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House to myself, dubs decides wat do
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Break the tv
Cut of your dick
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get your freind to order up a hooker for you but he makes it a tranny
be inspired by that to have an actual cute chick show up
have her realize your rich friends will be willing to pay her and her other whore friends money for sex
spend the time the rents are away pimping
have the real pimp show up and take all your profits
he will throw an expensive piece of bric-a-brac where it gets a crack
have rents yell at you but only for cracked crystal egg not pimping
put on sunglasses
Snap off railing and put a tremendous amount of dirt under every cushion in the house
Chill
Burn the motherfucker down.
Host a epic lan party
Surprise your mom and clean your room.
reroll
This,
Clean your fucking room, Op.
>set up video camera
>welcometojackass.mov
>jump over the railing into the couch
Put bread in the oven
make everything a fuckable sex toy
Reroll
Burn it down with yourself in it, you spoiled, middle class piece of shit.
Playing melee on a flat screen. You fucking disgust me.
better pack your bag and do your chores for extra tendies and big boy points!
Hang yourself from that ceiling fan
Take a dump on the couch
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reroll.
Rolling for this.
Jump from the place you took the photo and land on the couch
Never post here again.
see also reroll
jump and catch that ceiling fan,
bring in down and slam on the table
Go paint the garage
>Makes parents happy
Develop a drug addiction
Make a hangmans noose and hang yourself from the bannister lol
Soap every knob in the house
Win
go to panty drawer take pics of panties
Cum on every knob of your house
But dude that's lame
Hey me too OP
help me decide what to do too..
I got
- Vodka
- Beer
- Weed
- Valium
- TV
- PS4
No rope and no bleach though...
rolling for your mom or sister panties bro
unplug everything in the house
Soap every knob in your house op
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move out of parents house and get own place. faggot.
I like this one.
Drink some vodka.
Go to bed.
loosen those railings, so when your mum leans towards she will fell.
Jump from the second story window onto the ground below.
Grab those pillows from the couch and those fake ass flowers next to the tv and put them in the fireplace and light that bitch up.
Is this some kind of Australian thing?
Put toothbrush in ass
MEME
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meme
Grind up the weed as fine as possible and rub it into any couches and chairs. Then pour vodka all over the floor.
Some men just want to watch the world burn
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Meme
Yes sir. pouring right now
rolling
not meme enough
Dress up like macho man randy savage, put a hulk hogan dummy on that coffee table and do a flying elbow off the balcony onto the dummy. Record and post.
Eat a toenail
Move out, live life.
Break the TV then cut off your dick.
winrar
WINRAR
Holy shit out of every post.
Do the dishes and clean your room like a good little son. Then watch a documentary and expand your knowledge.
You, sir, are a god in my book.
Buen it down
jump off the balcony head first
Wash all of the Valium down with all of the vodka and beer. Smoke all of the weed, break the PS4 and TV then cut off your dick.
Weed my man
Damn it. Wasted dubs.
yo thats easy man: pop a valium, roll a joint and turn on the ps4, thats what I would do. fuck the alcohol
Macho dubs don't lie
Ops not gonna fucking deliver. Damn it.
could be worse, it could be Tr4sh.
yes
How can he lol
If dubs op throws tv through window and makes a pbj sandwich
nice one too
Shave your head and pubes, glue pubes to head.
Clean the house and prepare food for your family
Put the TV in the fireplace and light it on fire.
die
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RIP OP
Rollio Pollio