Any anons want to buy a staff that I got from a Voodoo priest in Haiti?
tl;dr I got diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder I and lost my job due to my medication slowing me down and now I'm selling my most prized possession.
I used to go to Haiti once a year back when I was in high school and college to help build and set up makeshift hospitals. I got a lot of gifts from the locals, but the one that stood out the most was pic related.
I attended a vodou ceremony in this town called Petit-GoĆ¢ve. Obviously I was very creeped out, but enjoyed myself nonetheless. Before I left to go back to Port-au-Prince, the local houngan (vodou priest) gave his ceremonial staff as a gift.
I'm in a really bad spot financially right now. I lost my job about 5 months ago after I got prescribed serquel and Depakote for my bipolarism. They slowed me down to the point where my performance tanked and got fired as a result. I ran through my savings during the last five months through just paying rent and electricity and have been living off of oatmeal, spinach, and beans.
Maybe one of you sick bastards might be interested in buying it (or helping me sell it). I'll post some more pictures and answer any questions you may have.
Jeremiah Hill
How much for the nigger magic stick?
Bentley King
That's pretty fly, actually. I'm genuinely sorry you've ended up in such a bad spot.
What's your asking price?
Andrew King
ever think that maybe the curse of the voodoo stick is responsible for your bad fortune?
Liam Jones
I'll buy it depending on the price.
Hudson Russell
He was in trouble before he got the stick.
Cooper Reyes
I got about tree fiddy.
Adam Rodriguez
I'm interested kik is creamy_overload
Matthew Nguyen
Bidding $100
Jackson Long
ill give you a bag of beans and rice and throw in a small kitten
Leo Adams
Ehh 115$
Nolan Wood
$3000 bitch.
Brandon Cruz
I actually don't know. This is my first time doing anything like this. Maybe you guys can make some bids and offers.
Cooper Diaz
Ehh $3115
Owen Powell
$12000 pussy.
Jack Cook
A bidding war on an anonymous website is just asking for a shitstorm. And a good way to get ripped off - both for you and possibly the buyer.
Jaxson Lopez
EBay? Put starting bid at like 3k call it a rare artifact or something.
Samuel Lee
I mean don't you wanna know anything about it?
Ryan Sanders
ay, put this shit on ebay and we'll see if that dude can really own up a $3,000 bid.
Dominic Perry
Ehh $12115
Parker Anderson
listen, I'm genuinely interested. If you are in FL, I'll buy it from you but has to be face to face
Carter Robinson
i like you.
Caleb Thompson
Think we won't?
Tyler Gomez
$36500 you anal bead
Christian Turner
selling a voodoo stick that a preistess gave you is bad juju mon. its not a toy to be fucking around with
Wyatt Garcia
You gonna murder him?
Logan Smith
its a fucking wabbajack
Parker White
Ehh $36615
Carter Hill
Having your foot in the pic is gonna make the rest of the posters kill the thread with racism. Look up potential voodoo specialists and see if you can get one of them interested
Jack Brooks
I'll give you a couple hundred but not much more than that. If you're in Florida we should do it
Kevin Long
20$ you live in florida?
Michael Reed
I think you being on this board means there's a high chance you're a NEET or weeb, likely broke, and probably just stating large figures because doing so is free.
Christopher Rodriguez
You're just jealous you don't have 36k to blow on a voodoo stick.
Adam Watson
hahahah dis nigga (no racism intended OP, you know how that is)
Ryder Peterson
I will place a bet for you keeping that thing as far away from me as possible, OP.
Cameron Martinez
I do in runescape, chumparino.
James Hall
I Really like voodoo sticks...
William Sullivan
$783634739 CUNT
Jason Sullivan
I made this one for cosplaying, do you like it user?
Camden Morris
Put up or shut up. I'm gonna make that ebay page right now
Carson Nelson
Price: $10,000 Location: Oxford, New Jersey Details: Will throw in voodoo cat along with my collection of the finest Sup Forums ex gf/cuck nudes, straight to email address. Will also provide complimentary back rub (to relieve mid-life crisis stress) and finally when trading comes out for Pokemon go I will trade you 400 caterpies. What do I want in return for that ginormous amount of caterpies you ask? I require 7 Mankeys. Summary: Great deal. Do not miss this chance. Twice in a life time opportunity.
Adam Brown
Since you told me to shut up I'm not gonna buy it anymore
Dylan Miller
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This one time, when I was like 10, I saw two dudes kissing in a gondola at a state fair. And this is the only thing I've seen that's gayer than that.
Alexander Ward
Would it be fitting for working with Quimbanda? If so i could get you in contact with some people.
Jaxson Bell
I'll look around but I have no idea where to start.
Nathaniel Sanders
Ehh $783635115
David Thompson
How much do you want for shoving this staff up your ass on stream?
Wyatt Jones
couldnt decide between a wand or staff? looks cool though.
Joshua Harris
Cool staff bro. I got mine from the daedric prince of madness. It's pretty neat. It can do random shit.
