Hey Sup Forums
Ask someone who had sex with Taylor Swift anything.
Hey Sup Forums
Ask someone who had sex with Taylor Swift anything.
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u must of sucked in the sack
OP why do you suck dick ?
Like all day ?
Non stop ?
Do you think it means anything that she's wrote songs about so many guys but not you?
Who hasn't fucked her? The whore gets around.
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Actually funny thing is, we were both intoxicated, and both (I think) thoroughly enjoyed it. I met her at a casino in LA, the Commerce or something? I was looking around for my wallet because it dropped out of my back pocket and she picked it up and handed it back to me.
Yeah, I didn't break her heart.
I know.
Pics or it didnt happen
The fact that you felt you had to include so many details, is a tell-tale sign you are lying. Sorry bruv.
Hi Kanye
I'm Taylor Swift and this never happened
This is more believable than OP.
I didn't have to include details? I was just telling you how we met lmao.
Im taylor shift's mom and i can confirm this
I believe this post more than this post
Is your ass still sore from her ladyboy dick
Thanks for sorting that.
- Tom
That is exactly my point. When people lie, they often indulge in details to make it seem believable.
better than tinder! plenty of horny gorgeous girls of your city on dl.dropboxusercontent.com
Nope not into that. I bet your dick is still sore from beating off to Taylor and making this fanfic in your mind.
was she all hip bones or elbows and knees?
>Sup Forums - Random
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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I know it's faked but I'll be damned if I don't fap to it
that looks so fake.
SO CONVINCING!
Huh?
I'm Taylor Swifts Vagina. Taylor swift fucked every guy except OP
I don't care if it is real or fake. She is still a person like the rest of us.
Someone should tweet this to her and ask if she liked his D.
Rofl
>woman
>person
Hilarious!
better than tinder! plenty of horny gorgeous girls of your city on dl.dropboxusercontent.com
Did she suck your dick? Swallow?
How tight is her cunt? What are her tits like?
Details.
>at airport
>flight to next city delayed, again
>decide to browse clover
>see this thread
>mfw I've actually slept with her
bahahaha faggot
were you the rapper from the other day?