Fake Band Discography thread

ITT: Make up and write up a fake band's entire discography and timeline.

BUMP

The Googly Eyes

1976- Eatin' Clocks is Time Consumin'
1977- Makin' It Look Easy
1977- Distortilla
1979- An Erection For Heaven
1980- Fighting the Enemies of Lightning and Energy
1981- Biblical Proportions
1983- Kidnapped By a Stranger
1983- Crutchbuster
1983- Incoming
1986- Piss Off
2010- Return of the Dinosaurs

>LITTLE JAMES
>WE'RE ALL THE SAME

Why did anybody think that song was album-worthy. I know Oasis albums have low lyrical standards sometimes, but christ...

good psyche chords

The Frantic Hinges

1991 - Welcome the Frantic Hinges
1992 - The Frantic Hinges in Academia
1992 - The Frantic Hinges Are Shit
1992 - The Frantic Hinges Convert To Radical Passifism
1993 - The Frantic Hinges Are Nothing But A Bunch of Hacks

This is gay

HARVEST OF DOGS

2000-HARVEST OF DOGS
2002-CONTEMPORARY DISASTER
2005-A VOID
2006-THRUST(LIVE AT BUDOKAN)
2008-MELANZ DRUGI
2011-TRUTH PAGE
2016-8847

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

1991-FUCK
1992-FUCK YOU
1993-FUCK YOU NIGGA
1994-MERZBOW A TALENTLESS HACK
1995-EAST SHIT AND PIE
1996-1997
1997-1996
1998-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
2001-JEFF MANGUM OPUS
2002-ON THE SUBMARINE UNDER THE SKY
2006-End
2007-PSYCH
2008-NIGGA
2010-YOU THOUGHT
2011-For Real Though, We're Breaking Up
2015 GOTCHA BITCH
2016-Due to Fighting Over Money, We Will Not Be Releasing Another Album
2050-Fighting Over Money

Crabby Grasses

1998- We Just Think White People Are Better Than Everyone Else

2005- Sorry For The Extensive Touring

2016- Yea We're Sorry Again

LMAO

Technosis

1995 - Neurotypica
1998 - Yang
2004 - Djinn
2008 - Diurnal
2015 - Kikel Tsinish / Cynical Circle
2033 - Reformation & Renunciation
2072 - Retrospect

LMAO

Fences

2002 - Photography
2003 - Bridges of Belligerence
2005 - We Are All God's Children
2008 - Parametrics
2011 - Fantasy World
2016 - Krakow
2019 - A Cooling Agent
2022 - Malibi Love
2028 - Missionary
2029 - Coco
2038 - Fearlessness

Rainbow niggaz

2010 - trappin
2011 - sippin lean
2013 - fuck bitches
2014 - BBBB(big black booty bitches)
2016 - git da brocoli
2017 - ITS THE FEDS
2017 - trappin vol2:a prison story
2030 - trappin vol3:finally free

The Audience

2017 - Hopeless Romanticism
2020 - Collapse Into Anarchy
2023 - Sleep Paralysis
2024: Lead singer found dead hanging in a hotel room in Morocco
2025 - Poetry Is Dead
2027 - Live at Lollapalooza (2024)
2030 - Sleep Paralysis (Deluxe Edition Remaster)

Villager

1999 - Antibodies
2001 - Villager
2002 - Longshoremen
2004 - Last Night of Violence
2013 - Another Second Step
2015 - Love of God, Love of God

Plane of Existence (band logo is a psychedelic passenger plane)
1968 - Now Boarding
1969 - Cleared for Jamming
1970 - Frequent Fliers of the Mind, Brother
1971 - Mile High Club
1972 - Smoking Section
1973 - Luggage Check THIS, Nixon
1974 - ...Imagines a World With No Planes
1975 - Live at the Fillmore East
1985 - Mach 3 (new lineup, as Jet of Existence)

