This is my collection of dragon dildos

This is my collection of dragon dildos.

Trips decides which one I leave on my neighbor's doorstep to see what they do with it. Will record video and put it on Youtube.

Soda can

The pepsi

Is the can empty or full?

It's full

Pepsi can.

I would also like to know

Cut the bottom of the soda can, place green dildo over it

Roll

I'm trying to decide if I should get one of these.
Should i get on of the XL Rex toys?

Please advise

Make a mentos soda trap with dildo on top, so when he lift the dildo he will have a facial

Soda

Do you have any others? I don't suggest going with an XL for a first time anything unless you have some serious ass-stretching experience.

I have a medium Nox and it's the size of a pretty damn big cock, so an XL would be MASSIVE.

Definitely get the medium firmness though, don't get hard. It's pretty unpleasant, personally.

Also OP, do the soda can

I actually think your ready for a road cone by now, soon you'll be able to get an oil drum up there

rolling
Use the 1 on the far left.

The black one with blue and purple balls

Purple tongue on fire would be kewl

The horse cock

Roll for soda

Pepsi Can

I'm just joking though. I'm OP. I want to get the XL just for the sake of having an XL Rex. I don't play on taking the knot though, just up until the knot

Oh well you got more than I have. Go for the XL dude, I bet it's amazing.

I want one just to leave out on my counter when the apartment people who keep coming into my house show up.

Also rolling for soda.

Neighbors chicks or dicks?
Soda can

if you're just giving away toys, would you sell the blue/green gradient one for like 50USD?

Close

Rolling

what does the nox feel like? i might get a small nox.

>buying used dildo
enjoy your aids

The blue and green one

not if you soak it in bleach :p

silicone is non porous, so things don't get inside under the surface. you can clean most junk with a wet wipe, but you can sanatize it simply by boiling
>bleach
pls, user.

would you mind if it smells like poop a lil bit?

It's amazing. I have a Nox and David. As much fun as the knot on David is, Nox is way better, because the top half is about as wide as David's knot, and it just feels so good to stretch yourself and take it all the way in. Highly recommended.

you can get the smell out in the dish washer or by boiling it

Yeah, just boil it in a big pot, then throw it in the dishwasher (by itself!) for a cycle and it's good to go

soda

I was thinking about getting the tentacle for my gf. Is it good?

I don't find it very fun.
I hear girls like nova a lot

It didn't look like a good shape.

rolling for the tiny green one

again

The tentacle

nuts

rerolling
I need to see this video no matter who gets trips

You need to get a Rex

trips

I'm curious if that giant one next to the tentacle would even feel good. Also rolling for the tentacle.

reroll

so close, so far

It feels very nice

Are any of you actually chicks?

I'm starting to get a little worried.

Well when I put on a skirt I'm kinda like a girl.

i can confirm, sir, that i am a chicken. i painfully peck each key with my face and occasionally shit all over the furniture.

OP Here.
I'm not a chick but I am completely straight.
As in I am not attracted to men.
I am attracted to women

That's a dogs right? My girl has what looks like that but thinks it's a dragon

>You need to have a vagoo to enjoy toys

Also re rolling for the kelvin cause I was considering getting one.

Yes but I don't think that a straight white male would enjoy taking it up the ass...

the ops original post was a collection of bad dragon dildos. most of them have knots and not all of them are moddled in the spirit of dogs or dog-hybrids.

I don't like taking men's dicks up my ass.
I like anal play though

>There's a big difference between bein gay and bein optimistic, nigga.

I was looking at the site. I'm fairly certain it's razor the doberman looking at the pictures.

No, it's Rex. The razor is much smaller/shorter and I regret buying it.

Pepsi can

I don't mean the gun mounted one

roll
why the ragrets? its just a toy.

The pepsi one

rolling for horsecock

Any random one of OP's selection

Middle one

Dubs gets my girlfriends used tampon. Go for the middle one. Their hung like a dragon non-existant,

I thought I was the only one.