Ask a normal guy with a wife, two sons, a house and a good job anything

Ask a normal guy with a wife, two sons, a house and a good job anything.

Today is my 40th birthday.

Which one of your sons is trying to trap in that picture?

It's my wife before she was my wife and had my two sons.

happy birthday!
I hope you get steak & a BJ tonight

are you happy?

Thank you!

Got a bj first thing this morning. Had a pee boner...here's hoping I peed a bit when I came.

May you stick a sharpie in your pooper, please?

So, user, hows sex at 40's? I was afraid to lose the drive at the 30's but it did´nt happen.

Most of the time, yeah.

I have anxiety which I take low doses of buspirone for.

Well...I just hit 40, so I'm not sure yet.

My dick still works but I have to abstain from porn for a day if I want to fuck my wife.

What's your job?

Man, tat sounds harsh. And what anxietys do you have now?

Forensic tech for a major clearing firm.

I have health anxieties. I worry about being here for my kids.

The meds work pretty well though.

>normal guy
>wife
>children
>house
>good job

When you have such a nice life and all, why do you feel the need to communicate with a bunch of weird, anonymous strangers on the internet?
Why are you on Sup Forums, let alone on Sup Forums?

Haha a good question.

How does it feel to know that you never achieved greatness?

What's it like knowing your wife is getting black dick on the side

What did you have for breakfast today?

If you're on this board, it's implied that you are in fact not normal.

WTF IS THIS REDDIT?!?!? TITS OR GTFO!!!!!

I've been coming to Sup Forums since like 2003-04...it's amusing.

I'm fine with it.

33 here

Three kids, wife, happy life

I'm here for the shitposting

Eggs and toast.

How have you not killed yourself yet, I'm surprised I even manage to celebrate my 20th birthday.

If she found time to get black dick on the side, I think I'd be impressed.

The kids take up all our free time

What are you eating tonight?

Cheers

What guns you have?
Do you have that cancerous fuck boy haircut?
What's your CSGO rank?

Chicago style Pizza.

I don't want to die. I love my kids and my wife. I want to be here.

What do you fap to?

damn son, i'm 41 with no wife/kids, a house and an okay job (refinery - travel too much to settle down. also too much foreign poon to not say no too).

how's your health?
how badly did your wife blow up when she got the ring, and later after having 2 kids?
do you hide your porn?

also happy birthday.

No guns.
Shave head.
Don't play that. I do Destiny.

are you sure the kids are yours? I mean really sure both of them are.

Did you guys have a "break" at any time in your relationship?

Sure, but when you were younger.

Congratulations on being white!

Do you think marry your wife was a good choice? Was worth it?

Health is ok. Blood pressure is creeping up but diet and exercise keep it in check.

Wife is skinny. That's her ass in the op pic. She has stretch marks and her tummy isn't tight like before but I don't care. She still looks great.

I do hide porn, but rarely watch the stuff on hard drives. I just stream everything. It's nice when she blows me while I watch it.

Dad, I didn't know that you browsed Sup Forums

>If she found time to get black dick on the side, I think I'd be impressed
cuck waiting to happen

Hey Op - serious question: I was at the same point - perfect job, nice income, nice wife, we planted to have children - on month later I lost her. The next girl I lost also and now im old as fuck (33) ...

How long did it take to finde the perfect girl? Is there still any hope out there?

One of my sons is a clone of me. The other one has features of mine but looks like his mom. I'm not worried about it.

No breaks in relationship. No real fights either, other than small bickering over dumb shit. I'm an asshole, and she's super patient.

Found the single guy, without kids

It's pretty great.

You forgot straight and from the suburbs.

Yep. I miss banging other chicks but it's really not a big deal.

no kids, don't want them and just wrote a 250k check to make wife number 2 to go away so I will be single.

What's an average day for you? Also more nudes.

Haha yeah man. I think you missed the point of what I said.

you do realize when your sons are grown and leave the house she will have an affair you may or may not find out about.

Hi OP, if you can answer me this I'd greatly appreciate it

I'm currently NEET and I'm obsessed with the idea of getting bigger and stronger and being able to fight people. I just feel so fucking pathetic and small and like nothing.

I keep thinking maybe I should go out and commit some crime so they'll lock me up, I'll learn how to toughen up, I'll work out 24/7 and get tough as fuck.

How do you stay on the straight and narrow like you have? I just fucking hate being fucked over by other people and that's what happened in my last job and I just couldn't take it any more. Thanks if you can answer.

Dude. I'm really sorry to hear that. What horrible luck.

Of course there's hope, man. Just be you and it will happen again.

Here 31 more or less good job, beautiful wife and two little monsters haha just posting to follow the thread

What do you regret most?

Pretty normal.
Go to gym
Go to work
Pick up kids from daycare
Play vidya while wife makes dinner
Eat dinner
Play with kids
Put them to bed
Night time stuff

Rinse repeat.

Have you ever had to deal with her being unfaithful?

Does it ever get boring?

Hapy birthday m8 :)

I suppose anything is possible.

im sure I will too. Shit. I already go to Asian massage parlors whenever I can...which is a few times a year.

thank you user for asking. we all know it will happen and why marriage and kids a losing proposition

Do you feel complete?
how does it feel to live up to societies standars?

Dude I'm really sorry to hear that.

I'm not the guy to answer that. I've had it pretty good and don't want to fight anybody.

I wish it weren't true...

Have you ever put your penibs in the fridge?

Cheers!

Not finishing college when I was younger.

I'm in school now while working full time and helping raise the kids. It's stressful and cuts into my vidya

Did you ever have a problem with finding your identity? Did you ever feel lost at any point in your life?

Haven't had to deal with it.

Honesy, it's not something I even worry about.

What's your net worth?

What's your net worth excluding primary residence?

Care to adopt another in the family, dad?
>inb4 pizza is my weakness

No time to be bored, user.

my mother cheated on my grandpa but he stayed with her, my mother cheated on my father and ran off with her boss, my favorite aunt cheated on my favorite uncle and we all found out the kid we thought was his wasn't. Every gf I ever had cheated. Still standing but it doesn't look promising.

>sons
>can clearly see vagina

Thanks user! Cheers

Don't be so insecure, dude.

So I have a gf of 8 years now, were engaged and have one son. When did you start to loose the sexual attraction to her and how do you get yourself to habe sex with her? Do you fantasize about something? Are you two adventurous in bed? How do you cope?

You mean she hasn't for damn sure or you're ok as long as you don't know

I don't know what complete feels like.

I'm constantly trying to learn new shit, so I don't know if I ever will.