Surrender to Kate

1989 - dun get a head of yrs elves (cassette, self-released)
1991 - Ghostpussy (EP, Kill Rock Stars)
1992 - Oh Wait (LP, DGC)
1994 - Mainly Independent (LP, DGC)
1997 - Lick the Star (EP, Kill Rock Stars)
1998 - Phenomenology (LP, Blanco y Negro)
2001 - Girls Taste Better: The Best of Surrender to Kate (compilation, DGC/Universal)
2003 - sav (LP, Sympathy for the Record Industry)

love these

Donald Trump's Henchmen of Sound

2020 - Penis

>1996-1997
>1997-1996
delet this

The Superb Owls

1967 - I
1968 - II
1969 - III
1970 - IV
1971 - V
1972 - VI
1973 - VII
1974 - VIII
1975 - IX
1976 - X
1977 - XI
1978 - XII
1979 - XIII
1980 - XIV
1981 - XV
1982 - XVI
1983 - XVII
1984 - XVIII
1985 - XIX
1986 - XX
1987 - XXI
1988 - XXII
1989 - XXIII
1990 - XXIV
1991 - XXV
1992 - XXVI
1993 - XXVII
1994 - XXVIII
1995 - XIX
1996 - XXX
1997 - XXXI
1998 - XXXII
1999 - XXXIII
2000 - XXXIV
2001 - XXXV
2002 - XXXVI
2003 - XXXVII
2004 - XXXVIII
2005 - XXXIX
2006 - XL
2007 - XLI
2008 - XLII
2009 - XLIII
2010 - XLIV
2011 - XLV
2012 - XLVI
2013 - XLVII
2014 - XLVIII
2015 - XLIX
2016 - 50
2017 - LI

The Tangled Braids (Folk)

2002 - Leap O' Faith
2005 - Land Bridge
2008 - I Hate My Girlfriend
2009 - Lovers in Motion
2011 - Black/Blue
2014 - Live (For Now)

kek

>The Superb Owls

I don't fucking get it, how is this band still releasing albums each year? Why are people buying their records? Aright, so their 1995 single ''A'' off XIX was pretty catchy, but I just don't get why a band releasing ambient jazz would top the charts every single year! I fucking hate this band, their fans are pretty shitty too.

You're telling me you don't think XXXIII was a classic? Fuckin pleb. The transition music between "Mingus" and "Bird No. 2" is the epitome of breathtaking. Educate yourself before you form an opinion you jackwagon.

Soft Linen
1967: Soft Linen
1968: Pillowy Mounds of Marshmallows
1968: We Are The Decision Provision Division
1969: Life On Grass
1969: We're Not Soft!
1969: Live at Altamont
1970: The Soft Side of the Pillow
1970: Freedom Is Dead
1971: Vladimir Linen
1972: Gently Groping Your Mind
1973: Slightly Humourous Pun About Rocks
1975: All Filler, All Of The Time
1976: Bells of Freedom
1977: Punk Is Bad
1978: Nocturnal Emissions
1979: Expirimentus Excrementus
1981: Punk Is Ok, I guess
1983: God, Help Us
1984: We're On The MTV Now

Gabriel Gundacker

2016 - I Wanna Meet Richard Dreyfuss
2017 - I Wanna Fuck Richard Dreyfuss
2018 - RICHARD DREYFUSS IS A MAN HOAR

Died fucking a bodypillow with a balloon taped on

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Beef
475: fuck yea rome
476: ugh feelings (a punk album)
1066: s/t
1463: Beefy
1530: Roast Beef
1532: Black People are Subpar
1666: Niggers in my cheesesteak (Rocky VI)
1996: Pussy
2000: I fucking love the world trade center
2002: feeelings 2
2002: s/t

>Jefferson Airplane
Nigga you ain't sneaky

Why are these never combined with the 'make an album cover' threads?

The Plants

1964 - The Plants
1965 - The Plants Are Back
1965 - Planting Tunes
1966 - California Grass
1967 - Like She Does
1968 - Green Album
1968 - The Plants Singing About Love
1969 - San Francisco's Sunset
1970 - Supernova
1973 - Greatest Hits
1977 - The Best of The Plants
1978 - The Plants Do Disco
1979 - Live In Japan
1981 - Back to The Roots
1985 - Brown Album
1990 - Rock Is Dead

Flog of Glass

1993 - Flog of Glass
1996 - God Damn America
1997 - Failure to Think
1998 - Drummer and guitarist leave due to infighting with the lead singer, the Drummer makes his own record label and does moderately well, the Lead Guitarist starts his own solo band, Amsterdamnesia that's moderately liked but only puts out 1 album named The Revival Revoked
1999 - They find a new drummer, the guitarist and singer resolve their differences and then he returns to the band
2002 - The Crashes Combine
2005 - Used Ideology Salesman
2007 - Element of Flesh
2010 - The Brain Dead King
2011 - The singer kills himself, the band puts out an album where they release previously unreleased stuff, and finish unfinished songs, the singers son takes over for songs where the vocals weren't finished and helps the band on their final tour

keke

saturn sings

(1987) my love
(1992) do you trust me
(2000) hemoglobin
(2003) sunset paper

Electron lights
(2006) electron light
(2007) boogie
(2009) 3rd one down
(2011) final generation

