2016 Rio Olympics

What sports will Sup Forums be watching?

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100 and 200 metres plain
Football, female hockey and other team sports where Argentina has a chance of winning a medal

Individual sports are too fucking boring

The fun in the olympics is watching everything i guess

None. Maybe deathmarch for the Sup Forums threads.

pretty much everything except horse shit

Modern Pentathlon is some weird shit:

>fencing, 200 m freestyle swimming, show jumping, and a final combined event of pistol shooting, and a 3200 m cross-country run

Weightlifting, even though it's not going to be that interesting without Russkies. I might watch some female competitions too because asses.

Which is BBC trailer best?

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Beijing for me.

Yeah, it's the Bourgeoisie event

>Modern Pentathlon is some weird shit:

True. Interesting though.

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Hi

oi, is that a firearm?

I just like the armadillo doing weightlifting.

wtf, how are these sports even related

also, are an gun and an horse a atlete?

It's all based on the military and shit.

Boxing, Rugby Sevens (Go Fiji!), Track and Field, Weightlifting

Little girls in skimpy outfits ''''''''''sport''''''''''

It's based on the fundamentals of being an effective cavalry soldier.
It's therefore based as hell

>watching the Olympics

boxing, wrasling, 100 & 200 meter sprints

maybe judo and taekwondo too

I want /mlp/ to leave.

Not swimming

Without consulting the timetables at all, off the top of my head ...

Rugby, maybe a little golf, swimming events, beach volley... I think that's it.

>implying being a cavalry soldier didn't mean just boozing 24/7 with your upper class buddies

where is synchronized swimming????

Cycling, 7s and the men's gymnastics are what I'll make a point of watching. I'll watch all sorts of shit I don't care about too.

I whinnied

There's probably at least 10 other countries with state sanctioned doping, Russia is only caught because someone blabbed to the media

gymnastics is the shit

shame it's only relevant for like 3 days ever 4 years

Any answer other than gymnastics and you are severely fucking up.

None.

As much as possible but primarily:
Archery - was so great in London I actually picked it up afterwards.
Track cycling - intense stuff
Shooting - comfy

Swimming, athletics and weightlifting. Unfortunately the BBC focuses on events where we might win medals

Horsey Dancing

whatever has meme threads on Sup Forums

Any event in this water will be interesting to watch

I will watch whatever is on but my favourites are Athletics, Cycling, Swimming and Gymnastics.

I'll probably be watching most of the Cycling, Track and Road, maybe even the BMX.

Also Handball, watched it in 2012, such a cool sport.

London trailer, still gives me feels to this day.

What kind of pistol do they use?

Something tiny and unamerican.

I'll try to watch them all but definitely
>swimming
>weightlifting
>wrestling
>boxing
>gymnastics
Also really interested in Rugby Sevens and Handball too.

I'll watch most of the cycling and probably some of the athletics finals

That's an event m8, I listed sports

IOC is holding a press conference about the fate of the Russian olympic team in 30 minutes.

>Gymnastics
>Only 6%
You guys realize this event has the most competitive history in the Olympic Games... Right?...

gymnastics for loli faps

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is the beijing thing by the guy who did Gorillaz' animations?
they're all pretty cool anyway, but Rio is best, it reminds me of my childhood

as a kid i played with animal figurines doing olympics sport
me and my brother actually developed a super complex game with something like 30 disciplines
we did that 3 times, every year in June
i should still have the medal list somewhere

what's the point in watching olympic football?
it's really low level, and the Olympics are the perfect occasion to watch something different from usual
watchin Iraq versus Brazil u23 b team doesn't attract me at all
at least in basketball most nations send their best

ISIS bombing x 3

Yeah, football will be dissapointing. Brazil should have sent Ronaldinho + Kaka + fat Ronaldo just for the bantz

>tfw cut the cord a few days ago and won't have time to watch streams or go to a bar to watch the Olympics

How epic will the butthurt be in Brasil when they get BTFO in Football?

i think Ronaldo already said he can't play anymore, not even in celebration matches etc

None
the Olympics are boring. I'll probably hang out in Sup Forums and Sup Forums in the meantime.

Golf and Tennis are memesports.
Football and apehoop should fuck off as well, we have the world cup and whatever tournament is improtant for apehoop for that.

Mah archery nigga

Fencing

we don't care about that cheap medal

Thank you, this guy gets it

>she's back again this year

Can't wait for her to stab a ref

Which event is the deathmarch through a rio favela?

Also, I think I'll watch everything I can

DEATH MARCH 2016

GET HYPEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>is the beijing thing by the guy who did Gorillaz' animations?

Yeah I think it is.

Looking forward to the qt archers.

Looking forward to the qt shooters.

literally everything that will be streamed

>yfw it's basically 2012 but hotter and with favelas

>people actually watch Olympic football

Total meme event. Nearly as bad as golf in the Olympics

I'll be watching as much as I can. Who doesn't use the olympics to become an expert in Judo and Water Polo within 3 days?

>no curling
Summer Olympics were a mistake

gymnastics and w volleyball

an horse literally btfo

What event is rioting and murdering tourists going to be under?

Golf

Summer biathlon

I'll watch whatever they show at the gym while using the treadmill.

Diving, gymnastics, futbol, beach volleyball

I cant wait to watch the Brazilian Men's Armed Robbery and Murder team take all the Gold on Liveleak

respek the favela

Death swim
Zika chase
Riot-triathlon
water polo with body parts

>Watching 50k
>everytime someone falls, monkeys swarm to them and take anything with some value
>women runners get stripped and gang raped in the street

ticked boxing, fencing, handball and judo.
Will also randomly check athletism, pole volting in particular

hurdles for one reason

>TFW i'm a volunteer for fencing

ALL that feels from london now Live

that would make it worth watching. otherwise, no

News updates on kidnapped athletes and tourists

literally 10/10 body

solid 7 face, it's painful. Fuck you God

When are they going to add motorsports to the olympics? They already have non sports like horse dancing and synchronised swimming so might as well.

Remember when you first saw this meme and 2016 seemed so very very far away

Wrestling obviously, it's the most interesting sport

Kangaroo racing

Yeah I bet you love seeing all those sweaty men wrestling on the floor, you big gay.

The choices you had to stream was overwhelming as fuck during London 2012. Looking forward to that feeling again tbqh.

Swimming and whatever Sup Forums tells me will have some good memes.

why are anglos so scared of human contact? jesus you are a repressed bunch

>Italy supporting degeneracy
How surprising

I presume it was a bit of banter m8.

Considering I've been following the sport for most of my life, yes sir, I am