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Post OC from this year lads and decide who wins meme prizes etc
FFS >no thread >20 km left
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Post OC from this year lads and decide who wins meme prizes etc
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It's the women's race mate
No shit? Lmao my terrible mistake then, g-go puck
Men are the humans without breasts
Who /vos/ here
>commentators trying their best to make this interesting
Thread song: youtube.com
she's a cyclocrosser lad
last year was funny as fuck though, it was raining, bitches kept falling because they can't steer for shit
>parlez-vous francais
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Why don't the women just follow the Tour caravan for 3 weeks and start their races earlier, and for shorter distances?
That way ASO can share the cost of infrastructure, the women can ride for a bigger audience and get an actual proper Grand Tour
yeah i hate women
PAULINE PAULINE PAULINE
nah just women's cycling, they should stick to other sports, although that would mean there would be no cyclingfus to post during flat stages
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>for your average woman it goes - personality, physique, face, height, wealth/success
FUCKING LMAO.
Face it, face is EVERYTHING. HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME are literally ALL that matter.
>i'd like you if you were more muscular!
SAID LITERALLY NO WOMAN EVER. LMFAO.
Gymcels are so fucking stupid, seriously.
You can gymcel your ENTIRE LIFE but it won't change these SET IN STONE, GENETIC factors that MATTER THE MOST. Really the only way working out will make you look better is if you're already overweight and losing weight reveals previously hidden cheekbones/jawline, and therefore improves your FACE. Thinking women like guys with autistic bulging muscles is stupid as FUCK.
STATUS and MONEY may make women want to DATE you, but literally the ONLY THING that matters in terms of SEXUAL ATTRACTION are ALPHA LOOKS which means a good HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME.
Oh, and as for personality, just fucking LOL. Personality is just another word for looks. Chad stands in the corner of the room and says nothing. Women go crazy over how "mysterious" he is. You do the same and they call the police.
How much slower are the women compared to the men?
Do women care enough to dope?
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I like this copypasta, but go back to puahate.
I bet all these women only cycle because they like the way the seat feels on their pussy LOL women are all WHORES and fuckingg STUPID
>Neighbor thought it would be a good idea to start using his chainsaw at 6:30 am
>Well at least TDF is on soon
>JK it's not on till 10:30
kek
>Liesbet De Vocht casually saying she wants a male teamleader over a female teamleader because men are more calculated and less emotionally volatile
we did it lads
omg you guys are horrible
I really hope youre "joking" but i bet someve you arent :/
>be a woman
>crash on a straight wide road
it's 10:30 if you want to see a skeleton drinking champagne
I just want to see the sprint
CRASH
>wymen
r u in london?
chuuute. looks like a broken collarbone and a pregnancy LOL WOMEN
>Rabobank announces they're done with professional cycling due to doping in 2012
>Still sponsoring women
>Womens cycling isn't professional
Top bantz by Rabobank tbqh familia
They crashed everywhere last year too.
This is what happens when you get meme track cyclists to fill the gaps on the road.
bristol
Christ they're so slow
>snipers on top of the arc
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Will Vos complete the Dutch choke job?
Does this mean they are all clean?
>another crash
>cobbles are misogynists
It's like watching a bunch of Dumoulins
>best memes
1ª- Running skeleton
2º- Nairo "attack on the last week" quintana
3º- Vroome descent
absolute madman tier: live /tdf/ sign
>womyn
damn they are shit
CARNAGE
>Yates in 4th
>21 seconds away from the podium
this is carnage
Another fucking crash.
I like to watch the sprint and the start, in the middle we just kinda do whatever.
>pinot
still deserves an honorable mention
also, all these crashes, I told you
So is this the day Quintana attacks?
>women in chrage of not falling
Its like watching children play.
haha the 3rd in 5 minutes.
>female commentator says that they can't ride a bike and laughs
She is based as fuck.
44kph sprint, LOL
>wiggle high5
Imagine if it was like this in the men's peloton
>thighs on the winner
just imagine the power
Nah he's saving himself for the podium
sort of anticlimactic sprint but at least they didn't crash
Wow, chubbs actually won. And you mocked her. Shame on you lads
AMBALANCE!
Who are you guys betting on today?
I got 5 euros on Sagan. That fucker.
That's the average speed
Uh oh
Quintana
Only because there were so few of them left and they were going at Froome jogging pace.
>5agan
Isn't Cavendish still in the race? If so he is the best bet.
> doesn't even attempt an attack
rip
I bet she only has some road rash too, fucking pussies.
Kristoff for sure
LOL that bodyfat percentage would make her UNSUITABLE for any male SPORT are they even trying? FEMALE cylists eat PIZZA and earn BIG MONEY while you bust your ass off in the GYM for regionals.
That was bad, really bad. Some broken bones there.
He fucked it off before the Alps.
>We still have McClay
Someone hurry up and scrape these bleeding vaginas off the road so we can have the proper bike race
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>tfw you could be famous if you just cut off your penis
RACIST!
time to transition
cavendish ought lose his previous stage wins after quitting for no good reason ie medical. COWARDISH
Oh I must have missed that. Saving himself for the Olympics or just too fat to get over the hills?
olympics ofc. hes won on the chomps before
>and earn BIG MONEY
LOL
They are literally all cycling as a hobby while working other jobs you retard.
Big money?
Nigga pls
/tdf/ meme magic gave her this win. Get posted here and you're somebody.
>This fucking race
O-oh wow, everyone was kill.
lel
who here /gotfyckedbymosquitos/ yesterday?
wrong one but yep still funny.
Hard kek
Nice.
>realising porte would have come second if not for the puncture
being richie is suffering
Laughed so hard when it happened, he is running with a go pro too, hopefully the footage will surface
reminds me of this
attentionwhores btfo
>selfies
> taking selfies on the podium
Disgusting
can Cockhard actually make it today? He was 2nd last year