What's Sup Forums drinking tonight, bros?

What's Sup Forums drinking tonight, bros?

PBR here. Would've gotten tall boys, but all they had at the local store was 12'ers.

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two 34oz cans of Milwaukee's Best and one 32oz can of Miller Highlife. Also got a 3 pack of Hostess Vanilla Zingers.

Nice, you in Wisconsin like me? Milwaukee's Best not my favorite but I always remember thinking High Life is pretty decent.

As for the "Zingers" ... no comment.

lagunitas IPA my nig

No, from Texas. Theres a deal for 2 cans of The Beast for $3.50. Its cheap and fun to chug then crush the big cans with your hands. I like Zinggers the sugar help with the drunk insanity.

Oh yeah, Lagunitas is a good brewery. They're real solid. Based out of California I think, right. Never became a particular favorite of mine but always liked it -- especially their IPA's, they were one of the originators of that kinda style.

It was 32oz cans. The buzz is on coming.

Don't judge. 8% abv. And I chug them one at a time.

They just... don't taste very good... To sweet, and in the wrong way. Gotta be a more taste friendly way of ingesting alcohol.

Oh yeah, I'm from Austin. Yeah, the thing about Wisconsin beers, is that even if they're shit, they're still about 10x better than the shit beers like Bud Ice or Keystone.

Yeah my uncle used to say he would eat a bunch of candy when he got shitfaced. What kinda insanity you talking about?

I think they taste great. Have you had the watermelon?

INB4 NIGGER

Dancing around in my underwear with an older Ipod mini between my ass cheeks, then some screaming and punching walls while and singing Brooks and Dunn's Neon Moon while christmas lights shine in the background

Haha ... sorry, but you can't not judge that. I understand it from the beggar/poorfag point of view, nonetheless ... get yourself a cheap beer like PBR. If you can't afford real margaritas (which really aren't hard to make), stick to the Reinheitsgebot, it's invented for a reason.

>inb4 poorfag
this shit mixed with vlad vodka

Angry Orchard bottles boi

Harp tall cans.

no booze got hot knife goin tho

idk how i feel about this

half of me wants to make fun of you for drinkin a pussy drink

half of me wants to say nice bro for drinking a very tasty beverage

Bahaha. I don't recognize the name of that song but I maybe I'll look into that. That's off the 3 cans, nice. I can see why it would make sense to stick the mini in the ass cheeks, I think I still wouldn't do it, as it would probably make me feel less of a man.

Im taking it east tonight, its usually like two 18pks or bottle of bourbon. Its ok to dance with butcheek guests, you're drunk.

You know what goes good with vodka -- lime. Just pure lime juice. Squeeze a lime into a small glass of vodka and ice and it makes a really good drink. That shit you're mixing in with it in the picture might taste good, but the ingredients are like a chemical equivalent of piss. I would stay away, but I guess I'm a pretentious/"health" fag.

liquid ass
even shoenice wouldnt consume

Not a poorfag, I brew my own beer. Have a dual tap keggerator. A pilsner I made is currently on tap. I drink mixed drinks mostly though, but I just like these when I want to get a little drunk but not smashed. IDGAF when my friends make fun of me for it. And nobody drinks them when I go to parties. More for me I guess.

i do this with gin. i could try it with vodka. thanks healthfag

Two 18 packs? Yeah, you can call it a guest, but that's like inviting the demon into the front door. You don't know what's next.

Silver patron tequila with lemon lime Gatorade

>You don't know what's next
Thats half the fun. Being reckless is amazing.

I fucking hate that guy, spams up the liveleak pages with his shit.

this

u jealous

I want some Shiner Bock Prickly Pear. Its suppose to be only available in the Summer time, but I havent found any.

drinking some beer my dad and i made about a month ago. not our best batch but it's better than miller. i'd rather be having some bell's right about now

You use the grains, or the gel/paste mixtures they sell? I can't judge the lime-a-rita's, I haven't had them. But from what I can see from a quick search, they have high fructose corn syrup and sucralose. That's a bad combination. (I know because I have stomach problems. That shit would put me in the hospital.) I think people confuse "tasting good" with the idea of "being good" a little too much with this stuff. On the one hand, I would say, "I guess if your stomach handles it, more power to you." On the other hand, I like having good taste in life. What else is there, besides heading off to suicide.

