Tfw 50 cigs a day

>tfw 50 cigs a day
>1.5 l of coffee

What sport should I play to still get in shape

Baseball

>smoking the jew stick
>drinking the liquid jew
shame on you

Liquid jew is soda my man

Table tennis

1) keeps your hands busy
2) doesn't allow you to shake via drinking too much coffee


you're welcome

best gerards

no, that's called "jewce"

loser

He's not Chilean tho.

cricket

Well first drop the smoking you asshat, so your lungs aren't begging for mercy after a 50 yard dash.

Secondly, you need to seriously lower your caffeine intake down to normal level. 3 cups a day tops, and even then you'll need to avoid sodas and other caffeine sources. You're literally on the cusp of caffeeine addiction if that's your daily intake.

Just do those two things first and then come back and let us know how your body feels.

>50 cigs a day

RIP OP

aren't cigarettes really expensive in Germany?
btw, choose a sport that's not super demanding and exhausting, i.e. something that doesn't test your stamina levels because you'll suck at it

He should play poker desu

Cigs are good for you, you fat fucks. Helped me stop overeating and helped me get into shape. I'll occasionally have a cigarette now and then either when I'm high or drunk.

>50 cigs a day

Are you serious? I thought my 2 or 3 a day was terrible. You've got to be coughing out a like every 5 minutes. It's prolly too late for you desu

I used to drink 3L of Diet Dr Pepper a day

thats only like 2 packs, hell be fine.

>only

How much are cigarettes in Yurop?

Two packs here costs $15 outside the Indian reservation, and that's relatively cheap

it's probably worse then most things for you but in moderation and/or out of habit smoking likely will not seriously affect the majority of people

Nothing is bad for you in moderation, not even fucking heroin. People have this crazy notion that once you try a drug once, you become an addict.

depends on the country

here would be about 10$

>$10 for cigs in Portugal

Either you're lying or they've gone up dramatically since I was there

D R A M A T I C A L L Y

Like 3.5 eur on average. Hope they go up in price desu

>50 cigs a day
>1.5l of coffee
>wanting to play a sport
don't bother, you'll probably be in the ground before Christmas

Trips confirm

Cycling. Coffee will actually aid your performance

>not getting /fit/ this year
>not choosing a healthy lifestyle eating properly and have a good sleep schedule
>being a degenerate smoking cigs and alcohol

Fucking disgusting.

>50 ciggies a day
I hope the angels can play something with you.

coffee is the caffeinated jew
soda is the carbonated jew

Don't you know you're jews?

Just pray to jesus

UUOOOOOOOHHHH

Counter-Strike

eating pussy or branding cattle

Run mother fucker. Just run.

All you need is some 100€ running shoes and you are good for 3-4 years.

Just play curling and don't get in shape

>not being a /fit/ alcoholic

I can go without sweets and shit, but getting hammered with bros is fun af. Thus, bar night are my cheat meals instead of actual cheat meals

about €10-12 here in germany. but a lot of people smoke rollies, which are a lot cheaper

run Tbh