You are in the club with your friends and this guy slaps your ass. What you do /b ?

you are in the club with your friends and this guy slaps your ass. What you do /b ?

He gave me a high five so what

Kick him in the nuts. Don't care how big he is, that still hurts.

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Yell "Alluh Aukbar!" and grab my date running away looking at him as if he said it.

He denies it as the cops arrest him and take him away. I plead up my convincing story of how I saw him say it and how he was threatening me as a white christian american.

Many keks as homeland security takes him away.

If that guy slaps me? Probably be killed

Get instantly hard then start ramming my cock in his asshole. I enjoy gay sex

ask him how much synthol he used.

You evil son of a bitch, I like you!

Nothing, because this guy is dead.

he's a fatty shit i kick him in the balls and i stab him with my knife

His muscle mass I'd too much, therefore he'd be very slow in a fight

Will get my spear and finally avenge Ellia.

pffffft

ask him to smash my boy pucci in the bathroom

Use this one.

I tell him to back the fuck up unless he wants a knuckle sandwich.

Laugh at the fact that he is so insecure he injects his arms with half the fucking oil in Iran to look like a disgusting beast.

Lick his nipples

Bigger guys are just bigger targets
Nothing extra scary about them

Rather this guy than a skinny dude with ligaments of steel punching holes through me like a knife through cardboard

Throw him out a moving car

Run, there's probably a drone and I want to be out of the blast radius.