Wheels of Stone
10,034 BC - Unga
10,033 BC - Bunga
10,032 BC - Sabretooth Pussy
10,031 BC - It's Dark and Fire is Hot
10,028 BC - Club a Bitch (Double Album)
10,021 BC - Baby It's Cold Outside (Ice Age Soundz)
1989 - Pretty Hate Machine
1994 - The Downward Spiral
1999 - The Fragile

the most progressive progressive-rock band ever

The Rest Of Us

2007 - Just A Little Bit More
2010 - Fahrenheit (original bass player left before they started recording this one)
2012 - Close The Door (this one felt a little bit rushed desu, probably their worst)
2015 - After Noon
2016 - The Best Of Us (their first greatest hits album)

Vanilla Res

1988 - 8gen EP
1990 - Underwater

Guitarist leaves

1997 -Yes Please
2003 - Underwater (Remastered)
2004 - The Best of Vanilla Res
2007 - Vanilla Res remastered discography box set
2015 - Old Streets
2017 - Band breaks up
2020 - Vanilla Res vinyl box set (Including the new single "Sane")
2022 - Vanilla Res Live Collection (CD + DVD)

>found the "II was their best" fag

>not the best of the rest

Wasn't it the first song written by Liam for an album? Noel probably just said fuck it.

SuS

1969 - BeB
1970 - GeG
1978 - WeW
1981 - LeL
1985 - DooD
1987 - FuF
1991 - EeehhheeE
1998 - FlowolF
2005 - PraarP
2014 - Visiting my sons grave. How could I have let this happen?

Trinity (art rock band)

1981 - Everything Ends Here
1982 - Return
1983 - Grean
(1984: the band quits touring in order to become a studio only act, fusing chaotic guitar overdubs with dissonant orchestral arrangements)
1985 - self titled
1989 - Holocaust

The band then splits up, and their singer/songwriter/lead guitarist becomes a complete recluse until a sudden, unexpected new album in 2016. It is critically acclaimed and the hype of it breaks Sup Forums. All is at peace

lol

The Hieroglyphs

1981 - Root a Toot in my New Suit Featuring the Suggins Gang
1983 - FUCK WE'RE ALL DEAD GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
1986 - You Can't Wear Shoes On Your Feet From This Point On
1989 - WE HATE TWO DIGIT NUMBERS BUT THREE ARE OK
1996 - Spaghett
1999 - I Haven't Changed My Shirt in Twelve Years
2016 - Uh Oh

the music and production of this song is awesome, the lyrics are just kinda meh, but the vocal melody is stilll even alright

Pocketz

1993 - Pocketz
1994 - Cargo Pantz EP
1996 - Not Enuf Pocketz 4 All Dis Cash
2000 - Still In Tha Game
2002 - Monsta In My Pocket
2004 - Evolution: Tha Remixez (record company forced remix album)
2008 - guest verse on Lil' Squanchee's "Deep Pockets"
2009 - Protektuh
2012 - Pocket Fulla Shellz
2014 - We Wuz
2016 - MYTHICC

I'd listen to these.

Sleazy and the Coils

1982 - Undeveloped Angels
1984 - Horse Penetrator
1986 - The Scatman John Balance Blues
1988 - The Children Just Love It!
1990 - It's Okay If the Baby Wants it (EP)
1994 - The Diddler Conversation
2000 - Musick to Play in the Nursery 1
2001 - Musick to Play in the Nursery 2
2005 - The Monkey of Cambodia

Oingy Boingy

1993 - Pablo Funny Lol
1995 - The Bellends
1997 - OK OK OK
2000 - Kid Gay
2003 - Hail to the Queef
2014 - Post-Op Oppression

Tree
one-man minimal acoustic ambient band of Treeman
2014 - Water
2015 - Rock
2016 - Stone
Treeman renounces all technology and moves to a forest
underground music scene proclaims him a visionary
2017 - Triple Tree box set
2018 - Aphex Twin remixes
2019 - London symphony orchestra plays Tree
2019 - Vegetable orchestra and the children's choir play Tree
2022 - Complete discography deluxe box set
Treeman hangs himself in his log cabin

Isn't this Chicago's discography?