Josiah Sullivan
This
Daniel Turner
Bro... one of the fangs is damaged, putting the condition of the stick at "fair" (and that's being generous). Similar condition sticks go for between $1 and $10
five dollars, final offer
Brandon Thomas
Just put the nigger voodoo stick on eBay. I'm sure there is some white bitch with dreads that'll eat this shit up
Camden Walker
I do I am the priest, I gave you the wrong stick faggot
Jonathan Reed
Realistically, that's one of those things that's awesome, but not liable to have a great cash value.
Odd trinkets like that could sometimes find a huge selling price like that before the days of ebay, because you simply had a much harder time finding oddities like that.
In this case, there's probably several pages of voodoo staffs on ebay for a hundred bucks or so, driving the price way down, you gotta give it a price competitive with it's global marketplace value.
I personally would hang on to it. Almost anything I've ever sold because cash got tight, I regretted it.
You will not find another of that importance and it will not have a personal connection to you.
You should be job hunting. Just get a fucking job. Even if you sell it for a couple hundred, that's like 1 week worth of living expenses, then you're back to square 1.
Get on government benefits if you can, to help with the slump, but that's just a temp solution, you should be job hunting.
And NO ONE should ever go months without a job, that's fucking asinine. After a certain point, you should be willing to find anything that you can do (even if you consider it beneath you), while continuing the job hunt if you aren't happy with a lowly temp job until you have the type of job you're truly looking for.
Anyone going months without a job is not truly looking or being too picky, and beggars (literally) should not be choosers.
James Powell
Maybe it was built like that
Aiden Rogers
I'm sure it would be. It's all the same dumb subsahara African shut.
Jayden Hernandez
This is probably one of the best posts ever made on Sup Forums.
Aaron Lopez
Good advice
Carter Young
N-not my boipucci senpai
Hudson Richardson
THIS
Mason Lopez
With that attitude you probably won't get it sold to the right people. But you could contact Ixaxaar.com, sometimes they sell similar items for people, either privatly or on the website.
David Mitchell
Five dolla and 2 pounds chickin for nugger pole. Can toss in 5 pound goose to seal deal. Whatcha think?
Samuel Lopez
READ THIS, OP, YOU NIGGER
Asher Hernandez
lol, I always do this, type out a long thought out repsonse on Sup Forums.... and usually the thread ends before anyone replies to it. I appreciate that you appreciate it.
One more thought, FIND. THE. GOTHS.
Seriously, shit like this has a very limited crowd of interested buyers. Goths always like occult brickbrak and they don't tend to be very bright either. You may be able to get a few hundred if you find the right dumb goth convinced they could use it for hexxing.
Samuel Perry
Yes, i need a new table leg.
Samuel Powell
I needed some motivation man. Thank you. I mean I've been making a few bucks here and there from odd jobs but that money gets eaten up with my rent and electricity. Trust me, I'm working on it, but I live in a small country. Not a million job opportunities out there.
Austin Garcia
I would love to have something like this but I think you should keep it, OP. If you HAVE to sell it though, I suppose I understand how tough things are these days. Best of luck to you, OP.
Lucas Morris
Ok,ok. This plus the goose. PLUs 1 slightly used white woman. That's tops for a nugger pole.
Austin Robinson
chek these trip fam
Wyatt Reyes
One more thing, I actually checked ebay. No authentic voodoo staffs. Which means you have a slim chance (but it's still a chance) of selling it for song.
Make sure you list it as an authentic voodoo staff with as many details as you can come up with. If it's an antique, that makes it even more valuable.
Then list price as something insane like 500 bucks. Maybe an odd collector of occult relics might be interested.
It's worth a shot.
Honestly, I'd probably be interested for like 100 bucks.... but I grew up as a goth and still have a fondness of such things.
Joshua Robinson
Dude, I'm right by Oxford...too bad I don't want your stupid stick
Noah Fisher
Thanks for the advice my brother. I'll definitely look into it.
Gabriel Cook
What a dick!
Juan Howard
I sure do love back rubs.
Nathan Morales
Selling a voodoo priest's gift to you? You gunna die.
Hunter James
Why do you have the wabbajack? Do you know how dangerous that shit is, right?
Lincoln Sanchez
I'll be fiiiiiine.
Gabriel Harris
Yeah I would sell for 100 to 300 depending on how weighty and solid it feels. Also how flakey is the paint? And is there any damage, other than the obvious ware and tear?
Looks dope as fuck though.
Aiden Jones
I take depakote for epilepsy and I understand the feeling of it slowing you down and stuff. Good luck, man.
Brayden Flores
Yea... it's infuriating. Sometimes it felt like I'd react to something 5 seconds after it happened.
Bentley Ortiz
Haven't you niggers played Oblivion? He bought the staff and now scamps are wrecking his life. If he passes on the staff, the new owner becomes autistic. Sorry OP, you aren't bamboozling me
Chase Cooper
Put staff in butt and I'll take it for 3500
Chase Ramirez
It takes me like 20 minutes to actually wake up too. Like, my body moves so sluggishly. But it's better than having a seizure and dying.