British """""""beaches""""""""

British """""""beaches""""""""

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>tfw your beaches are only getting worse and worse

But your whole country is a single bea-nevermind.

Had a swim here last week lad

Stop it

Algarobo is better on this, is not it?

Uses a pebble beach as example....likely on east coast..

Real British beaches however.... come with soft sand, clean water, and actual history too.

poor lad

island nation

Nigga who gives a shit about history, all we want is to see some cracking birds in bikinis

someone said beaches ?

Australia has some really shitty beaches
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>greying sand
>"""""beach""""""

>Cuckbourne
>British Propaganda

If you go to city beaches in general you're a pleb so I'm glad they get typhoid.

That looks shit and cold tbqh

I want Beaches. Hurry the fuck up global warming

Where are the waves? Looks like a kiddies' pool

but there are rocks on that beach too

And what mate!!!!

You don't know real depression if you've not visited Brighton in winter. The entire town is moribund, half of the shops are closed waiting for better days and even the beach full of rocks is a big fuck you. An authentic insight in the British mindset.

nice

Most are shit, but they have a few round Cornwall that are alright. The problem is there's probably only five days in summer when they're even close to being warm enough to swim in,

At least you guys have that cool pool in Valparaiso

And the only exciting thing to do on this beach is taking pics of the French coast.

Actually they have a big gay scene where you can take French boys on a date ;)

that place looks painful
it that even sand or just a rock?

Why are your beaches so shit?You're an island with a warmer climate

>his country doesn't have a pink sand beach

Why even live?

>tfw when your area has spectacular beaches, but the ocean is too fucking cold, so you have to go to much crappier river/lake beaches if you actually want to swim for any length of time

british beaches aren't as fancy
but at least we don't have jellyfish or other marine life that kill you just by touching them unlike Australia
that's a pretty good trade-off

Can't stand tourist trap beeches
Sands always filled with cigarette butts, its disgusting

>Those fucking """"beaches"""""
Is this how the Brits won the Anglo-Spanish war?

this is a tide pool

:3

Some of the best English beaches I've seen are up in Northumberland. It's just that the water is a bit... brisk.

I got taken out of it watching the new Macbeth film because I recognised bamburgh castle as soon as it showed up and I knew it wasn't in Scotland

Are you the other Tasmanian on Sup Forums?

>he pulls le history card when talking about a fucking beach

yeah sorry mate you can't use that here

:3

>implying they won

Come NZ, we have beaches and aquatic life that won't instantly murder you. Plus, we're white!

they're everywhere, but they're easily recognisable

implying we don't have literally thousands of pristine beaches that people rarely go to

>literally thousands of pristine beaches
And each one of them is infested either by sharks, nightmarish jellyfishes or other deadly critters.
The only dangerous thing about British beaches is the low water temperature.

A peaceful beach

Comfy AF bro

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>british bitches

You guys can just use our beaches. Remember to spend lots of money.
Especially you

You need to go to the south-west of England to get the big waves - Cornwall and Devon.

>"How can these bitches be naked out in the cold?"
>remember pic related

We have beaches like this too. We have every beach imaginable.

This is true. We have thousands of miles of coastline, whatever beach you want you can find it. Of course the water isn't exactly going to be warm.

Beaches are nice if calm and not overwhelmed by tourists, so that's a plus.

sheeeeet, why do you even go to Spain

St. Ives is nice.

The best beach in the world is Brighton beach.
prove me wrong

pro tip, you can't

>St. Ives
kek didn´t know palm trees grow in england

Separates the men from the boys m8. All these ponces scared of little pebbles.

we used to have a bretty gd seaside holiday industry, but then flights around europe became cheap as fuck and everyone stopped thinking about these places

woooooo! beaches!!!

Fucking gulfstream, I swear.

They get less light though

Is England warm enough for palm trees?

jesus, what kind of people decide to live in places like that?

Having been to Brighton alot I will say only that the beach might be nice, but its unfortunately the last place in england that still seems to have the early 2000s chav

Literally go to the beach every weekend

Obviously in certain parts of the country yeah. I imagine certain types of palm trees are hardier than others.

*skin cancer intensifies*

humans mostly

I hear terrible things about this place from Australians, despite how lovely it looks in pictures.

it's mostly the pretty deprived working class from surrounding towns Tbh. Lancing, Eastbourne, Newhaven etc. they're pretty much everywhere in the small towns of sussex/kent. where do you live?

Why can't nips swim?

what do you do on the beach?

...

it's full of bogans who think they're rich

Yeah, It's in Queensland.

>implying this isn't cosy

oh it's not that bad. aside from that one massacre its been pretty peachy here

>drive to the beach
>there's nothing to do there except for sleeping and being semi-conscious under the scorching sun or swimming in unbearably cold water
>that's what normies do to entertain themselves

I live half an hour drive away from what is basically a gigantic beach and I don''t see the appeal of it.
Mocking foreigners on Sup Forums is 10x more exciting.

at least we can go in the sea without being killed within 2 seconds cunt

>isle of harris

Quite far north then. Looks nice and I bet the water is freezing.

most people don't go to beaches in the middle of nowhere. they go to beaches with towns/city nearby, they go to clubs, nice restaurants, play watersports

Scotland here to save the day again.

Stop being such a pussy

I don't get the appeal of just sitting there doing nothing either. I'd prefer to go off exploring or at least play some sports on the beach.

I bet you'd you wear sandals or shoes if you went to a pebbled beach lmao.

rate belgium's finest

Rough and rocky, like Brexit :^)

in my honest opinion Greece is god-tier for beaches

Those buildings look like Syria pre-obliteration.

>implying I'd go to an inferior pebbled """"""""""beach""""""""""

looks exactly like one of the islands i passed on the way to santorini

Nice waves

Suck my cock beachniggers

>that far north
Water would probably freeze my nutsack

It's western Crete

I don't like sandy beaches. Croatian beaches look ideal.

Better than being eaten by spiders and sharks in 50 degree heat.

Syria and Europe have a lot in common.

No it isn't