Figger Naggot and the Sup Forums band
> 2005 - So Kawaii XD
> 2008 - Niggers amiright
> 2012 - Youre a big guy
> 2013 - For you
> 2015 - Zozzle masterrace
> 2016 - POTUS

Richard Chase

1998 - Blood to Powder
1999 - Bloody Axe EP
2000 - Ripped Apart by Chains
2004 - Witch Trial
2005 - Hellspawned
2006 - Cranial Pressure
2011 - Beaten To Death With A Tire Iron
2014 - Day of Penance
2016 - Genophage

The Absolute Madmen

1986 - Madman (Demo)
1987 - Absolute Madman (EP)
1989 - Madness of Humanity
1990 - Absolute Madness (EP)
1992 - Threatened Into Madness
1994 - John Lennon (Demo)
1995 - Live Madness (Live)
1996 - Madness Comes for You
1998 - Mad Death (EP)
2002 - Beyond the Madness
2005 - Forgotten Realms of Madness
2007 - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World
2009 - Return to Madness (Live)
2010 - Mad Villain
2014 - Can't Kill the Madness
2016 - Twenty Years of Madness (Compilation)

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Patio Furniture

2007 - Don't lose the fish
2009 - Where did Dave go?
2012 - 14
2016 - Cocaine and Lemon Juice

Barad-dûr

1993- Barad-dûr (demo)
1994- Nightspell (EP)
1996- Infernal Moonshadows
1997- Forbidden Rites
1999- The Hyperborian Abyss
2000- Luciferian Reich
2002- Satanae Triumphans
2005- Pandaemonia
2006- Antiqua haec Satanas (EP)
2013- Necromantic Rebirth
2016- Unhallowed

Circuit Circus

2264- Birth of the 8th god
2265- Digital Ascension
2268-Eternal Power Source Blues
2270-Digifather Motherboard Classics and Frequently Augmented
2276- Entire band dies in interplanetary space elevator implosion

The Animal Magnets
(1983) There's a First Time for Everything
(1984) Raining Cats & Dogs
(1985) Kaninchen
(1987) Polar Opposites
(1989) Animal Magnets II
(1993) Lab Rats
(1994) Animal Magnets I
(1997) Every Dog...

Liquid Crush(Pop Punk)

1995 - Just Like Mom Made(EP)
1997 - 14 Cakes
1998 - Drummer and lead guitarist leave, band becomes a psych pop duo
1999 - From East Crimea(EP)
2001 - Crete
2002 - Rotations(EP)
2003 - Lukewarm(EP)
2005 - Bermuda(most acclaimed and successful album in their discography)
2007 - Maui
2008 - Band announces they're done for good and thank the fans for sticking with them
2015 - Drummer and guitarist convince the band to come back together with the original sound
2016 - The Right Stuff(universally hated)

Stop playing black metal.

Mazzini in a Beanie - Self-Titled

Post-rock instrumentation set to comedic David Byrne-esque lyrics.

Lil Versace

2014 - Bryson's Mama EP
2014 - Yung Bitch Trappin
2015 - The Peen Teem Mixtape (Ft. Yung Gucci, Big Knick-Knock, Stacy, and Lil Cleep)
2016 - Galvy Hoes EP
2016 - Get It How You Live

Glue Man and the Salty Sandwich Saviors

2014 - Columbus Day EP
2014 - Wolfgang
2014 - Abe EP
2015 - The Brown Note
2015 - No Land
2015 - Gumball Machine Gun BERST
2015 - Bonfire
2015 - Telephone Road
2016 - Finals

tried an album cover art out, could be better

>OK OK OK

kek

Ambient Symphony

1990 - Twilight House
1991 - The Edge And End Of The World
1994 - Glitch Factory
1995 - Dreamland
1995 - Appo Aparitia
1999 - The Show You`ve Been Waiting For Is Not Going To Happen

