Once I was young, and my penis went places

Once I was young, and my penis went places

but now I'm old, and my penis go as many places as it did before

Still though, I say, penis, you did good

you dont hook up with anyone but your wife

Like, penis, sometimes girls liked you

When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful,
A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical.
And all the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily,
Joyfully, playfully watching me.
But then they send me away to teach me how to be sensible,
Logical, responsible, practical.
And they showed me a world where I could be so dependable,
Clinical, intellectual, cynical.

There are times when all the world's asleep,
The questions run too deep
For such a simple man.
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned
I know it sounds absurd
But please tell me who I am.

Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical,
Liberal, fanatical, criminal.
Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're
Acceptable, respectable, presentable, a vegetable!

At night, when all the world's asleep,
The questions run so deep
For such a simple man.
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned
I know it sounds absurd
But please tell me who I am.

Occasionally, even attractive women wanted to touch you

Penis, you loved titties, and so did I

And sometimes, penis, other people loved you too.

Even those titties loves us back sometimes

holy fuck she turns me on.

more of her?

Yes, penis, there have been a few good times

Yeah... she had some titties alright

its more about the way shes lying there, being ready for some cock

Probably even got to taste some woman that was too hot for you, penis.

It was a good pose, for sure....

Woah woah woah more of her, those are grade A+ tits.

Yes, yes they were. And probably still are.

Nice tits

Agreed....

As far as who loved my penis the most, probably her: she treated it so well.

hers have to be in the running for favorite titties though...

best pussy? Hands down.

just in case anybody still following...

Nobody left?

Moar

are you a cursed ginger?

nice.

Holy shit!


Them trips ,breh!

I don't get. Is this a fuckfriends tour of your life?

go on.

nice OP

Good Guy OP

Nice one, OP!

"As a young lad, my penis loved her."

I, too, fondly remember the girls of old.

It was a simpler time—a better time.

ah, was expecting to hear more about an old op kissing death enlightening our path to her but i think op is just a drama queen