Hey Sup Forums I'm married. Been married for 4 years, but I've been with my wife for 7. Lets call my wife Jane...

Hey Sup Forums I'm married. Been married for 4 years, but I've been with my wife for 7. Lets call my wife Jane. Anyway my wife has a friend who has lupus, lets call her Mary (pic related). Because of Mary's health problems she hasn't had a boyfriend or lover in the last 3 years. A few nights ago Mary was over here telling Jane about her problem and how she just wants somebody to fuck. She's super horny and rubbing it out just isn't doing it for her anymore Then Mary told Jane she was lucky to have me because I'm so hot.

Anyway, long story short my wife felt bad for Mary so she offered me up to fuck Mary. Basically my wife just pimped me out to her friend. I wasn't aware of this until this morning when she casually asked me to bang out her friend. What's weird is my wife is normally the jealous type so I'm not sure what to make of this. Is this a trap Sup Forums?

I hesitantly said yes, so now my wife setup a time (tomorrow night). My wife wants to film it so she can watch it later (she's going to go have dinner and watch a movie while we fuck). What the fucking fuck is going on Sup Forums? Can women really feel so bad for their friends they'll let them fuck their husband? She just said "Don't let me down, make sure she cums"

Whole thing is just weird to me. Of course I'm a dude some I'm down to pound but I don't want it to be weird between my wife, me and Mary. What to do Sup Forums?

she is trying to divorce you. it's a trap, you fucking idiot

Depending on your wife that might be the best night of your life. she's hot.

post pics or it didn't happen (wife and lupus)

Nah our relationship is good. We never fight and she's well taken care of.

Curious bump

in that case post the video here

This, she now has video evidence of you cheating, and only your word against hers (and potentially her friend's) that you were told too.

She just played OP like a damn fiddle.

"shes well taken care of"
yeh, say bye to ½ your shit dumbass

You should take a fiction writing class to help improve your story

Why do permavirgins fantasize so much about cuckholdry?

Self-loathing? Too much pron?

Mystery to me.

dear OP please kys

Id fuck the shit out of the girl in that pic. Go for it OP you boss nigga

Give her that healing dick

Just get it in writing and don't worry.

Too much porn, it really has ruined a generation of men.

Guys we have a prenup. It's not about that. Besides her family is 1000X richer than I am. She's a trust fund kid. I think she genuinely feels sorry for her since she has lupus.

She's literally in the closet right now picking out what she wants me to wear and shit and they're talking on the phone giggling and crap. When I go back to the closet I hear shit like "yeah he really likes that" then when she see's me she shuts up real fast.

Nah shes gonna use it as an excuse to try and cuck you by saying you did it so its fine or you're a sexist bigot

Record her admitting she was aware and wanted you to do it

Unless you're fine with her fucking some other dude, don't go for it.

There's a reason why you had a one night stand with your wife fucker, she wants to divorce.

but this is true

Make sure your wife is involved otherwise the the film is just excellent divorce fodder.

this

I can confirm it.

Just ask her about it. It's natural for you to have concerns and I'm sure she won't mind, y'all being together for 7 years I'd think that would be your first thought

why the fuck would she even want to record it?
what benefit could she possibly get out of watching it other than it making her more jealous?
probs a setup but like some other fag said get it in writing and you should be good

I used to watch porn, and once I quit I felt a hell of a lot better about things.

Op is a lying faggot. Shit like this don't happen, and you're just trying to sound cool. Go rub one out beta

Man you guys are suspicious of women. Beta much? My relationship is healthy with my wife guys. Nothing nefarious going on here.

Just wondering if this is going to make it weird in the future. They've been friends since middle school so they're really close. I've only known Mary for about 2 years since she moved back from college (she dropped out because of her medical problems)

Are you allowed to lick and fuck her asshole?

Bad relationships do that to you.

Women fear abandonment and loss of status/position more than they fear infidelity itself. They can adjust to jealousy more easily than men, as long as they are not humiliated or demoted in the relationship (men tend to go into rage mode when confronted with infidelity).

So a pity fuck for her friend, with her permission, is easy to for her to rationalize. If you were asking her to pound out her hottest friend, and neglecting her needs, you'd be in trouble.

The video could be a real sneaky hedge though--if the relationship turns sour, she'll always have that to hang over your head. It could even invalidate your prenup.

yes, it will make it weird in the future, but you should not give a fuck.

your job here is to make your wife look good by fucking the living crap out of this lupus honey. Get some blue pills, drink pineapple juice, take a nice nap. whatever the fuck you can do to give this girl the fuck of your life

then tell your gf that you fucked up the recording, so sorry, nothing but the chat before got recorded

^askin the real questions here

It's hard to quit, i love fapping.

We talked about it. She swears it won't be weird because its one of her best friends. She said it's because she feels sorry for her. A lot of dudes won't get involved with Mary because she has lupus and people think that shits contagious. Mary is really self-concious about her body because she has some weird skin issues on her legs and stomach because of the lupus. She's really quiet around me normally, but she's sweet just like my wife. I honestly know them pretty well and I don't think this is some clever plan to fuck me over.

