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cara

Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people

This 2bh

We just had a gf edition

i hope one day we'll stop hating one another so much... this political turmoil is tearing me apart at he seams (I am a very empathetic person)

getting a tumour removed from my calf muscle
right in the middle of it too, apparently

NEED these boxers lads.

marina

embrace it laddo

why are games so bad now
why is all media so bad now
I hate America now

Ahh yes a fellow radical centrist

moar leather skirts

Australians don't actually surf

What age is too old to eat MacDonald's?

Planning to do the ol' cide soon, not sure if i should leave a note though. Seems a bit runtish.

You don't

>tfw no gf
Wake up somedays and feel like i am emotionally missing something , get a deep feeling of loneliness

wuuuuuuuuuu

BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE

MY HOUSE!

*kills myself*
*leaves note*
goodbye to everyone except yanks

Think that's pleather

I did as a kid, but like all things I gave up

I saw a sign for PEGIDA today, didn't know that was still a thing.

you don't see trump supporters making racist jokes

Because America is hell so you'll see them soon haha

NEW

the 'ar

alri aUFWrvVy

>Thank you for learning Russian, please accept this complementary GF

How do you react?

Why do you build me up (build me up)
Buttercup baby, just to let me down

This happened about 9 years ago on July 5th. We had some extra fire works so we decided to grab a few beers and launch them off. I was living on the north shore of Long Island at the time and at the end of my road was a 100 foot cliff with stairs to the beach. Along the sides of the cliff there was a trail. On the left side you have 100 foot drop to the beach, on the right, a large State Park. There's nothing for a good 4 miles into the Park.

We finish up with the fireworks at around 3am and decide to head back home (forgot to mention it's just me and my 2 good friends). We're just bullshitting / cracking jokes as we walk when we hear some leaves ruffeling on our left. We weren't freaked out at first, big state park with a ton of deer. About 5 minutes later we hear more ruffeling, but it's for a longer period and sounds distinctly like someone walking. We stop to listen, but as soon as we stop, the ruffeling stops. We were too stupid to bring a flashlight and this was before flashlights on cell phones so all we had was the light from the screen. We make it about 50 more feet and all the sudden we hear the ruffeling again, this time it's right on top of us and a man comes out of the woods. It was extremely dark, but we could see that this man was wearing a pin stripe suit, matching top hat, and thin rimmed circular glasses. He just looked at us and said, "Hello, good evening Gentlemen". We hauled ass and never looked back. Ran for about 3 minutes before we reached the end of the trail.

To this day I have no idea why that man would deep in the woods, alone, in a full fucking suit, at 3am. Still gives me chills just typing this story out.

Tell us a joke Thailad

can I trade it

*inhales a big lungful of air*
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Ask if she has a brother x

the gf

>not 2D
into the trash it goes

NO!

THAIIIIIIIIIIIIII LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

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why the FUCK are you awake you pathetic neet scum

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in uni on break

Think I might be gay.

I went to bed early because I'm a good boy

are you okay?

Because it's not even 2 yet

This happened to a friend of mine, and was verified by her sister and girlfriend.
The three of them were camping in an area in southern Utah (sorry I don't remember the exact location), and it was during the fall/early winter so it got dark very early, around 5:00. When it started getting dark the three of them built a fire and sat around it, just talking and eating, normal stuff.

Everything was fine for a while, but they started to hear this weird chirping noise. She described it to me as a kookaburra call slowed down. They got kind of freaked out at this point because it didn't sound like any regular animal. They also kept noticing rustling/movement out of the corners of their eyes but could never see what was making it.

After a while they went to bed, and everything was fine until my friend was woken up in the middle of the night to see what looked like hands pressed up against the outside of her tent, and she heard a weird wet breathing sound (like when someone has a stuffy throat and kind of wheezes while breathing). She said she was so scared she couldn't talk, but was able to wake up her sister. They stayed quiet and eventually the hand prints kind of just faded away.

In the morning they wanted to get the hell out of there, so they started packing up their stuff at sunrise. My friend looked around where the hand prints had been, and saw a trail of long, skinny footprints leading up to their campsite, but not away from it.
Her and her sister aren't the kind to bullshit around, so I believe that this really happened. To this day she's convinced it was a skinwalker.

Good choice

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

These really made consider some things

>Perth
FUCK OFF
Only the eastern states are permitted to post on this site

why?

Alri Zhao

Did you guys like my art project?

fag

yes

Brisbane > the rest of australia

Saw a man's butt that I wanted to shag.

ur flag looks tiny WTF

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the bf

>manspreads over to you

sounds a bit gay
One of those femboys?

still can't decide on which selfie to use
will post them all later when the yanks are off x

Half Australian

Was going to ask for advice, but some things you just have to work out for yourself.

Also /brit/ gives shit advice

ah yes those gay men on the right

Pics?

smashed bollocks on toast

post karens

Has there been a porn star born in 1999 yet

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post them now

>crossing your legs like that
bit gay

das grill's bum...

that's the real red pill mein niggers

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

After I had my wisdom teeth removed my senior year of high school, I had the worst time with pain medication. When I was awake, everything seemed slow and my body felt weak. When I was asleep I had vivid nightmares. I kept dreaming that I was getting vivisected in a white room with paintings of flowers on the walls; specifically the flowers were red tulips and yellow daisies, all done in an impressionist style. If I looked down in the dream i could see my organs. It was horrible.The minute I could stop taking the medication I flushed the rest down the toilet (which is not something you should ever do, by the way. Find a drug drop or something please). It had me fucked up for a long time.

Anyway, fast forward a year. I'm in my first year of college, and I've been feeling lethargic and crabby. The college health center ordered a blood test, and as the nurse practitioner led me back to the room where they would draw my blood, guess what I saw? White walls with the same damned flower paintings from my vivisection nightmares. I almost began to panic, so I withdrew my agreement and requested to go have the blood tests done at a clinic when I was back home later that week.
There are probably plenty of explanations for why, but it scared the hell out of me at the time and remains the creepiest thing that happened to me l--or should I say didn't happen to me.

Pretty feminine ya

Didn't save it but trust me it was a good butt, for a man.

that arse is fuckin ace

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me and me mate had a bit of an argument lads

I dont get this meme

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>Melbourne
FUCK OFF

>arse

hahah what the fuck?

Staying in a motel with my wife one night, she falls asleep really quickly but for me it takes a while to drift off to sleep. So I'm lying there in the dark for a while and I distinctly hear a voice coming from somewhere in the room quietly, though just above a whisper, say: "I think they're asleep now." - Immediate fright response; I bolt out of bed, turn on all the lights and start frantically searching the room; I look in the bathroom behind the shower curtain, under the bed... nothing. It's a one room motel room, the door is bolted shut, there's nobody else in the room. My wife is now freaked because of my actions.

What I experienced is called a Hypnagogic Hallucination; a not an uncommon experience during the initial stages of sleep. But if I had not known what that was I would have thought the room was haunted.

jewish

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My only complaint about wisdom teeth removal and painkillers is that they did not give me enough.

*looks*

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How many teeth did they remove? I have to get 4 removed soon

Is it a bad experience? Does the high from the medicine make you talk rubbish

>he doesn't have a full set of teeth that fit comfortably in his mouth

ultimate runt

it makes you say some funny stuff haha

would heem you and scavenge your teeth

this

might have to get one plucked though due to cavities haha what am i like