What was your first kiss like, Sup Forums?

What was your first kiss like, Sup Forums?

ask ur mom

Nothing special, just a simple kiss

I don't know about you guys, but my dad was kinda rough.

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>be 13
>hanging with couple friends + dumb ass friends of those friends
>one of them is texting local dumb kinda slutty chick
>she tells us to come over
>we all go over, its like 6 of us
>she is outside drinking booze
>one dumb dude tries to fondle her the whole time, shes not really into it
>kisses one of the dumb asses, then me, then a couple other guys on the cheek
>after a few hours of sitting around we all leave
>give her long kiss before leaving
>she was treating me the most special
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>next day saw her around town, brought up the kissing
>mfw she doesnt even remember

whatever, mane, its all good

>I was 11
>there was some event on my school and a group of girls from other school were visiting (I was on a private catholic school, every year several catholic schools made school and sport events between them and that year my school was the host of the contest)
>I was assigned to give the girls a tour aroud our school
>There was a girl, her name was Amanda, she had the most beautiful smile ever
>we talked for a while, she was 12 and she told me I was cute
>we kissed once, after her event. It was a short, brief kiss
>I never saw her again

>/b
>kiss

Kek

lol

>Be 18
>On Sup Forums
>Never kissed a girl

>18
>pepe meme

someones full of shit

I was 14 and the girl's mouth tasted like salami. I got home and then contemplated killing myself due to trauma

literally just find an insecure chubby with no self esteem and all your problems are solved

\be 15
\take the girl to a pervert movie, kiss her don't get anything

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Non-existant

I'm a relatively newfag, please explain why I'm full of shit

>\be 15
>\be
>\

\\\what are you doing\\\

FUCKING REKT KID GET OFF MY Sup Forums

So fucking embarassing but I'm on xanax and coke right now so why not
>hanging with a couple of friends
>13 turning 14 soon
>walking around shopping malls as 13-15 year olds do
>this girl my friend brought is THICC
>im talking 10 pounds of thick thighs in a 5 pound bag homie
>like thicc MAMI
> i was groping her and trying to spit game
>looking back it was bad
>anyway
>shes kinda leaving now
>my friend gives his girlfriend a kiss
>i grab that girl by the chin and kiss her hard
>"Bye! Text me!"
>she didnt text me
>she actually blocked me
>her friends said it was very weird and not appropriate
>didnt kiss a girl again for 6 years
>I still remember the day I got my first kiss
> april 1 2005
> i foold myself but ay i got rid of the kiss virgintity

horrible, found out a week later the girl only did it out of pity. feels bad man.

Kissing a girl is gay as fuck you fucking faggots. Men are meant to kiss and lay with other men.

Ayy

I kissed my sister while she was passed out. Then I went on to fondle her and came on her stomach.

>Being 13
>Committing sexual assault
>Thought you were being smooth
>Took another 6 years to get a kiss

Never change Sup Forums

>be 13
>had a 2 week relationship with a girl i liked
>super serious stuff, i know
>she dumps be because i was too shy
>gets with my best friend
>keep in an online relationship with her
>walking with a group of 3 other friends through some woods
>my friend (her bf) walking in front of us with another friend
>me and the girl walking behind
>she says why don't you give me a kiss on the cheek
>kissed on her cheek
>she says that wasn't good enough, do it again
>still walking at this point
>go in for kiss again and half kiss the corner of her mouth
>apologise because i was an idiot
>she says why don't you try again and give her a proper kiss
>ask her if that would be okay
>kiss
>walk home with her laughing at how much i was blushing
>her bf was none the wiser
>they're still together to this day

Shitty thread. OP has brain cancer

>probably was wearing fedora and vest at the time

diamond boner

First kiss. im like 10. next door neighbor hey annon wanna pretend we're teenagers? uuuh y sure. we kiss, try french. it's a mess.Not sure if counts.

15 beta as fuck. somehow get a grill. 4/10 (but good tits) i dont really care, virgin so im just happy. we're a couple for like a month and i havent even kissed her yet. so fucking beta. Have a math test, it's about to start.

Grill: hey user?

Beta: uuh yeah?

Smack.

My first one was at the age of 20, but it was totally worth the waiting.

Quit self-loathing and it will be all good.

>implying anyone on Sup Forums has ever kissed a girl

>kindergarten
>took bitch under crafts table
>kissed

I guess my first passionate kiss would have been at the age of 13 with a girlfriend i had at the time. It wasnt anything special considering we were both new at kissing but looking back, it was kind of cute.

Then OP gets raped by her crush older brother

didnt enjoy it as much as dad

Very wet and awkward. Also her lip ring came off in my mouth.

it was with my sister, it was alright

Really awkward. I was way too aggressive, she was the complete opposite, we attempted to make out like this for the next few hours while cartoon horses played in the background and one of my closest friends was sitting on the edge of my bed, right next to us.

