He's a cyborg you idiot!

He's a cyborg you idiot!

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I had to kill dick jones because he made a mistake.
Now it's time to erase that mistake.

Ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne...

dumbass

>Can you fly, Bobby?

Why aren't modern movies quotable, beyond BANE? style memes?

You can keep the gum.

Hey Dicky boy! How's tricks?

It's the delivery honestly.

Guns guns guns.

I work for DICK JONES

Well I guess we're gonna be friends after all. Richard.

Just gimme my fuckin' phone call.

The blood spit was improv btw.

i almost typed [HATHOOEY]

Step off, faggot, let a man try!

See I got this problem. Cops don't like me... so I don't like cops

Bitches leave

s-sayonara, robocop!

Hey dicky boy, how's tricks?

Its 'I had to kill Bob Morton'

>not watching seagal movies

Total Recall is also quotable as fuck, its probably the most quotable arnie film

>See you at the pahty, Richter
>Consida dat a divohs
>Give dis people eaahhr!
>You ahh not you, you ahh me
>You think this is the real Quaid? It is!
>YOU BLEW MY COVAH

Fuck I miss this in movies so much.

I can honestly never think of any memorable quotes from recent films, and me and friends get together to watch good and shit films alike and eat food and games. Yes, eat games.


Trying to think of any from MAHVEL films... nope.

Films these days just seem to be interested in long-winded discussion instead of witty one-liners and action.
Oh GOD. I just realized something. The film industry today is what WWE has turned in to.
All drama, no action or wit.

>makes no sense in his babble
>is probably legitimately retarded
>is a wrestling fan
lol, like clockwork

With his wrist a bloody stump,
Murphy tries to stand
He turns to face the gang
"Well give the man a hand!"

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR

The man at the door has a gun up his sleeve
He points a gun at Bob and says "Bitches leave!"

Pakistan is threatening my border!

No more military aid for you mister!

I love Robocop threads. They're always filled with quotes and so goddamn comfy.

Its back!
Because bigger is better!
An American tradition.
>8.2mpg

How could you forget?

>2 WEEKS

DICK JONES IS WANTED FOR MURDER.

What about cruise control? Does it come with cruise control?

youtube.com/watch?v=qx2GuZMfNp8

We'll even throw in a blaupunkt

Lieutenant, don't jerk me off!

When you small energy is compressed. You like a bullet. You punch too hard - you kill someone. Too soft it's love tap.

NICE SHOOTIN', SON. WHATS YER NAME?

You have got a heart ,kid. Where You from?

>>You think this is the real Quaid? It is!
My favorite part of the movie honestly. Laugh my ass off every time.

Get your ass to mahz

Holy shit I just realised dick Jones is in both robocop and total recall and he's literally the same guy in both movies. Yeah I know they're both from the same director fag.

But tdkr is literally the most quoted movie ever

>Hey man, I got fiiiive kids to feed!

Right after Emil crashes into the toxic waste and goes all Lindsay Lohan, he goes up to Leon who screams "Don't touch me man!" before running off.

Every time, every goddamn times when he's running away and he looks back at Emil before doing that "Gah!" noise, I piss myself laughing

I got the muscle to shove enough of this factory up your stupid wop ass, that you'll shit snow for a year!

Kek. Who's more based anyway? Hans or Clarence boddicker?

>Kek. Who's more based anyway? Hans or Clarence boddicker?

Clarence. He probably was some street hood who rose in the ranks through street smarts and brutality.

Has is likely some rich kid playing out some "perfect crime" fantasy.

Clarence is also funny, while Hans is pretty dry.

Come quietly or there'll be... trouble

Name a better satire than robocop ever. You literally can't

It's a pretty spot on satire of 80's culture and society. The world is basically 80's Reagan America projected into the future.

...

I wanna say Clarence. I really do - he's funnier, he's crueler, he's more charismatic and he knows his shit.

But what really seals it for me is that when he was getting his shit fucked up by Robocop, he folded and squealed.
Hans never folded. For that, I've got to give it up to Hans.

Nice Suit. John Philips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there too.

>le multicultural 80s gang
very high meme concentrations in this movie

Da guyz a facking azhole!

Hans never had his neck clutched by a titanium cyborg hand either though. Why wouldn't hans squeal in that situation? He wouldn't give a fuck about ratting someone out I'm sure.

Not saying Clarence is better overall, just saying hans was never in that situation. I can't decide between the two anyway

Nice car Joe!

Fuck off.