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Unconventional ways to kill a person
Let's see how Sup Forums thinks.
Unconventional ways to kill a person
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using a gun
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forcing them to eat a fuck load of glass
Zip tie arms on the bag, plastic bag over head and then gaffer tape. Simple and effective, reduces chance their dna will make it onto you.
arrow made out of ice. you'll never get caught.
not bad
a tissue box
KGB used ice to suffocate people without leaving evidence
Go ice skating with them. While skating run into them and accidentally tackle them making sure they hit head first on the ice. Brain contusions and deadly concussions will occur. When getting up "accidentally" use their throat to push yourself up, denying the brain any more oxygen.
icicle in neck. evidence will melt
Controlled gas leak in the night , duh.
Make them fall in love with a girl who has a month left to live
Really? Thats fucking sick
Im gonna go hang myself with a rop made of ice now
what difference would it make if you used a normal arrow?
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Shit was cash in soviet russia
Shoot them with a gun made of ice. The bullets are also ice. Ice.
>this guy
tie them to a chair.
put a hose in their butt
pump them full of water untill they either drown or their intestines break.
Drive drunk and kill their younger brother who just got his license. They'll kill themselves over guilt a month later.
Wouldn't work dumb ass
light them on fire with fire made of ice
Really?
With a big ass ice truck
This
If I eat this glass you have to be my slaves for a years
Really really faggot
Hit them with a sun made of ice.
Really really?
ice them with ice on an ice with ice while ice to ice because ice
tell them to meet me in a neighborhood filled with black ice.
1 atom of plutonium will kill someone, impossible to find naturally, but with some YouTube videos and some time, you can make your own
but the glass has to be made of ice
you wont be caught
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I SAID ICE
Get Vanilla Ice to beat them to death with Ice Cube.
really really really faggot
Trying way to hard. Thread is dead.
kill them with an atom of plutonium made of ice
what about 1 atom of ice?
Ice them with Ice made of Ice.
Vanilla Ice will get framed for the murder, you will never be caught
no such thing as an atom of ice. has to be an atom of plutonium made of ice.
Really really really?
OMG brilliant!!!!
>pick your target
>look them up, talk to their friends, learn about them, their hobbies, their interests
>learn their commute to work
>when no one is home, explore their house
>look into every nook and cranny, every possible hiding place
>sniff their clothes, get to know their scent
>you must be able to find them in the dark
>plan exactly what time they will be home
>lie in wait
>victim gets home
>open the door
>get on the floor
>stab them with a knife made of ice
>no evidence
tell said person to develop a purely plutonic relationship with the opposite sex
Yeah, but plutonium is hard to come by, so how about a frozen relationship made of a plutonium atom made of ice?
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could you make a bullet made of ice? will it resist the blast?
Step by step, day by day
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Just wait patiently for 50 years or so.
Hey guys. Just thought I'd stop by this thread and invite myself in.
lol 1 atom...
Put a rag with ice on it over their mouth, put them to the trunk of a car made out of ice, drive off to a frozen lake made of ice. Using a hatchet made out of ice dig a big hole into the icy lake, bury the body and wait for it to freeze. In summer when there's no ice the ice is actually replaced with water therefore the corpse will capsize.
convince them of the absurdity of existence. they'll either adopt an absurdist lifestyle and you'll no longer want to kill them, they'll kill themselves, or they'll spend so much time in denial that they might as well be dead.
> without evidence
Ice is gonna freezer burn human flesh. Any half assed corner could spot it. KGB.
Staple the tongue to their chest and force feed them sparrows
Kill them with a relationship made of ice that has only one month to live
Good thing that guy's head was in the way or the first dude would've cut off his thumbs.
Would just like to point out that that guy would have smashed his fingers.
Death by colonic rupture and subsequent hemorrhaging
pick them up with a crane made of ice and drop them. crane will melt, no evidence.
let them breath powdered silica so it slices their lungs up
Hahaha dam Internet has it all, don't show Iran
This fucking thread.
Good job OP.
thanks dude
>btw this post is made of ice so there won't be any evidence
force them to live in an igloo
ice bed
ice table and chairs
ice tv
ice xbox
ice dog
ice toilet
feed them ice breakfast lunch dinner
On a central air exhaust system reverse the fan. It'll pump the house full of CO2. It'll look like an accident.
But some dry ice or liquid nitrogen and make them breathe it in. They pass out. Freezes their lungs they die.
Party at a pool. Get their clothes stuck in the intake at the bottom. drowned.
Fill them with pcp and let them out in traffic.
underrated
There are hotels like that. Shit's probably expensive.
I volunteer!
Change the fabric of universe itself to a piece of ice.
Shaq?
Lol. I'm a veteran, still in great shape. You are an overweight internet warrior who thinks of doing something, but have no guts. I highly doubt you have even hit anybody in your life. I have over 5 years of various martial arts behind me , as well as some moderate success in mma fights. Your experience doesn't mean shit as you have none.
Make them ride an escalator in China
Replace all their blood with water then put them into a freezer ultimately turning the water in their veins into ice. No evidence.
Eat an iceberg. You are now made of ice and will leave no evidence ever.
> this is how the Germans sank the titanic
Force feed them 30g of Psilocybin mushrooms
people are made of 80% water so it shouldnt be hard
Over 9000 confirmed martial arts
i order da big brekfas
That video made me sad...
Exactly, the other 20% is just ice
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a lot of people with 5 years of martial arts behind them around here.
mid-range cringe dbaggerry shit right here.
Ice bullets fired from an ice gun within an ice getaway vehicle. Also ice clothing and be made of ice.
You really think that ice shit is funny, how about turn your posts into ice that way there is no evidence of this shitposting
witnessed
that was on my birthday last year
What would that feel like holy fuck
This guys sure hates ice. Someone probably killed his family member with a dagger made of ice and left no evidence.
How can I possibly hold all these martial arts?
It is funny
Cunt
Slip on ice and fall off a bridge
Drain cleaning residue in drinking glass
with kindness
With cloves. In the nostrils
You're exactly right, he came in...mr.ice with a ice gun made out of ice, killed my family in cold blood....left, last words he said to me after he iced my family was... "it was n-ice to meet you". Now, i lurk through the night behind my mask, trying to find him. I now realize ice leaves no evidence. It chills me to my core. Now i go to syria and fight iceis