/TDF/ Final Stage 21 Champs Ulysses

FFS >no thread >20 km left

mfw

Post OC from this year lads and decide who wins meme prizes etc

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It's the women's race mate

No shit? Lmao my terrible mistake then, g-go puck

Men are the humans without breasts

Who /vos/ here

>commentators trying their best to make this interesting

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she's a cyclocrosser lad

last year was funny as fuck though, it was raining, bitches kept falling because they can't steer for shit

>parlez-vous francais
youtube.com/watch?v=X5hrUGFhsXo

Why don't the women just follow the Tour caravan for 3 weeks and start their races earlier, and for shorter distances?

That way ASO can share the cost of infrastructure, the women can ride for a bigger audience and get an actual proper Grand Tour

yeah i hate women

PAULINE PAULINE PAULINE

nah just women's cycling, they should stick to other sports, although that would mean there would be no cyclingfus to post during flat stages

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>for your average woman it goes - personality, physique, face, height, wealth/success

FUCKING LMAO.

Face it, face is EVERYTHING. HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME are literally ALL that matter.

>i'd like you if you were more muscular!
SAID LITERALLY NO WOMAN EVER. LMFAO.

Gymcels are so fucking stupid, seriously.

You can gymcel your ENTIRE LIFE but it won't change these SET IN STONE, GENETIC factors that MATTER THE MOST. Really the only way working out will make you look better is if you're already overweight and losing weight reveals previously hidden cheekbones/jawline, and therefore improves your FACE. Thinking women like guys with autistic bulging muscles is stupid as FUCK.

STATUS and MONEY may make women want to DATE you, but literally the ONLY THING that matters in terms of SEXUAL ATTRACTION are ALPHA LOOKS which means a good HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME.

Oh, and as for personality, just fucking LOL. Personality is just another word for looks. Chad stands in the corner of the room and says nothing. Women go crazy over how "mysterious" he is. You do the same and they call the police.

How much slower are the women compared to the men?

Do women care enough to dope?

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I like this copypasta, but go back to puahate.

I bet all these women only cycle because they like the way the seat feels on their pussy LOL women are all WHORES and fuckingg STUPID

>Neighbor thought it would be a good idea to start using his chainsaw at 6:30 am
>Well at least TDF is on soon
>JK it's not on till 10:30

kek

>Liesbet De Vocht casually saying she wants a male teamleader over a female teamleader because men are more calculated and less emotionally volatile

we did it lads

omg you guys are horrible
I really hope youre "joking" but i bet someve you arent :/

>be a woman
>crash on a straight wide road

it's 10:30 if you want to see a skeleton drinking champagne

I just want to see the sprint

CRASH

>wymen

r u in london?

chuuute. looks like a broken collarbone and a pregnancy LOL WOMEN

>Rabobank announces they're done with professional cycling due to doping in 2012
>Still sponsoring women
>Womens cycling isn't professional
Top bantz by Rabobank tbqh familia

They crashed everywhere last year too.

This is what happens when you get meme track cyclists to fill the gaps on the road.

bristol

Christ they're so slow

>snipers on top of the arc

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Will Vos complete the Dutch choke job?

Does this mean they are all clean?

>another crash

>cobbles are misogynists

It's like watching a bunch of Dumoulins

>best memes

1ª- Running skeleton
2º- Nairo "attack on the last week" quintana
3º- Vroome descent


absolute madman tier: live /tdf/ sign

>womyn

damn they are shit

CARNAGE

>Yates in 4th
>21 seconds away from the podium

this is carnage

Another fucking crash.

I like to watch the sprint and the start, in the middle we just kinda do whatever.

>pinot
still deserves an honorable mention

also, all these crashes, I told you

So is this the day Quintana attacks?

>women in chrage of not falling
Its like watching children play.

haha the 3rd in 5 minutes.

>female commentator says that they can't ride a bike and laughs

She is based as fuck.

44kph sprint, LOL

>wiggle high5

Imagine if it was like this in the men's peloton

>thighs on the winner
just imagine the power

Nah he's saving himself for the podium

sort of anticlimactic sprint but at least they didn't crash

Wow, chubbs actually won. And you mocked her. Shame on you lads

AMBALANCE!

Who are you guys betting on today?

I got 5 euros on Sagan. That fucker.

That's the average speed

Uh oh

Quintana

Only because there were so few of them left and they were going at Froome jogging pace.

>5agan

Isn't Cavendish still in the race? If so he is the best bet.

> doesn't even attempt an attack

rip

I bet she only has some road rash too, fucking pussies.

Kristoff for sure

LOL that bodyfat percentage would make her UNSUITABLE for any male SPORT are they even trying? FEMALE cylists eat PIZZA and earn BIG MONEY while you bust your ass off in the GYM for regionals.

That was bad, really bad. Some broken bones there.

He fucked it off before the Alps.

>We still have McClay

Someone hurry up and scrape these bleeding vaginas off the road so we can have the proper bike race

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>tfw you could be famous if you just cut off your penis

RACIST!

time to transition

cavendish ought lose his previous stage wins after quitting for no good reason ie medical. COWARDISH

Oh I must have missed that. Saving himself for the Olympics or just too fat to get over the hills?

olympics ofc. hes won on the chomps before

>and earn BIG MONEY
LOL
They are literally all cycling as a hobby while working other jobs you retard.
Big money?
Nigga pls

/tdf/ meme magic gave her this win. Get posted here and you're somebody.

>This fucking race

O-oh wow, everyone was kill.

lel

who here /gotfyckedbymosquitos/ yesterday?

wrong one but yep still funny.

Hard kek

Nice.

>realising porte would have come second if not for the puncture

being richie is suffering

Laughed so hard when it happened, he is running with a go pro too, hopefully the footage will surface

reminds me of this
attentionwhores btfo

>selfies

> taking selfies on the podium

Disgusting

can Cockhard actually make it today? He was 2nd last year