>Cubs
1. Dexter Fowler (S) CF
2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
4. Ben Zobrist (S) LF
5. Willson Contreras (R) C
6. Jason Heyward (L) RF
7. Addison Russell (R) SS
8. Javier Baez (R) 2B
9. John Lackey (R) P
>Brewers
1. Jonathan Villar (S) SS
2. Scooter Gennett (L) 2B
3. Ryan Braun (R) LF
4. Jonathan Lucroy (R) C
5. Chris Carter (R) 1B
6. Kirk Nieuwenhuis (L) CF
7. Hernan Perez (R) 3B
8. Ramon Flores (L) RF
9. Zach Davies (R) P
Fuck Lackey.
EXHALE
this shouldn't be happening vs the brewers
>coobz
wew lads
With stolen dicks.
At least as fucked in the head Arrieta and Lackey are, they aren't Sale Tier.
Can't wait to see Maddon do something like have a pitcher throw at him to see how'd he react.
I gotta feel sorry for Sale. It must be rough being one of the best pitchers in the league and you're on a team that hates winning. He will never see a post-season appearance with the whos
>Throw one at the mascot.
>Throw it at the Philie Phanatic reject the soxs have.
Clark might have the face of a happy go lucky rapist, but at least he makes sense in terms of what he is.
Hello where are the runs.
I don't know. I'm going to try and jerk off to trap porn and see if that helps the cubs score runs since that shit helps the blackhawks apparently.
r8 muh OC
Needs a transparent Bear somewhere in the background
Miggy needs to be under one of the wheels of the wagon. Also there needs to be several boxes of butthurt and one labeled Pilates.
Oh and anime girl in a sox hat with envious rage in her eyes looking at madden.
needs a halo on schwarber, DINGERS and as mentioned a box labeled pilates.
otherwise 7/10 can dig
post sox anime girl
just shoot Lackey and trade for Sale.
Ask the faggots in the sox thread for one.
Also in terms of good balance. Have there be several levels of boxes so having two rows of people look more natural. And extend the length of the wagon so you have more space to work with.
Also may a little wagon being dragged behind it with all the AAA guys who made it to the Show for a bit and might return like AA jr.
working on 1.1
>at least he makes sense in terms of what he is.
A kid who doesn't wear pants?
Pants are for faggots, you aren't a faggot, are you?
LGTSS
>Cubes
>Good
...
I'd invoke the powers of dubs to provoke a comeback and laugh at you, but last time I did that a mod who was upset that he was out of hot pockets couldn't understand the necessity of GETs in Cubs gamethreads and banned me.
When you take away our meme magic, what else are you willing to let them take?
besides AA jr and TLS, who else should go on the cart?
jr skeltal maybe
>cubs w/ risp
>richard
joe throwing in the towel I see
I know where that is.
Did I miss the sausage race?
the memes strike back
now we just need to actually score runs,
>This topic
>Cubs fans
Your team Littteraly plays in gay neighborhood Lance
Anything trendy and overpriced usually is, girlfriend.
Ayyyy
Best description I've heard of the 2016 cubs yet
SCORE MORE RUNS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
All right, Cubs fans. Lemme hear ya,
A one, a two, a three...
We gave up who for this shlub?
Fuck this I'm gonna jerk off and sleep.
>theo
AHAHAHHHAHAHA
scrubs fans unironically think hes a good gm
Can't deal with it.
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