A weird, sporadic girl that everyone knew (she was funny/semi-popular) kind of just kissed me out of the blue at lunch for the keks.I kind of regret that she did. Makes me feel bad, man.

>I'm a grill btw

salty milk and coins

16, still untouched. Not even that bad looking, just get replaced by Chad. (Pic is me like a year ago, cringey but for reference)

I'm 29, how the fuck am I supposed to remember some stupid shit like that

luv the pic

Mfw pic won't upload :( sort guiz

Shared mine witha fellow Sup Forumsro, she turned out to be batshit crazy tho

Kek.

Nice pic user

where do you live?

Delta/Vancouver, BC

>be in 6th grade
>spending the night at my neighbor's house
>his sister has her friend spending the night too
>sister and friend are 3 years older than us
>i think we were playing truth or dare and my and his sister's friend have to go to the closet together and make out
>sister decides she has to go to be witness
>huge boner
>me and her friend go at it as soon as the lights are off
>hit teeth a couple times
>boner is intense
>kissing this super hot girl who is older than me and i'm in heaven
>that night when everyone goes to bed me and her make out more and i grab her ass

>When even Sup Forums fucks you over

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oh sorry. if you were in australia i wouldve helped you out

Underage b&

It was with my first girlfriend (unless you count the 14 yr Olds that molested me when I was 8)

>be me 15
>we had been dating for about 3 weeks.
>I was madly in love with her alrady
>never did anything except hold hands
>I'm okay with it tho because in love
>one day I'm walking somewhere with her
>it's pouring down rain
>idgaf just happy to be around her
>she tells me she has to go to the store nearby to meet her brother and friends to go to her aunts
>tell her I'll walk her
>she tells me it's fine she can go on her own
>okay whatever
>start to give her the same old hug
>Idk what happened
>I just decided to try and kiss her
>I went in for It
>she responds well and we kiss for a good 10 seconds
>she smiles and leaves.


>dumps me a month later
>still in love with her to this day

Oh thank god, the fact that I might have done it is pretty sad on my part

it was with a boy. I was extremely nervous and the deep-rooted feelings of self-hatred really got in the way of me enjoying it. It lasted only a few seconds, but I'll never forget just how extremely hot and soft his lips were. I hope I'd find better confidence for a proper kiss in the future.

We went straight to the French. It was very nice but totally unexpected so my autism increased and didn't really know what to do, it all lasted a good 7 - 10 mins.

>be 14
>date with first boyfriend (am grill)
>just finished watching movies and its time for him to leave
>ask him if he needs anything on the way out
>he kisses me
>cry

but my first time making out
>be 15
>sitting with equally awkward bf, watching TV on the couch
>decide to ask "hey do you wanna make out?"
>sit in that position where his legs are together sitting on the couch and my knees are on either side
>start to rub his dick
>suck his dick
the end

Tits to prove you're a girl.

>still in live with her to this day
I feel you

Yeah it sucks.
I've made peace with it tho, and i am in a relationship with someone else.

g@m nigger

Tell us about the 14 year olds molesting you

I've never full on made-out with a girl. Only like peck kiss. I met a girl like a year ago who I fell in love with immediately but she is übershy, so we never really had much in that way for the first month or so. We've been long distance for the longest time but we skype while we sleep so we can listen to each other breathing and we video chat like pretty much all of the time I'm not at work. I'm going to move in with her in January when I go back to Uni.

My first kiss was with a girl my coworkers hooked me up with. I liked the girl, but I didn't really feel anything.

Got involved with another girl and it wasn't very good either.


After a couple girls I was with one for almost 4 years. I came home one night and found her in bed with the bartender.
>told her to pack her shit and leave
>went to the bar with my best friend.
>we get drunk and blow off steam
>get back to my place
>playing video games
>power goes out so we're playing on our phones and my laptop
>start watching a movie on my laptop.
>sitting pretty close
>we're laughing at a part and catch eyes
>he leans in closer and lingers
>...
>my heart is racing
>...
>he pulls away
>"Sorry"
>grab his head and kiss him.
>break contact
>my heart is fluttering, my face is hot, stomach is filled with butterflies
>start making out and end up blowing each other.
>both came in a matter of minutes

He spent the night in my bed, woke up with his arm around me.I felt safe and warm and just went back to bed.

We started seeing each other and we got married after the supreme court overturned the DOMA.

It went a little something like this:

I was four. This weird girl in my building laid on top of me, and kissed me like we were grownups. It might of zapped my brain a bit. Looking back, her dad was a creep with a big, rape-stache. I really hope her forwardness had nothing to do with him; i thank her for the initiation into a sexually advanced world though. the ladies always make my little dick feel validated an epic lol

Makes sense. This is sort of what happens.

