How long until she hosts the Oscars?

How long until she hosts the Oscars?

Disgusting

next year, assuming she doesn't have a meltdown till then

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General public has turned on her and so has the media.

I don't know why she thought America would love a fat jewish slut for a long time. She's no Oprah.

the only oscars she's hosting are steak oscars

ballista

She really has herself convinced that she's attractive doesn't she?

Attractive, popular, and a wicked sense of humor, she really is the whole package isn't she? Also, her feces smell like roses.

Stop spamming this
sage

Screw the oscars, when is PLAYBOY?

@_@

That's a pretty high concept joke, user.

>General public has turned on her and so has the media.
When and why?

i remember when i saw her first comedy central standup years ago and hoping to christ she wouldnt become famous. goddammit.

screw Playboy, when does she get BLACKED?

Bamboozled

generally how coke works

If you listen to her stand up, I'm pretty sure she was blacked, she mentioned having black bf before

She'd play a great Miss Piggy in a life action Muppets

Because going to her movies will get you shot.
Because she's had numerous fallouts with general members of the public
Because her new season sucks a lot (this is where she lost the media)
She doesn't interact with the public anymore and that's what people that liked her liked about her. Now she's just with other celebs and constantly preaching. Plus making shitty movies.

I would.

>giving her a view at the time

Thanks a lot.

bazangoo

not again

god, i wanna hate-fuck the shit out of her

zimbabwe

bilingue

stop being a cunt

Fear not anons!

Fug

ha ha, because she's FAT right? ha ha, she doesn't have feelings because she's FAT!

fuck off, you boring manchildren

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>tripfag
>being mad at insults
>on Sup Forums

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pls no

Fuck off cunt.

Not even mad. Just bored. Just soooo fucking bored at the insults you manchildren feel the need to throw at us fat girls to make yourselves feel better about your own shitty lives

dumbass

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I can't wait... Because it will mark the end of her relevance ... Just like with NPH

She's a big girl

>us fat girls

This post says more about you than them.

I hope that one day her thighs rub together so much when she walks the friction sets her on fire

This made me chuckle. Have an upboat, my good sir!

Didnt she steal jokes?

She and Jlaw should cohost

muh pit don't stink

Her career is on the decline, thankfully.

the writers of her show did I think.

Some of the sketches on inside amy schumer were very close to the premises of some older mad tv sketches from the early 00s.

She herself didnt really steal em but her show kinda did.

Why would you insult something that doesn't have feelings? Then you don't feel like you're hurting anyone.

Hey, do you have a boyfriend?

Kill yourself, degenerate fat fuck.

You are a drain on society.

Yes. His name is Butterfingers.

Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to get laid here.

Bring cake.

The only cake I've got is in my pants, mate.

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>implying her feelings crossed anyone's mind
fag

today my strawman is real
pic related, it's literally you

Literally putting lipstick on a pig

she's so fucking ugly and frumpy holy fuck.

and this is coming from a no-standard compulsive masturbater

Thank god for Amy Schumer, as a trans """woman""" I'm glad they've lowered the bar so much.

Is she America's kid sister because she's actually super unattractive to everyone here and we're forced to pay attention to her simply because whoever is in charge tells us to?