Cum

New Belgium is a great brewery, I haven't had that one. It seems like the consensus for Sup Forums tonight is people are liking their flavored drinks. Fair enough!

tits or gtfo

When it comes to my sexuality, I'm not very reckless I guess. I'm 30, so most of my youthful recklessness was sort of burned out by now. What's left has to be ... guarded. Really though, two 18 packs in one night?

Oh fuck yeah I love Shiner Bock. You can't get that in Wisconsin but that's one of my favorites when I go back to Texas.

I'm a man.

Cocaine helps a lot

Yeah, I used to drink Bell's Two Hearted at the terrace and around Madison quite a bit. Great beer. Hopefully you'll learn from that batch and the next will be better.

i just like IPA's and really like citric IPA's.. never had any other new belgium. my first time having this was a 32 on draft at a snoop dogg show a bit back

12 pack of beast ice

wisconsin bro. milwaukees best is a staple

shits good

Two Hearted is my ish, i live near kalamazoo so it's in every bar you go to. Thank you, I hope so too

Nice tall glass of milk

Becks

lol i like them too and got shit on here from drinking them

Working on pounding down my second 40 of Mickeys.

yuengling
always yuengling

3 days sober reporting

I don't want to quit drinking. I'm just on a diet to lose dat beer belly. wew

I'm drinking Pinnacle Raspberry vodka because that's what was on sale, bitch.

New Belgium has a few other well known IPA's, like Ranger. I saw Snoop Dogg at a weird ensemble show in Austin a couple years ago. They played that weird song before he went on of those girl's talking in the club, this was circa 2014, trying to look it up but can't remember I guess what it was.

Hell yeah.
Philly bro here.

Hmm interesting, never heard of that or tried that at all.

Are you , by any chance?

I learned when I was around 15 years old that any drink ending in the word "ice" was bound to be lowest of the low. Never been back since.

Solid beer, though when it comes to German beers, I feel that Becks is a little bit of a let down.

ill have to try out Ranger.. The snoop show wasn't planned, my friend had a spare ticket to the festival and hit me up the day before asking if I wanted it.. Best birthday gift ever 8-)

Nice one. I think I've had Mickey's a few times but can't remember how it is at all. Take your time on the 40 bro, savor it.

pro tip from michigan beer fag:
if you're ever in the state, grab yourself some of this.

People from Pennsylvania always swear by that shit. I think I had it once and I found it fairly non-remarkable, then again, that's oft the sign of a very good beer.

That's what my friend Vignesh back in college used to say, then he died of alcohol suicide around a year later.

He isn't.

Haha, see, that's the fucking corporate culture for you right there. Like, they could put on sale a product which actually requires fewer ingredients -- simpler to make -- a regular vodka -- but the corporate culture wants to feed you extra shit for some reason. I find it disturbing when you go into some bars and they have 5+ types of 5+ different drinks, simply not a good sign for a drinking man.

Hmm yeah I bet that's good. Bell's is a respected brewery (see above). It's definitely all about the ingredients. I love getting oatmeal stouts, you can definitely tell the difference in the body and flavor. I never really make it to Michigan but I'll look out for more of those Bell's varieties. Here in Wisconsin Two Hearted is definitely a staple.

Ice cold Budweiser

North Dallas Texas right here whos a Texas fag here, greatest state in the union

Yes, out of Petaluma

I'm guessing that makes you the cum drinker. Go ahead and elaborate, I'm pretty curious at this point: do you mean to suggest you're drinking a twelve ouncer (or even monstrously yet more) of pure semen?

No, I was just kidding.
Unless you want to meet up in the back alley of a taco bell.