Caulfield - Post Punk/Indie Rock
1981 - "Phoebe"/"Overcoat Weather" - single
1981 - Caulfield EP
1982 - "Slight Rebellion off Madison" LP
1983 - "Laughing Man"/"Jane Gallagher" - single
Guitarist & Bassist leave, band becomes three piece, band becomes heavier, enter their "golden" period
1985 - "Last & Best of the Peter Pans" LP
1985 - "Pilgrim's Progress"/"Webb" - single
1985 - Caulfield II EP
1986 - "Love & Squalor" Compilation
1986 - "Blue Melody" LP
1986 - Caulfield III EP
1987 - "The Heart of a Broken Story"/"Tell Eddie" - single
Band put on hiatus, leader singer releases solo album. Caulfield don't release anything for three years. Band returns to a more straightforward rock sound, golden era over.
1990 - "The Hang of It"/"The Young Folks" - single
1990 - "The Magic Foxhole" LP
1991 - Caulfield IV EP
1991 - "The Children's Echelon" LP
Guitarist quits, band splits up
2003 - "Caulfield, An Introduction" Anthology

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Nice

lol cool man

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Blizzards of woods of cold

1993
upon the frostbitten colds of the arctic tundra (demo)
2000
prevailers ov darkness
2000
live in the forezts of old calling the deadly pagan spirits of akkalah the human body ov ancient wind spirits orc snot majikal chvrch burning hel revived in to spiritz unknown
2000
tyrannical wolvz eating the flesh of paraplegic vamyrez

2008
return to the hall ov the casztle of hel

2011
>band member dies in suspicious manner
>'split up'

2016
> new singer called 'Beelzebub' or some shit
Return to the auscwitz of frozen nightmarez in hel

...

cool bands guys

we're already too delusional as it is, this thread is dangerous

kek
i love black metal but it's kinda laughable when today's bands still follow these traditions, especially when they're not even european. makes me take them less seriously - at first anyway.

Celeste Ann Arthur, folk singer-songwriter
1960 - Celeste Ann Arthur
1960 - Celeste Ann Arthur II
1961 - Live in Manchester
1961 - Circle of Friends
1961 - Songs of Yesteryear
1962 - The Songs I Loved So Well
1962 - Outrageous Fortune
1962 - Round About Mid-Day
1962 - Hark (Christmas)
1963 - Into the Fray
1963 - Live in Europe
1963 - Scenes from a Childhood
1964 - Funeral Bells
Takes a break for the entire year, Circle of Friends becomes a hit for Peter, Paul & Mary
1965 - Lessons Learned from a Sabbatical
Joins Brill Building to write pop songs, writes a string of hits, puts singing career on hiatus
1970 - All the People
1972 - Miss Arthur & Her Circle of Friends
1975 - High Hopes
After her career doesn't gain traction, she retires indefinitely

NOFX

1989 - S&M Airlines
1991 - Liberal Animation
1994 - Punk in Drublic
2001 - Surfer

It would be amazing if someone had a band description for the boys.

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Freen in Green:

2015 - The Planet is Dead EP
2017 - Event Horizon
2017 - Green Planet Adventures!
2019 - The Rise and Fall of Freen in Green
2022 - Greatest Shits and a few good songs
2034 - Reunion Tour Live Album
2050 - Animation was overrated anyway

I like this one the most

Thanks

>The Long Miles

1971 - Far Away (Demo/Pop-Rock)
1973 - The Fast Lane (Glam Rock, Rise to fame)
1974 - Kilometers (Glam Rock/Experimental - Stardom)
1976 - guitarist dies from overdose mid-Tour in Munich/ German guitarist Klaus hired
German influenced phase
1977 - Elektrik Orgasm (Highly experimental album - electronic/synthesizer Kraftwerk-like music)
1978 - Unter den Linden (Continuum of Elektrik Orgasm)
1979 - Die Linie (Live Album)
1980 - Drummer leaves due to heavy synth use on the upcoming project
1080 - God is Dead (Highly experimental album - critical and commercial failure)
1982 - Band announces break up, lead singer makes mediocre solo career as 80s pop singer)
1985 - Golden Miles (Best Of Compilation - CD Remaster)
1991 - Rebirth (back-to-roots album/ new rhythm section)
1991 - Kilometers (Remaster)
1991 - 1993 Successful world tour
1993 - Elektrik Orgasm / Unter den Linden (Remaster double album + never released bonus tracks)
1995 - Unofficial disband due to tour fatigue
1995-2014 Every now and then some compilation album
2015 - Singer dies, return to stardom - album sales increases dramatically

Nobody will believe me but remember when we memed vaporwave and mallcore into being

Kanye
watch the door

the jews

2000-oy vey
2002- annoying jew fro
2005- rodent face
2008- we control the world
2010- bleeding baby penis