I don't think Mary knows my wife wants to film this though. My wife told me not to mention it to her.

Ask yourself this....Do you really want to fuck a girl who has Lupus?

ive dealt with the jealous type.
i dont think she will just let this go it will most likely be brought up in the future in an argument or something to make you look like a bad guy for saying yes
however, if i were you id still smash dat pussy

Thris

Keep it in your pants or the ride is over. It is her 7 year itch. You passed the 2 year itch. Many relationships die at those two stages in time.

I'm not saying to jerk it, just stop watching porn. If you have a desperate need when the mood strikes out of the blue, go for it, but don't try and go out of your way to do it.

Good idea. Maybe the camera battery should be dead.... you know accidentally forgot to charge it so no recording.

Don't be foolish. Many a confident alpha has been divorce raped because they thought they had wifey wrapped around their pinky finger. Women have an inborn instinct for conniving self preservation and social maneuvering. By and large, they're not even aware of it.

What do you mean?

>I'm not saying to not jerk it*

it all depends on the type of person your wife is though she could be totally cool about it and never bring it up again or she could be a complete cunt and constantly bring it up
youre the only one that knows her and youre the only one that can make that judgement

your prenup may not hold up... do a little research about how women can nullify prenups in the state you reside before going through with this buddy.

Look we have a prenup because her family is loaded. There is literally nothing she could get from me that she doesn't already have 10 of, and nothing her parents wouldn't buy her. If anything I stand to win in a divorce.

Dude it's a trap.
And if its not you can get away safely just by saying you love your wife too much.

Plus there's gotta be someone who can fuck her for money if not for free.

Its not about money, she doesn't want to fuck some greasy gigalo. Women are weird when it comes to sex, they want someone they trust and have feelings for.

got it, ty

you have no idea how divorce works lol

Don't do it, it will forever imbalance your relationship leading your wife to eventually fuck someone else or straight up divorce. If your marriage is important to you DONT FUCKING DO IT.

ICan tell you here and now, if my wife offered up a solid 10/10 "no strings attached" I still would not fucking do it and we've been together 17 years.

DONT FUCKING DO IT.

In however many years it would be, your wife is gonna be like "but honey i havent fucked a new guy in 3 years, and you fucked my best friend, so its my turn"

lol

so bring up how you don't want to do the filming to mary, and tell her to ask to not film. no proof no anything to fuck you over.

also how does it feel knowing she's gonna die at an earlier age and you were probably the best fuck she had before she died? I think I'm getting a chub right now just imagining knowing I fucked a girl who's now dead. not necrophelia, but the though if knowing she's dead and I fucked her. kinda nice.

You don't either it seems. Assets are split 50/50. You know what I have? A leased 2013 Honda Accord. You know what she has? A house in Daytona, our current home in texas, 2 paid for mercedes, and a savings account that has more 0's than I'll make in the next 20 years. She stands to win basically nothing but a bunch of debt from me in a divorce.

There is never ever a situation where monogamy gets thrown out the window and the relationship isnt damaged.

Never ever.

Dont do it.

relevant
almost chekt

>wanting to film someone having sex behind their back
Literally fuck your wife, if this is true. No, I don't mean have sex with her. Fuck her, she's a bitch. Get rid of that cunt. She has bad plans for both of you, and has proven she cannot be trusted at all. Get rid of her while you have the chance. You've listened to nobody in this thread yet, and you're going to regret it in 15 years if you don't.

Thats why I think thats the motive behind this. She knows her friend won't live long and she knows I fuck real good. Hard to be jealous of a dead bitch right?

Secretly film / record it yourself and fuck away. Look up 'compersion' - she feels bad for you and can't really own that, and she feels bad for her friend - so she sees herself as helping two people at once.

Proof for divorce lawyer. This is a trap

yeah true. not even jealous but it's hard to bring that up in general. she'd feel bad even thinking about it but meanwhile I myself would be smiling to myself about it. like hell yeah she's dead and I fucked her before her time was up.

also nice trip'n'dub bruh, chekt kekt and rekt

OP still hasn't answered this: is anal in the picture?

Does your wife know how well "Mary" cleans her asshole?

>There is literally nothing she could get from me that she doesn't already have 10 of
Except revenge.

In the eyes of the law, her parent's assets are not hers.

And it's not necessarily about fucking you over tomorrow... it's insurance for the future. If you fucked her over in ten years, she's be able to point to that video and say "he's been cheating on me for years, your honor".

Tell her you don't feel comfortable doing it without her in the room.

Yeah I'm having my fears and doubts. Love my wife and don't want to ruin it but she seems dead set on it. I told her I wasn't comfortable and she seemed to be a little upset about it. Either way I don't think I'm going to film it.

