Any anons want to buy a staff that I got from a Voodoo priest in Haiti?

Any anons want to buy a staff that I got from a Voodoo priest in Haiti?

tl;dr I got diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder I and lost my job due to my medication slowing me down and now I'm selling my most prized possession.

I used to go to Haiti once a year back when I was in high school and college to help build and set up makeshift hospitals. I got a lot of gifts from the locals, but the one that stood out the most was pic related.

I attended a vodou ceremony in this town called Petit-GoĆ¢ve. Obviously I was very creeped out, but enjoyed myself nonetheless. Before I left to go back to Port-au-Prince, the local houngan (vodou priest) gave his ceremonial staff as a gift.

I'm in a really bad spot financially right now. I lost my job about 5 months ago after I got prescribed serquel and Depakote for my bipolarism. They slowed me down to the point where my performance tanked and got fired as a result. I ran through my savings during the last five months through just paying rent and electricity and have been living off of oatmeal, spinach, and beans.

Maybe one of you sick bastards might be interested in buying it (or helping me sell it). I'll post some more pictures and answer any questions you may have.

How much for the nigger magic stick?

That's pretty fly, actually. I'm genuinely sorry you've ended up in such a bad spot.

What's your asking price?

ever think that maybe the curse of the voodoo stick is responsible for your bad fortune?

I'll buy it depending on the price.

He was in trouble before he got the stick.

I got about tree fiddy.

I'm interested kik is creamy_overload

Bidding $100

ill give you a bag of beans and rice and throw in a small kitten

Ehh 115$

$3000 bitch.

I actually don't know. This is my first time doing anything like this. Maybe you guys can make some bids and offers.

Ehh $3115

$12000 pussy.

A bidding war on an anonymous website is just asking for a shitstorm. And a good way to get ripped off - both for you and possibly the buyer.

EBay? Put starting bid at like 3k call it a rare artifact or something.

I mean don't you wanna know anything about it?

ay, put this shit on ebay and we'll see if that dude can really own up a $3,000 bid.

Ehh $12115

listen, I'm genuinely interested. If you are in FL, I'll buy it from you but has to be face to face

i like you.

Think we won't?

$36500 you anal bead

selling a voodoo stick that a preistess gave you is bad juju mon. its not a toy to be fucking around with

You gonna murder him?

its a fucking wabbajack

Ehh $36615

Having your foot in the pic is gonna make the rest of the posters kill the thread with racism. Look up potential voodoo specialists and see if you can get one of them interested

I'll give you a couple hundred but not much more than that. If you're in Florida we should do it

20$ you live in florida?

I think you being on this board means there's a high chance you're a NEET or weeb, likely broke, and probably just stating large figures because doing so is free.

You're just jealous you don't have 36k to blow on a voodoo stick.

hahahah dis nigga (no racism intended OP, you know how that is)

I will place a bet for you keeping that thing as far away from me as possible, OP.

I do in runescape, chumparino.

I Really like voodoo sticks...

$783634739 CUNT

I made this one for cosplaying, do you like it user?

Put up or shut up. I'm gonna make that ebay page right now

Price: $10,000
Location: Oxford, New Jersey
Details: Will throw in voodoo cat along with my collection of the finest Sup Forums ex gf/cuck nudes, straight to email address. Will also provide complimentary back rub (to relieve mid-life crisis stress) and finally when trading comes out for Pokemon go I will trade you 400 caterpies. What do I want in return for that ginormous amount of caterpies you ask? I require 7 Mankeys.
Summary: Great deal. Do not miss this chance. Twice in a life time opportunity.

Since you told me to shut up I'm not gonna buy it anymore

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This one time, when I was like 10, I saw two dudes kissing in a gondola at a state fair.
And this is the only thing I've seen that's gayer than that.

Would it be fitting for working with Quimbanda?
If so i could get you in contact with some people.

I'll look around but I have no idea where to start.

Ehh $783635115

How much do you want for shoving this staff up your ass on stream?

couldnt decide between a wand or staff? looks cool though.

Cool staff bro.
I got mine from the daedric prince of madness. It's pretty neat. It can do random shit.

