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House to myself, dubs decides wat do

Break the tv

Cut of your dick

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get your freind to order up a hooker for you but he makes it a tranny
be inspired by that to have an actual cute chick show up
have her realize your rich friends will be willing to pay her and her other whore friends money for sex
spend the time the rents are away pimping
have the real pimp show up and take all your profits
he will throw an expensive piece of bric-a-brac where it gets a crack
have rents yell at you but only for cracked crystal egg not pimping
put on sunglasses

Snap off railing and put a tremendous amount of dirt under every cushion in the house

Chill

Burn the motherfucker down.

Host a epic lan party

Surprise your mom and clean your room.

reroll

This,
Clean your fucking room, Op.

>set up video camera
>welcometojackass.mov
>jump over the railing into the couch

Put bread in the oven

make everything a fuckable sex toy

Reroll

Burn it down with yourself in it, you spoiled, middle class piece of shit.

Playing melee on a flat screen. You fucking disgust me.

better pack your bag and do your chores for extra tendies and big boy points!

Hang yourself from that ceiling fan

Take a dump on the couch

...

reroll.

Rolling for this.

Jump from the place you took the photo and land on the couch

Never post here again.

see also reroll

jump and catch that ceiling fan,
bring in down and slam on the table

Go paint the garage

>Makes parents happy

Develop a drug addiction

Make a hangmans noose and hang yourself from the bannister lol

Soap every knob in the house

Win

go to panty drawer take pics of panties

Cum on every knob of your house

But dude that's lame

Hey me too OP

help me decide what to do too..
I got
- Vodka
- Beer
- Weed
- Valium
- TV
- PS4

No rope and no bleach though...

rolling for your mom or sister panties bro

unplug everything in the house

Soap every knob in your house op

reroll

move out of parents house and get own place. faggot.

I like this one.

Drink some vodka.
Go to bed.

loosen those railings, so when your mum leans towards she will fell.

Jump from the second story window onto the ground below.

Grab those pillows from the couch and those fake ass flowers next to the tv and put them in the fireplace and light that bitch up.

Is this some kind of Australian thing?

Put toothbrush in ass
MEME

reroll
meme

Grind up the weed as fine as possible and rub it into any couches and chairs. Then pour vodka all over the floor.

Some men just want to watch the world burn

roll
Meme

Yes sir. pouring right now

rolling

not meme enough

Dress up like macho man randy savage, put a hulk hogan dummy on that coffee table and do a flying elbow off the balcony onto the dummy. Record and post.

Eat a toenail

Move out, live life.

Break the TV then cut off your dick.

winrar

WINRAR

Holy shit out of every post.

Do the dishes and clean your room like a good little son. Then watch a documentary and expand your knowledge.

You, sir, are a god in my book.

Buen it down

jump off the balcony head first

Wash all of the Valium down with all of the vodka and beer. Smoke all of the weed, break the PS4 and TV then cut off your dick.

Weed my man

Damn it. Wasted dubs.

yo thats easy man: pop a valium, roll a joint and turn on the ps4, thats what I would do. fuck the alcohol

Macho dubs don't lie

Ops not gonna fucking deliver. Damn it.

could be worse, it could be Tr4sh.

yes

How can he lol
If dubs op throws tv through window and makes a pbj sandwich

nice one too

Shave your head and pubes, glue pubes to head.

Clean the house and prepare food for your family

Put the TV in the fireplace and light it on fire.

die


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RIP OP

Rollio Pollio