You're producer of an upcoming indie/oscar baity/big franchise movie with a female protagonist and you cannot sign JLaw...

You're producer of an upcoming indie/oscar baity/big franchise movie with a female protagonist and you cannot sign JLaw due to the schedule conflicts. Who do you cast instead?

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i cast my dik in her mouth ayyylmaaao

MEW

>that's why I can resurrect her career and she can become the star she was meant to be

...

I cast an actress over 35, the praise my movie gets for that fact alone will be enough to fuel my wallet for centuries

Brie Larson who's actually beautiful and talented

jessica chastain

Why would I cast her anyway?

>the prettier, more talented and funnier version

dat hivemind. my nigga

jessica alba, playing a really ugly character

>the movie immediately gets 95% certified fresh on Rotten Tomatoes, is beloved by critics, Sersh gets another Oscar nom and breaks JLaw record for the most AA noms before 25.

jessica biel

Saoirse Ronan

jessica jung in a freudian psychodrama

Someone who can actually ACT

jessica lange as a worn-out barfly

overrated

this familia

>prettier

eww

Haley Bennett

Someone good.

>overrated
>chooses daisy ridley over brie
nigger what are you smoking?

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jessica raine plays, in stark contrast to her role on call the midwife, a chain-smoking abortion doctor in the late 70s

If my movie was actually good I could get Jlaw to sign on

Someone that can act.

You could try if your name was Harvey

Elizabeth Olsen, you fucking amateurs

She needs to crash diet and exercise daily so she loses that fat off her face. She'd be way sexier.

Call me when Brie is charismatic enough to carry a big franchise

jessica simpson plays an over-the-hill LA ex-wife, never having reached her potential

>dat roon-roon autistic expression
>dat cate b lip biting
>dat damon stealing a glance at seahorse

why did I watch that for about 10 loops

you don't know if she is or she isn't you sperg

daisy didn't carry Star Wars, the brand and JJ did

so youre basing that shit on capeshit franchise logic? tsk tsk. youre in your mid teens arent you?

>Cameraman cuts just before showing Saoirse's sideboob

ASR and she has to do the full frontal scene without shaving mmmm

watched movies with her and interviews. she seems like your typical nice girl-next-door, nothing special.

if daisy was shit, the movie would be universally panned (see: carvill as superman).

is there any other big franchises outside of capeshit nowadays?

ASR?

Yeah

What was the woman what played Angel Dust on Deadpool?

shush kid. go to bed. youre drunk

jessica ellerby playing a woman who develops an unhealthy obsession with russell brand

jessica paré playing an unscrupulous ad exec

jessica capshaw playing a hypochondriac

jessica ennis playing a cruel PE teacher

jessica xue plays a girl who was the victim of a failed abortion under china's one child policy

jessica de gouw plays a haemophobic police officer in a film about a killer who collects vats of the different blood types of his victims

jessica brown findlay plays a dickensian orphan

no dude, i meant who's ASR?
Gina Carano

JLaw BTFO!

sarah jessica parker plays a woman who wants to become a horse

>You're producer of an upcoming indie/oscar baity/big franchise movie with a female protagonist
>female protagonist

lol

the only drunk people are those who think brie larson is a second coming of meryl streep. girl ain't better than jlaw by any means.

this is true. this is an easy one.

she's shit

lmao he fell for the "approachable j-law" meme

read baudrillard you fucking pseud she isn't real

and she can't act

holy shit man. youre on something. jlaw is decent here and there but brie larson can actually fucking act every single time. you gotta be baiting, youre baiting right? ah. you got me user, you got me. well played you fag

Actress

this senpai

>supporting actress

meme award

/thread

natalie :3

>jlaw is decent here and there
>he hasn't seen joy, slp and winter's bone

she's meme personified but talent-wise, she is better than every actress listed here maybe except for vikander

AnaSophia Robb, irrelevant actress

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>but talent-wise, she is better than every actress listed here
Nah man she can do faces but the characters fall flat and she doesn't have masterful control of her voice.
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If Larson, Vikander and Ronan stared in one movie, would it become an instant Sup Forums classic?

>no Dano

chloe grace moretz?

>all those blemishes and makeup

uggh

>literally who after got ends

pretty sure that's the Margot Model

she needs to get her hooded eyes fixed, that's why her face looks so irritating

she plays in nfl nowadays

Her !!

Rookiefu

Brie Larson or whatever vagina is hot right now.

it's disappointing that no one ever posts her feet, which are the best in Hollywood right now.

ASR or Sersh

guilty also

Just watched this. I love her.

youtube.com/watch?v=RWc8V-iKJ7s

who?

Rooney Mara

This nigger is actually trying to argue that Daisy is better than Brie. Lmao.

Claudia Black.

the literal perfection

But she was shit. But she gets away with it because female privilege