Hey Sup Forums how fucked am i on the way home after a drunk night out i went exploring and found my self in my old...

hey Sup Forums how fucked am i on the way home after a drunk night out i went exploring and found my self in my old first school play ground and i went climming on the roofs and fell onto a plastic shed and destroyed it im really worred that the police will get involved how fucked am i pic related btw it the uk

hide forevar

really?

where do i hide

seek asylum in North Korea.

Kek I think you're for OP. Are you still drunk?

seriously what do i do :(

yes

Are you in the CCTV area of the Uk?

did you bleed all over it? how can they trace it back to you?

Oh yeah its britbongistan, arent there cameras everywhere? you're completely FUCKED

life in prison, guaranteed

i think they have cctv cause its a first school

i didnt bleed

Shiiiiit
Prepare for anal annihilation.

In reality, you pay some money to get it replaced and anything you broke. You should be good enough not to go to Tyrone's cell.

how much do you think ill have to pay if i get caught

Big question, are you BLACK?

Did you break anything in the shed?

Dude there is CCTV all over the UK, you can't go anywhere without being watched

Even in the woods?

I wouldn't put it pass them.

Anyways, a couple thousand tops if the go to court, and most of that would be because you were a drunk idiot deciding to climb oj roofs.

u won't have to pay anything if u listen to me and just hide forevar,

>to the hills user, run to the hills

especially in the woods

Was there any semen in the crime scene?
No?
You're ok mate

If you left some kind of tangible evidence, and I'm assuming you did cause you're dumb as shit. You're lookin at destruction of public/private property, trespassing. Misdemeanors. If you left no trace, don't even sweat it.

OP please tell us you weren't jacking off at a school