She hasn't fucked anybody in 3 years, I'm sure I can put it in all her holes. I'll have a good 4-5 hours with her and I'm supposed to "rock her world"

Dude this is clearly a trap and you're playing naive. She's been playing you because guess what, no matter what any bullshit someone tells you, no marriage goes without fights, everytime I hear the typical "oh we never fight ever" means there's a fuckin problem that isn't being addressed and it's just sitting there festering. She's pegged you to have sex with another woman, and wants to capture video evidence probably die a divorce lawyer, and she's going to deny deny deny any involvement on her part.

I had a one night stand with a complete skank, then a year later found out she was dead.

still come buckets thinking about it.

op, agree to the filiming. Videotape your gf and lupus girl agreeing to the sex session, but for fucks sake make sure that most of the sex session is not taped. Your wife will not forgive you for liking it and will hate you if you make her look bad by not liking it. The recording is a shit test.

oh yeah, make sure that in the part that you tape you make your gf say that you are doing this at her request and that this absolutely does not mean that she has carte blanche to do the same to you.

enjoy op, come back and green text it if this helps

No the assets are hers. Her parents assets are enormous compared to hers.

6 figure bank account
2 owned homes
2 owned cars
A trust fund that would make Donald Trump froth at the mouth

Oh no, poor Mary hasn't fucked anyone in three years. Gee wizz wow!

I'm a virgin, and I'm about 19 mate. You don't see me running around complaining that I haven't fucked anyone in 19 years. If she's that fucking horny, tell her to go find any of the millions of people willing to fuck the living shit out of her.

You're literally the dumbest fuck I've seen all day. And there's a lot of dumb fucks here.

Fuck her and then divorce your wife and marry the brownie. That'll teach her to giggle and laugh while trading you like a baseball card.

im just saying there's a hole lot more to loose than to win.

You win nothing doing all this. You could just fuck your wife anyways

I'm confused as to why your wife doesn't want to fuck Mary along with you?
My wife has loaned me out a few time but usually she like to fuck the chick too.

>a trust fund that would make Donald Trump froth at the mouth
You're pathetically stupid.

Divorce my cool, rich wife that loves me for the "brownie" who's gonna be dead in a few years? Yeah that'll teach her!

>If anything I stand to win in a divorce.

There are people who actually believe this. Men NEVER win in a divorce.

Thats why I think she wants to film it. I think she's trying to warm up to the idea of a 3 some maybe? Not sure. She always says other women are "beautiful" or "hot" but as far as I know she's never been with another woman. Yes this conversation has come up but she dismisses it.

Weird. My brother won. My dad won. My best friends dad won.

Just because you have a shitty lawyer and your wife owned you in court doesn't mean can't win in a divorce.

Yep. You're starting to get it, nigger.

Oh, 19 whole years old. Shut the fuck up son, your balls barely dropped last year. Of course you haven't fucked anything but Rosy Palms. Just leave summerfag, adults are talking here.

I get it dude, but you should know that women ain't fukkin logical.

In the back of her mind she could be:
>evening the score for her own secret infidelity (past, present, or future)
>a shit test to see if you will cheat
>a hedge to make sure you can't contest the prenup in the event of divorce
>she thinks she's ok with it now, but it will drive her crazy with jealousy
>there's a slim chance that's totally on the up and up, but if things go sour, she will always have this video to hold over your head. Don't think she's above that--when a woman falls out of love, it happens instantly, and she will become ruthless and conniving.

More of dat cutie.

Hey OP your thread is as shitty as your make believe situation. I hope your wife gets lupus.

you have to make a new thread after that . interesting shit

Not Lupus. It's Aids nigger

Put a few drinks in the wife and have her either film or sit in the corner of the room and watch.

this

This.

Mary's cute. Post her tits.

post anything of her and post your wife so we can referernce who is hotter and deserves your cock more, protip you can always get back with wife after lupey dies

post more of mary plz

Idiot, you "cheating" is her way out of the pre-nup without giving you alimony.

A pre-nup projects the rich against the poor's decision to divorce, as much as the poor's right for alimony in case of infidelity.

Retard. You cheat, she can divorce under unfaithfulness. GG faggot.

live stream it bromania and yea, maybe your wife is using this as an excuse to finely tell you about the guy she's been fucking for the past 5 years.

You gonna post her tits or is this thread a piece if shit?

So no tits, eh?
Fuck this thread.

Nice quints

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dude what the fuck, at least post another pic of her

Tell her ull only do it if she joins in. Get a few dildos so she fucks her too. The "crime" is spread btw u two

The 2 year itch is when the two people begin to get over being dazzled by being married. They learn a lot about who they just married. Things CHANGE once the relationship goes past dating /engagement. Maybe they dont like the direction the marrige is going. One refuses to work. Or one has a -work life- that the other is not included in. Two lives essentially. One kept private.
The 7 year itch is when you are not sure if you are dedicated enough to put up with the other for the rest of your life. By then you may not just care for the person like when you met.