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Post and rate 'em, lads.
1995 and onward kiddies not allowed.

Birth 1989
First movie Ant-Man
Childhood defining movie Ant-Man
Adolescence defining movie Ant-Man
Current favorite Ant-Man
I really love Ant-Man

post template you fuck

i know how bout you kys?
>1995 and onward kiddies not allowed.
>1995 and onward kiddies
>1995 kiddies
>kiddies
>1994 YOU'RE A FUCKING CHILD YOU CUNT
t. majestic adult born in 1996 and leagues ahead of your mongoloid self

I think jurrasic park may have been the first time I went to a cinema. I thought it might have been power rangers but that was a few years later

YOU DA MAN
>evangelinelillygiantessfootsquashingmeme.jpg

>birth: 1989
>first movie: as if i remember
>childhood defining: Bean (1997)
>adolescent defining: 1408
>current favorite: The Human Centipede

Birth: 1995
First movie (in a theater): Bugs Life
Childhood defining movie: Star Wars, both trilogies.
Adolescence defining movie: Blade Runner
Current favorite: I haven't watched a movie and thoroughly enjoyed it in a long time... I don't think I have one at the moment

you're a liar OP. JP was aired around 1994, you couldn't watch it as an infant

Birth 1889
First movie King Kong (1933)
Childhood defining movie: was more into art then desu
Adolescence defining movie: still art
Current favorite: King Kong (1933)

what are VHS releases you idiot

>94
>not a kiddie
lel

my 1989 nigga

he's what like 22? hardly a kid

thats just stupid you idiot. you then can count "movies" seen on tv, and you've probably have seen movies on tv before learning to use a vcr


>fucking disappearing capchas

Birth: 1915
First movie: Intolerance (1916)
Childhood defining movie: Battleship Potemkin (1925)
Adolescence defining movie: La Grande Illusion (1937)
Current favorite: Bicycle Thieves (1948)

what was the first movie you rememer seeing in a theatre?

Birth: 2017
Current favorite: Captain America: Civil War

If you were asking me, I don't remember ANYTHING from over 3 years in the past, other than my name, where i live etc. I even watch movies I already saw several years ago, and it's like watching them for the first time because I can't remember anything.

Birth: 1995
First movie: The Exorcist
Childhood defining movie: Terminator 2
Adolescence defining movie: Interstella 5555
Current favorite: Blade Runner

Probably, but it's the first movie I remember watching. And I used to watch it several times a day. First movie I actually remembering seeing in the theatre was Hercules.

What fucking country would you be from to make that make sense?

Birth: 1996
First Movie: Toy Story
Childhood Defining Movie: The Terminator
Current Favorite Movie: Brazil.

I'm from British Empire.

Birth: 1998 (fuck your system)
First Movie: Jurassic Park (DVD), The Polar Express (in cinema)
Childhood Defining Movie: Jurassic Park (watched it on repeat, like a true autist)
Adolescence defining movie: Goodfellas
Current favorite movie: Taxi Driver

I used to watch JP like an autistic child too. I was obsessed with dinos

kys before it's too soon

Birth: 2157
First Movie: La Tourniquet De La Souris (2148)
Childhood Defining Movie: The Last Pokéranger (2165)
Adolescence Defining Movie: Heatseeker (2172)
Current Favorite Movie: The Sickness (2110)

Year of birth: 1977
First movie (that I remember): Tron
Childhood defining movie: The Exorcist
Adolescence defining movie: Return of the Living Dead (2001 is a close second)
Current fave: Taxi Driver (Heart of Glass is a close second)

based oldfag

based timetraveller

Birth: 1996
First Movie (in cinema, that I remember): Pokémon The Movie 2000
Childhood Defining Movie: Home Alone
Adolescence Defining Movie: Gummo
Current Favourite Movie: Qivitoq

This is dumb

>1998
>???
>spiderman
>harold and kumar
>marvelkino

>Year
1887
>first movie
L'Arrivée d'un train en gare de La Ciotat (1896)
>childhood defining movie
The Great Train Robbery (1903)
>adolescence defining movie
Cabiria: Visione storica del terzo secolo a.C. (1914)
>current favourite movie
Batman vs Superman (2016)

>birth 1989
>first movie don't remember
>childh. def. movie Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
>adolesc. def. movie ◇ none
>current fav. none

>based timetraveller

I haven't traveled in time. The internet is now so fast the messages go back in time.

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Wow Sup Forums is more clever in the mornings

>in the mornings
for you

>1997
>Monsters INC maybe, or some pirates of the caribbean
>The Incredibles
>Literally any scorsese, coppola popular core or fincher (from king of comedy to zodiac to the conversation)
>Enter the Void/Metropolis/Drive

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Birth: 1995
First Movie: Titanic (i don't remember it i was still a baby)
Childhood movie: Terminator 2
Adolescence movie: Godfather 2
Current favourite: The Deer Hunter

Honourable mentions:
Million Dollar Baby
Scarface
Heat
Scent of a Woman
and finally my favourite Hong Kong cinema film of all time.. A Better Tomorrow

Borth: 20017
One Movie: Tot Story
Kid Movie: Terminate
Teen Move: Bill Kill
Now favourite: Satatatatatango

i like to think that everyone on this board is trolling, but the truth is it is chock full of retards

>all these 90s kids i share this board with

just kill me now seriously

>1995 and onward kiddies not allowed.
>1994

Birth: 1995
First Movie: BvS
Childhood movie: BvS
Adolescence movie: BvS
Current favourite: Civil War

>le born in le wrong generation

>year
10000 b.c.
>first movie
Mutudu hit stone Mutudu die (9991 b.c.)
>child defining movie
Fire bad no put hand (9990 a.c.)
>adolescence defining movie
Chado many mammoth meat: sheshe want chado (9982 a.c.)
>current favourite movie
The man from earth (2007)

>1991
>Alien
>Lion King
>Blade Runner
>The Thing

it's not our fault that you haven't stopped being a manchild and frequent internet boards

who the fuck remembers their first movie?

