How to tell if a conversation with a grill is going well, Sup Forums?

How to tell if a conversation with a grill is going well, Sup Forums?

If it's smoking your meat.

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typically in conversation, one way to make it more intimate is with physical contact. I suggest you put your hand on the grill. By doing so, you will be able to tell if the grill is hot or cold. If hot, its going well; if not, try to kindle the flame with a few ice breakers and a little bit of lighter fluid.

What about over text?

Danke for the advice user

If she doesn't use pepper spray it's going well!

She only used a taser. Is that still okay?

That's still better than average, so yeah

Send her a picture of your dog and "accidentally" send a dick pic. If it's going well she'll play it off flirty

Well done user

>How to tell if a conversation with a grill is going well, Sup Forums?
...by not having to wonder if it's going well.

grills cant text

Is this pic sexy enough to send?

they would like this one better

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>Is your dick currently in her mouth?
>If yes, then yes.
>If no, then no.

She knows I'm not asian, man

What if I don't have a dog? Will cats work?

No, you ask for HER pussy, moron. Don't send or your own else things will go badly.

1. She talks in a higher tone
2. She makes physical contact
3. Her pupills get bigger looking at you
4. She will laugh at almost any (bad) joke you make

What about over text? Is it a good sign if she's asking lots of questions and is typing longer messages than me?

no those are terrible signs kill yourself faggot