Among your adventures, you find a chest in your front of your house. It's from your uncle who just passed away...

Among your adventures, you find a chest in your front of your house. It's from your uncle who just passed away. It has a note:
>This Chest contains my most treasured thing.
>But only the Dubs or a 17 can open it
Will you roll or let your uncle heritage pass away?

I don't love my uncle, he's an alcoholic still leeching if off my grandparents in his 40s and I hope he dies soon.

I wonder what he left me

rall

Kek

I bet its a fucking dildo.

Roll for uncle

Rolling for dragon dildo

ily uncle

Open sesame

roll

I hope it's a ring.

13 inch dildo with cum lube

WINRAR

>I fucking win
>no one replies
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>Will you roll or let your uncle heritage pass away?
yes

My uncle was an Italian Mafia " transport specialist "

Could be any number of crazy chit in derr

>>rall'n

I better be getting that 13 inch dildo

well, after That you certainly shuldd..


>>checked

>gets dubs and trips
yeah I better be getting it

Rolling for Shakespeare First Folio

Check out the trips.