People with a functioning brain.

People with autism can remember their own births, congratulations.

>>birth: 1994
>>first movie: First I remember seeing in theatres is Phantom Menace, first I ever was was probably a disney cartoon on vhs or something
>>childhood defining: The Mighty Morphing Power Rangers Movie
>>adolescent defining: Drive
>>current favorite: Drive or The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

I'm not the one complaining about a question OP asked when I could just answer with the first movie I remember seeing.
And your post has literally nothing to do with what I said, so I guess the autist here is you.
I can't fucking wait what memery you use to reply to this post, but in any case, go kill yourself.

Getting easily upset is one of the main symptoms of autism.

1998
can't remember
Dark Knight
Superbad
Neighbors

Austria-Hungary. Duh

First: The Lion King (maybe?)
Childhood defining: LoTR Trilogy
Adolescence defining: LoTR Trilogy
Current Favourite: 2001 or Tree of Life (changes frequently)

1993
Predator
Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back
Dune
Mad Max: Fury Road

The Jungle Book re-release in 1993 (born 1987)

>1998
>underage v&
>...............
>................
>realize 1998 kiddies are now 18 years old

If you guys are under 25 you should leave now, you're still so young and have so much potential. You have so much time to turn things around.

...

Also here's the template

I'm not upset, I just think you're an idiot.

Birth: 1991
1st Movie(in a theater): Mulan
Childhood defining movie: Groundhog Day / Ghostbusters
Adolescence defining movie: Memento
Current favorite: Rosemary's Baby / High and Low

1997
Spider-Man
Star Wars ESB
Fight Club
Filth

I know, I'm sorry

Not being able to let things go is another symptom of autism

>1995 only
No

Birth: 1997
First Movie: Halloween
Childhood Defining Movie: Halloween
Adolescence Defining Movie: Pulp Fiction
Current Favorite Movie: Punch-Drunk Love

Birth: 1995
First Movie: I have no idea.
Childhood Defining Movie: Lion King
Adolescence Defining Movie: Spider-Man 2
Current Favorite Movie: Short Term 12

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1988
101 Dalmatians
Paths of Glory
Paths of Glory

1989
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Dumbo
American Beauty
Millennium Mambo

1987
The Land Before Time
TMNT
Good Will Hunting
No Country For Old Men

Fucking amazing that you guys remember your first film.
I can't remember mine.
Was prolly some film my parents rented and I just sat and watched.

fuck off back to /ptg/

The trick is not to remember your actual first film, but to post the first film you remember watching.
Can't do both?

Okay.

Okay it's what is the first film you remember.

Nobody's talking about what the first film they were expoaed to while their idiot baby monkey brain was still learning how to not choke on milk.

....well, maybe you're the exception.

fucking fine.
I remember Rocky Horror Picture show and The Goonies

how do you guys even remember the first movie you watched?

Birth: 1987
First Movie: Close Encounters (Pic related is actually one of my first memories ever)
Childhood Defining Movie: Jurassic Park
Current Favorite Movie: Interstellar (Her is a close second, as is Olso August 31st)

>marvelflick
Fixed that for you.

Interstelllar....

jesus wept

You know, your "current" favorite movie doesn't mean it must be from this decade

I know and there are other choices but I'm not going to pretend I like other, older movies more just because then I'll sound pretentious and more knowledgeable. I got nothing to prove. I just really like those 3 movies right now...

You should broaden your horizons though.

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>Her is a close second

YoB: 1984

First Movie: Popeye (1980) (VHS), Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) (at the theatre with my dad)

Childhood Defining Movie: Labyrinth (1986)

Ado Defining Movie: 9 1/2 Weeks (1986)

Current Favourite Movie: Private School (1983)

why settle for second best

I watched 451 movies last year. I've watched 4539 movies overall in my life according to Letterboxd. Shit, now I'm doing the proving thing I said I wouldn't do. See, I don't believe that you can draw conclusions regarding a person's viewing habits that easily. Is it wrong that a few topical movies released a few years ago really spoke to who I was at that time? Doesn't mean I don't watch other movies... That's really a false conclusion.

my Letterboxd man. Only got into it recently Such a good system. Blows imdb's asshole out. Got a shared account with the friend group I do movie nights with so we can maintain a list of films we want to watch together.

You're just out of plebdom, nothing more. The enter patriciandom you should watch around 1000 movies a year (about 3 a day) and have a histoy of about 10 000 movies.

Birth: 1995

First movie: I don't remember, probably Little Mermaid or Beauty and the Beast on VHS

Childhood defining movie: The entire Harry Potter cinematic universe.

Adolescence defining movie: Fight Club

Current favorite: Memento

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I like you. You're alright.

>Year of birth
1994

>First movie
The Phantom Menace

>Childhood defining movie
The Goonies or Scooby Doo on Zombie Island

>Adolescence defining movie
Donnie Darko

>Current favourite movie
The Master or Possession

>year of birth
1987
>first movie
The new adventures of Pippy Longstocking
>childhood defining
Indiana Jones; last crusade
>adolescence defining
Starship Troopers
>Current favorite
The picture of Dorian Gray (1945)

>1997
>star wars/mr & mrs smith
>star wars/pulp fiction
>pulp fiction