Fuck yeah bro, OP originally from Denton. Texas is a great state, the people are the best I've met anywhere. That being said, Budweiser isn't nothing to brag about ... I much prefer PBR now to a Bud, but it's still a solid beer. Respect for the Bud as opposed to Bud "Lite", that's a step down, for sure, although it's true it's very drinkable, almost more like a Dutch beer.

spicing up thread with tits

local 512 girl

Austin Texas

I hope you're fucking kidding. Not that Patron is the best out there, but it's good and you shouldn't ruin it with fucking Gatorade. What are you, 19? Just get some fucking fresh limes and that's it. Don't be such a goddamn amateur.

hey man i love Denton, got a friend in a punk band that plays shows there constantly, im from McKinney originally but ive lived in austin for a good bit now back in dallas, Budwieser is whatever i prefer Mexican beers

patron is for shots.....

good shit but i shoot patron dont ever mix it, gatorade with patron is underage b&

Yeah, my Dad was a professor at UNT when i was growing up, now he rests in the fucking woods. I went to UT then after that. The hardcore alcoholics that my friends met in Texas would drink Tecate all day, now that shit goes down smooth.

Only if we can share the 10-pack of tacos afterwards!

Shots, yes. But you can also make a nice margarita with just patron, fresh lime, ice, and maybe splash of grand marnier or Cointreau

Of course!
We can intertwine our arms and feed each other.

She makes that river look beautiful. Too bad it's so hard to respect a slut on Sup Forums, otherwise this could turn into a ylyl thread.

So many buttons on that pussy, too ... Those jeans designers were really onto something on that one

Good taste user. Can't ever find Lagunitas here, and if I do its usually $12+ a 6... Drink one for me would ya?

And you think, you know, as the masses of porn and the pictures of beautiful girls accrue on the internet, in a way it's as though the scales of the universe are being righted towards the side of good and not evil, because there can be no real evil in a pair of nice tits, even shopped or creeped or whatever it takes from the hands of a demoniac bro, this stuff is fundamentally right.

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I can see this becoming a new mainstream advertising model for Taco Bell, turning it into a kind of Bear's Den to attract cum swallowers.

Want some jizz with your tacos?

Yeah, White Russians are great, I love those drinks. Anybody who watches the Big Lebowski for a while is bound to buy some Kahlua.

We used to have Big Lebowski parties in college where we would only drink WR's, those were good.

The only caveat being that half the time I've tried ordering Russians in bars, they try to stick you with the little containers of fake creamer, they don't keep the half/half fresh on hand, and fuck them for that, that's not respecting the integrity of the drink.

>Uh, excuse me sir, would you like the white sauce, or the extra white sauce with that order?

Alright I instantaneously regret posting that, drinkers of Sup Forums you'll have to forgive me.

Agreed.

Oh god, that picture.
I wonder how much of that spicy sauce got in his piss hole, it must have burned so much.

Has anyone ever thought about the gravity of the situation that Sup Forums finds itself in? You could have a thread like this, running 93/20, solid posts all the while, and it descends and descends when you have a lack of drinkers show up, coming almost all the way to the bottom. And it could be gone, all that insight, all that discussion, vanished completely into the mist. That's the way of things, I guess. Life is just a big shit bag of disappearing good things. Like Taco Bell cum guzzlers joking amidst multiple craft makers of beer in a wilderness where you'd have thought that only lime-a-rita drinkers would be popping up, because they were the only breed left, and that was the end of it, that's all that there was, and no one else cared about PBR or any of the other holy things of the world.

Good point, yeah, I'm not sure what exactly was on that poor man's mind.

Well, I'm glad I'm not a little kid like Vignesh.

>alcohol suicide
Also, I don't think this is a thing.

"I'll stick my dick in this burrito to get some Internet points and worry about consequences later"

Nah, he didn't literally die off the alcohol, he hung himself off a door knob. I didn't mean to sound too stark, that's good you're taking a break, I'm sure the belly'll go down. But yeah, Vignesh quit drinking beer because of the beer belly, switched only to the hard stuff, and whether he hanged or not in the technicality, that was the the stuff that killed him.