My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Colton Roberts
Long time no see, John.
Robert Nguyen
faggot
Jackson Phillips
>perfect >Faggot haircut
Jonathan Diaz
Bruh Lmao your bitch is fugly.
Daniel Cox
...
Jeremiah Edwards
this is the best bait I have seen in a bit, OP. Congrats. Gave me a chuckle
Aaron Morgan
You look different John
Jason Barnes
I think I noes your girlfriend
Hudson Martin
How long has your "bitch" been a female for?
Ryan Morgan
Oh shit, he's going all out with the b8 Also, timestamp or you're full of shit.
Josiah Kelly
Stop posting.
Nicholas Gutierrez
You look like pbg...
James Harris
Thread derailed. This is now a corn fetish thread
Landon Long
>mfw i have a friend that looks like an uglier version of the guy and his girlfriend is a hotter version of that girl
Angel Wood
No. fuck you.
Nathan Gonzalez
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Benjamin Murphy
Hey! I also jerk of to grainy 5 second gifs of chicks with floppy penises
David Moore
you look like PeanutButterGamer
Jackson Walker
Literally the most recognizable copypasta that's been around for fucking years.
Jayden Diaz
Newfags won't know that this is a copypasta
Thomas Gomez
wut the fuk man
Michael Murphy
>saying we don't have a life >comes to Sup Forums just to talk shit >you have failed
Daniel Torres
Orly? i thought "Gorilla warfare" was.
Adrian Rivera
John, i agree with you. this place is full of faggots. At first it was funny, but this place had become infested with actual faggots. This should be known as Sup Forumsackdoor instead of random.
Cameron Clark
are those eyebrows sharpied on?
Matthew Williams
>Orly?
This board has always been shit. Thanks for reminding me, faggot
Ian Reyes
Hey what the fuck OP I'm not fat
Samuel Gutierrez
>b8 >wants timestamp dude ... either go sleep or just fuck off ...
Blake Gomez
New face, John? Long time no see.
Stop posting.
REALLY stop posting.
You are actual cancer, and may perhaps be the most autistic person I have ever had the displeasure of meeting.
Mfw this is the greenest thread I've seen in a while
Jonathan Foster
Then get out, dipshit.
Charles Peterson
All these newfags being baited by an almost 10 year old copypasta
Sebastian Foster
I am actual cancer? Do something, faggot.
Henry Smith
Seriously though... It's bad enough it keeps popping up.
Alexander Jenkins
Baited
Easton Walker
Part of the reason this is a containment board is because shit like this never fails to reel in newfags.
