>casual trip
Go away

Why do the >rags have a history of old players from other teams?

Their best forwards in the 2000's:
>Jagr
>Nedved
>Fleury

Players typically associated with other teams.
>rags

Hot pocket eating faggot mod

>yfwswtc

can someone tell me why theres a team canada, usa, and NORTH america in the world cup? i dont watch hockey much been thought id watch the world cup

I'm going to Tim Hortons tonight. What should I get?

So cunts like you would watch it

if usa vs north america play eachother who do i root for mate

Gary

NA is under 20 or something, don't remember the age.

AIDS

shit at drafting non-swedish players

2017 is our year

>tfw your team just came up short to Queen Sid and his merry band of crossdressers

It never ends

Great choice

one month until I can start going to hockey again. Why didn't you tell me it would be so hard

Also

>our year

Why are you a flames fan? Why would a Brit willingly subject themselves to the misery of being a supporter of a Canadian hockey team?

do you have complex motives for being a snes fan?

Less than two weeks until we get to start hearing exciting stories about athletes getting gunned down in Rio. Between that and the quadrennial shitshow of our presidential election coverage, I think I'll manage. Also, >we still need to resign two of our best players before they go to arbitration.

Pls don't call me a Brit im Scottish.

I watched a few of their games the season before last and liked them

Didn't you ask /hoc/ for advice on who to follow? Or was that another UK guy? I know there's at least a couple of you from Scotland on here.

He's the Governor General

I'm the only Scot I know here. I did ask but went for the flames

I'm the Braehead clan fan too

I just want them to stop bullshitting me

If it makes you feel any better, there are histories where Alfredsson raised the Cup at the CTC. Better work on those shifting skills my dude.

>implying you aren't part of Great Britain.

lel

Thought Armalis sign with the laughs.

are you flim flam mcscootie?

btw johnny gaudreau a cute

Ya that's me

you may only post in this thread if your team is getting a new rink

not so fast calgary, your muslim mayor wont let you get one

Fuck you

Braehead clan are getting one so I'm posting here

Thanks for getting rid of your trip I like you a lot more now

>this bandwagoner logic

He's from fucking Scotland you leaf.

the coyotes will win the cup 2018 cap this. Shane Doan will immediately retire after and get his jersey retired by the sparkledogs

i really hope this happens

>tfw someone saved my memes that no one replied to.

t. bored wongs fan

>pizzatown here

Can't contain the Shane

it wont

>no hokkei

you're right but its fun to imagine

>Heт хoккeй

The Flooded hovel of Cowtown btfo

Time for a pizza pizza reeeeddd wings power play!!!

WHO /PIZZA/ HERE

Avs

>more like free bully zone

>yfw stamkos lied about wanting to stay in tampa
>yfw he goes to the leafs
>yfw the leafs also sign victor hedman

Why is it so dead around here?

>cant even see the puck

DELETE THIS

I wish this would happen but it won't. He's retiring after this season

>holding his leg in the air
>"im totally not doing anything ref, i swear"
i hate players who do that shit

>stammer 10 seconds after he walked into the meeting with the >laffs

This shit is literally why cops shoot blacks.

whats your guys favorite kassian moment from last season?

What if... what if Kyle Parramore didn't call himself in to the police? What if he got away with it?
Would the Lightning have won?

Just bought this for $12

I wouldn't have paid more than 5 desu senpai

>yfw lex was secretly ben bishop and he didnt break his leg from getting hit by a car, he broke it from jumping on it in the playoffs

Is someone actually going to wear this?

post some cool dogs

is that a real dog? why would he be driving a truck like that?

Look at that fucking doggo lmao

You should see his IG

LOL doggo wearing sunglasses

JUST FUCK MY TEAM UP GODDAMMIT CAN YOU GUYS DO SOMETHING RIGHT

This has to be shopped?

>get dog to sit on driver seat
>put sunglasses on
I don't see how that can't be real.

Fuck off mountain kike

so this is the elite swiss humor ive heard so much about

Every goddamned shift

Fedorov was the best skater ever
prove me wrong

kek

we finna do it

lmao look at that fuckin truck drivin doggo

>red and green
smdh

Karlsson
Orr
Bure
Mcdavid

Michiganders love hockey, fuck the """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""state""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" of hockey.

how do you canadians feel when u of m sings the national anthem whenever their canadian students score?

forgot link

youtube.com/watch?v=BXmPF6kFDYM#t=140.201966

1:33

Based
I like Michigan hockey. Produce elite players unlike the "state of hockey"
The ncaa team that just won is also mostly Canadian I think.

great one dubs confirm

all of the big d1 schools are just feeders for NHL commitments; players from UMD and North Dakota are all signed, basically

Nice dubs, captain doggo. You are clear for landing on runway 7.