This

Bro... one of the fangs is damaged, putting the condition of the stick at "fair" (and that's being generous). Similar condition sticks go for between $1 and $10

five dollars, final offer

Just put the nigger voodoo stick on eBay. I'm sure there is some white bitch with dreads that'll eat this shit up

I do I am the priest, I gave you the wrong stick faggot

Realistically, that's one of those things that's awesome, but not liable to have a great cash value.

Odd trinkets like that could sometimes find a huge selling price like that before the days of ebay, because you simply had a much harder time finding oddities like that.

In this case, there's probably several pages of voodoo staffs on ebay for a hundred bucks or so, driving the price way down, you gotta give it a price competitive with it's global marketplace value.

I personally would hang on to it. Almost anything I've ever sold because cash got tight, I regretted it.

You will not find another of that importance and it will not have a personal connection to you.

You should be job hunting. Just get a fucking job. Even if you sell it for a couple hundred, that's like 1 week worth of living expenses, then you're back to square 1.

Get on government benefits if you can, to help with the slump, but that's just a temp solution, you should be job hunting.

And NO ONE should ever go months without a job, that's fucking asinine. After a certain point, you should be willing to find anything that you can do (even if you consider it beneath you), while continuing the job hunt if you aren't happy with a lowly temp job until you have the type of job you're truly looking for.

Anyone going months without a job is not truly looking or being too picky, and beggars (literally) should not be choosers.

Maybe it was built like that

I'm sure it would be. It's all the same dumb subsahara African shut.

This is probably one of the best posts ever made on Sup Forums.

Good advice

N-not my boipucci senpai

THIS

With that attitude you probably won't get it sold to the right people.
But you could contact Ixaxaar.com, sometimes they sell similar items for people, either privatly or on the website.

Five dolla and 2 pounds chickin for nugger pole. Can toss in 5 pound goose to seal deal. Whatcha think?

READ THIS, OP, YOU NIGGER

lol, I always do this, type out a long thought out repsonse on Sup Forums.... and usually the thread ends before anyone replies to it. I appreciate that you appreciate it.

One more thought, FIND. THE. GOTHS.

Seriously, shit like this has a very limited crowd of interested buyers. Goths always like occult brickbrak and they don't tend to be very bright either. You may be able to get a few hundred if you find the right dumb goth convinced they could use it for hexxing.

Yes, i need a new table leg.

I needed some motivation man. Thank you. I mean I've been making a few bucks here and there from odd jobs but that money gets eaten up with my rent and electricity. Trust me, I'm working on it, but I live in a small country. Not a million job opportunities out there.

I would love to have something like this but I think you should keep it, OP. If you HAVE to sell it though, I suppose I understand how tough things are these days. Best of luck to you, OP.

Ok,ok. This plus the goose. PLUs 1 slightly used white woman. That's tops for a nugger pole.

chek these trip fam

One more thing, I actually checked ebay. No authentic voodoo staffs. Which means you have a slim chance (but it's still a chance) of selling it for song.

Make sure you list it as an authentic voodoo staff with as many details as you can come up with. If it's an antique, that makes it even more valuable.

Then list price as something insane like 500 bucks. Maybe an odd collector of occult relics might be interested.

It's worth a shot.

Honestly, I'd probably be interested for like 100 bucks.... but I grew up as a goth and still have a fondness of such things.

Dude, I'm right by Oxford...too bad I don't want your stupid stick

Thanks for the advice my brother. I'll definitely look into it.

What a dick!

I sure do love back rubs.

Selling a voodoo priest's gift to you? You gunna die.

Why do you have the wabbajack? Do you know how dangerous that shit is, right?

I'll be fiiiiiine.

Yeah I would sell for 100 to 300 depending on how weighty and solid it feels.
Also how flakey is the paint?
And is there any damage, other than the obvious ware and tear?

Looks dope as fuck though.

I take depakote for epilepsy and I understand the feeling of it slowing you down and stuff. Good luck, man.

Yea... it's infuriating. Sometimes it felt like I'd react to something 5 seconds after it happened.

Haven't you niggers played Oblivion? He bought the staff and now scamps are wrecking his life. If he passes on the staff, the new owner becomes autistic. Sorry OP, you aren't bamboozling me

Put staff in butt and I'll take it for 3500

It takes me like 20 minutes to actually wake up too. Like, my body moves so sluggishly. But it's better than having a seizure and dying.

Fucking finally.