ITT: we pretend we are muslim

ITT: we pretend we are muslim

زوجتي الثانية لا يريد الجنس ماذا علي أن أفعل ؟

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>pretend

Allahu Akbar

M'aschallah my brothers how was your eid? My wife burned the meat so I burned her. She cooking better now

I buy your wife 2 camel

>get rekt sandniggers

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen, mashallah.

Actually I'm a Muslim for real. And you don't need to follow all that stupid rules (save for not eating pork tho), you needn't even speak Arab.

ma hi alllaenat hal mjrd skhyf alqawl ean ly, wakunt qalilana alklb? sakhdh kunt 'aerif 'annani takharrajat 'aelaa sfy fi quwwat albhryt, walaqad sharakat fi aledyd min algharat alssrriat ealaa qanat Quaeda, wldy 'akthar min 300 yuqtal almwkd. 'inna tdrbt fi harb alghwryla wa'ana qnas kibar fi alquwwat almusallahat lilwilayat almthd. 'ant la shay' balnsbt li wlkn mjrd hadaf akhr. wasawf ymsh lak alllaenat kharij bidiqqat 'amthal aldhy lm yasbiq lah mathil ealaa hadhih alard, bimunasabat klamy skhyf. kunt taetaqid 'annak ymkn 'an tflt min alqawl 'inn alqrf li eabr al'intrnt? fakkar marratan akhra, mqyt. wanahn natakallam 'inna ealaa aittisal shabakat alaittisal alssrriat lljwasys fi jmye 'anha' alwilayat almuttahidat al'amrikiat walmlkyt alfikriat alkhassat bik ytm tatbaeuha alan hatta tatamakkan alaistiedad bishakl 'afdal lleasft, yrq. aleasifat alty taqdi ealaa alshshay' alqlyl muthir llshfqt astdea' hyatk. kunt skhyf myt, tfl. 'ana ymkn 'an takun fi 'ay makan wafi 'ay wqt, wasttye 'ann aqtlk fi 'akthar min sabeimiayat altrq, whdha mjrd biaday aleary. last faqat tdrbt ealaa nitaq wasie fi alqital alaezl, wlkn laday alwusul 'iilaa tirsanat kamilat min quwwat mushat albahriat al'amrikiat wasawf tustakhdam lmdah alkamil llqda' alhimar bayisatan alkhassat bik min ealaa wajh alqart, wakunt qalil alkhra'. 'illa 'iidha kunt ymkn 'an yaerif ma alqisas ghyr muqaddas kan ladayk alqlyl "dhky" lilttaeliq ealaa washk 'iisqat elykm, rubbama kunt qad euqidat alllisan skhyf alkhass bk. wlkn la yumkin lkm, kunt la, walan kunt tadfae althmn, wakunt ghdmn] ahmq. wasawf alqrf alghadab fi jmye 'anha' lk, wasawf yaghraq fyh. kunt skhyf myt, kiddo.

Post fat Indonesian girls

I will fuck your babies

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This thread is going to page 11, insha Allah

Shit sorry for that, I had my keyboard in Hebrew

what about hajib?

Gotta haggle bro; why marry one wife when you have have three 8 year olds for the same price?

If Pedomaster Mohameed can do it; its obviously Moral.

Kill and Terrorize the innocent.
Fuck little Children.
Cut off the head of anyone who opposes your grabbing of Power for Power's sake.

Murder anyone who calls you evil; insist you are good anyway. If you control the meme, you control their minds- and the dead have no memes.

youtube.com/watch?v=i29dInj73Bc

you are literally the edgiest person ever

This my country now.

In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

-George Orwell

We invented everything. We wuz alchemiss and shit.


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