Hi Sup Forums does anyone know a hitman to kill this a kid? I don't care if they charge extra or whatever

Hi Sup Forums does anyone know a hitman to kill this a kid? I don't care if they charge extra or whatever.


Jacob Sartorius.


He rakes in the money while I'm sitting here a NEET virgin with no accomplishments and nothing to live for.


So my plan is to blow all of my savings (about 15k) on a hit and then hang myself.


It's because I'm jealous that a 12 year old talentless fuck like himself has a better life than me and has been ridiculously successful despite him having no talent just dumb luck.


I think it's the way he looks as well, just makes me want to kill myself. And him.


Not even joking. Hit me up Sup Forums.
Also trips wins a picture of Emma Watson which I found on google.

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try finding shit on the hidden wiki i assume you have tor?

Just do it yourself and give me the 15k for giving you the idea

most hitmen on the deepweb dont kill below 16

i suggest: start by making his life hell find the state he lives in and swat him a ton of times, pretend to be a girls his age and try to get in contact with him and bully him, then try and get him killed

Why would you kill a faggot?

Is this what kids are up to nowadays? Posing in front of a camera making the gayest expressions possible

why not try making something of yourself?

FBI here we are watching you.

Yeah he makes cancer music videos and its just a fucktonne of autotune which daddy paid for


he's currently third from the top of the youtube music chart with what I can only describe as the culmination of STDs in the form of sound waves. And he makes a fucking killing doing this and making gay poses

He is the Justin Bieber of 2010.

Dude, how the fuck is that little faggot making more money than a Sup Forums m8.

All the shit he does is just move his lips in front of a camara and do the most gayiests faces in the fucking world.

(Sorry for bad english, peruvian fag here)

Take 5k go to a programing bootcamp get good paying job right out of school hack his facebook put gay flags and shit save the remaining 10 k for a down payment on house?

You act like as if his whole entire fan base isn't a bunch of prepubescent and mentally ill little girls. Is that what you're jealous of op? The fact that this boy is drowning in fresh virgin puss puss just makes you so salty huh? Fucking pedo, get a life that doesn't revolve around other people's

Remember to stream it or take pics so we can watch you kill him

It's not all becouse of the pussy, he makes a shitload of money just doing the most retarded things that any 12 yo could do

Peruvian fag

If you get to kill him, or the hitman, post timestamp

You don't need a hitman you need a hooker

Go on the deepweb there's hit man services on the initial hidden wiki.

*knock knock knock*

Why not just kill him yourself?

See these are the kinds of threads that get me to keep returning to Sup Forums. Thank you OP.

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Why not just do it yourself? If you're not planning to get away it should be pretty easy. Just wait until he goes on another one of his tours and then book a trip there with your weapon of choice. Or just track him down yourself.

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bumping for interest

Successful people raise themselves up, unsuccessful people try to tear others down. OP you are literally the worst faggot I have ever seen on this website. A lot of you other faggots are faggots too. God dammit get out of the basement and go play basketball or something. Get off the internet and quit being a pathetic fucking excuse of a piece of human filth. This kid has done absolutely nothing wrong you go full autism rage mode.

Could you imagine if you were him, just out to lunch with your dad and for seemingly no reason at all, some pasty white angry kid walked up to you and starting mauling you to death with a police baton? Get conscious kid and enjoy your life. Stop it with this bullshit.

Go to one of his concerts and pull a grimmie

either bait or OP is a reckless faggot...

>mauling you to death with a police baton
>mauling
>police baton
>a blunt weapon
>mauling

Fuckin' honeypots. All of 'em. Your chances of finding a hitman on the deepweb are marginally more than finding one on the clearnet.

I think I've had enough autism for today.

I bet you come here for the trap porn, because if you stick around youll find out that this is a site revolved around stupid fake shit. Newfag

What even is this gif

Fear not OP, when WW3 comes and the country breakes out into a riot, he will be one of the first killed.
Autotune and gay picture posing aint shit in the apocalypse

So, tell me how zombies could be real.

Since when did apocalypse = zombies? There could be a nuclear apocalypse ya know

I'll do it for those 15k

heres my email

[email protected]

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Goddamn you are patjetic, OP. Just skip the murder and hang yourself since you will never contribute to society or the genethe gene pool. Fucking loser.

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>Sup Forums.

>being this new

My summerfag detection ray is off the charts!

Do it OP, I love you

Reported. Rot in hell loser.

Faggot

Degenerate nigger. You're less than afterbirth.

>being this much of a faggot

OP is a god

confirmed as a little bitch
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both of you stop this arguing right now and apologize to eachother young men!

>asks to have a child murdered.
>gets called out on his scumbag existence.
>AD HOMINEM!
Summer is fun huh sport?

I'm not OP newfag

OP is a jealous NEET that's destined for a noose, why don't you join him?

Shhh you know you want OP to go through with this, what could you possibly lose besides another little faggot being merked for the lull

You're equally shitty, pick a corner and die in it.

Shhh, your autism is showing.

Go suck off Jacob Fagtorious underage faggot

>merked for the lull

Wow it's summer in here.

Pull the dick out of your mouth before speaking, nigger.

Here's an idea, get a life and stop being jealous of kids you sad fuck.

>A lot of you other faggots are faggots too
>faggots are faggots
>.....

White, in college

>faggot

You possibly may be
>right

Why don't you try making yourself a somebody, OP? Anyone can do it. I know you can do it OP. Just start of slow, work at a gas station, and work your way up. You can do it. I believe in you.

>get gun
>go to his tour
>kill him
>shoot yourself
>????
>profit

Yeah this.... honestly this is how most Presidents and Politicians are killed if you think about it, they get killed during their speech/tour etc

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DO DO DO IT

Shut the fuck up and let OP do this!
BUMP

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