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gay
literally
don't remember much else specifically

I fuckin loved it. 15 y/o, in parents' basement, can't even remember the conversation that led up to it but the feel of her lips on mine and her tongue on mine still gets me goin. We didn't last, I kissed lots of other girls, some who were really shitty at it, married one later for 18 years who was okay but not great. Split up and now I'm with my first new kiss in 20 years. That happened a year ago and I was fuckin weak in the knees. Heart poundingly good, scary, exciting. At fuckin 45 years old, can you believe it. My new girlfriend has smokin hot kisses: playful, eager, deep, wet, sometimes messy. The crazy awesome thing is that we've both admitted that we like messy wet kisses and messy wet sex with each other, something my ex never went for. Life is gooooood.

>be me
>18
>beta as fuck but have good friend group
>get invited to big graduation party
>im drunk and stoned and generally fooling around and having a good time
>one girl i never met starts acting all interested in mr
>Imokwiththis.png
>she has a slightly hotter friend with her who is basically throwing up everywhere
>grill and i are chilling together most of the party
>she leads me downstairs after a while, saying she wants us to be alone
>fuck yeah im getting the succ
>cant find any rooms so we sit on the couch, with a bunch of random drunk people in the basement
>loud music and drunk dancing people everywhere (party was fairly lit)
>out of nowhere her dad comes downstairs and yells at her
>she acts like she doesnt knpw me till she can get her dad to leave us alone
>the fuck? Why is her dad here? Whats going on?
>she says she has to go, starts making out for a couple mins then just goes upstairs
>im just sitting there, super confused but also stoked that im no longer a KISSLESS virgin

She said to text her, but she didnt respond. My best guess is she was doing some weird, slutty rebound stuff and chose me at random as a "make-my-ex-jealous" test dummy. Im 20 now and thats the furthest ive ever been with a grill

>\be new fag
>\hope this be green

>>he kisses me
>>cry
proof

Wow that was unexpected. Glad to hear things came through for you in the end though. If i had a thumbs-up reaction pic, id use it here

[spoiler] super cute [/spoiler]

apparently instead of a slap on the ass, the doctor kissed it, knowing that i'd be better than him one day.

I had a crush on this guy for the longest time, we were becoming really close and it turned out he felt the same way! We went on an official date, everything was beautiful, and minutes before we had to leave we kissed.
It was awful.
Like, the moment was magical but he was such a bad kisser, I kept thinking "Is... is this what my first kiss will forever be like?". He was all sloppy and opened his mouth way too wide and ugh..

Not that I mind now, we're still together a year later and he's amazing now

Nice stories from little slut. Working local now?

my first kiss was with a short Jewish gay guy
>sadly my only kiss

>be 15
>finally meet up with 22 year old online boyfriend
>parents are very strict and this is maybe illegal?
> i'm nervous and so is he
>sneak out of my house and run down the street to where he's parked
>hands me flowers
>"where should we go, femanon?"
>literally don't want to get caught by anyone
>shyly say he must be tired from the long drive
>"good idea, let's go to my hotel room then?"
>ok.jpg
>head back, as soon as I walk in the room he grabs my face and starts aggressively kissing me
>his breath smells like cheetos and old vaseline
>eyes wide open out of shock/disgust, he tells me to close them
>i'm pretty sure this is really illegal but whatever we're not fucking or anything so it's fine
>mfw i was wrong and he whips out his crusty 4 incher
and that's how I had my first kiss, first time and contributed to sex with a minor all in the span of about an hour

"Some colored hooker on Mermaid Avenue..."

Fucking haven't, I'm fucking 19
>be me
>be last year
>student exchange shit
>tipsy 9/10 qtie keeps dragging on
>actually not tipsy drunk as fuck
>'hey aaanon have you kiiissed someone already'
>y-ye, no
>'zomg! Can I be your first???!'
>w-well...
>'ohmy gaaahd user come on'
Douchebag faggot out of nowhere
>'hey user don't do anything stupid you know she has a boyfriend'
Grill shuts down never had the chance ever again

>be 18, driving with gf on country road
>getting hot and heavy with the petting
>go for kiss (it was GOOD), drive into ditch, get knocked out for not sure how long
>come to, car behind us, takes us to a house, go to hospital
>we tell everyone a deer ran out in front of us

Statute of limitations on negligence is 3 years; 2 years and 364 days later she sues me for $30,000.

>still never tells her parents the real reason for the wreck

My first kiss was great, I was 14 years old and she was a great kisser, even though it was her first too, and her lips tasted my strawberries and she said mine tasted like mint and we made out for a while.

>Being this dumb and this much of a hoe
I don't usually judge, but come on

>be 6
>relatives visit us, cousins watching series sawing kissing people
>they made me not look at it, I ask what they do
>younger cousin (17) takes me out to balcoon where no one sees and tell me she will show
>she kisses me and I get nothing, don't even understand it aware
>she tells me to put my tongue into her mouth
>i do as she says but I do it like a game, she doesn't likes, tried to teach
>we end up not talking about it years later

She is married and have daughter. I don't know, maybe I can tease her about it? What do you think anons?

she wanted to go on her own to fuck her black friend jamal
you were getting cucked at 15 mate

>Lol, your mom's a pedo
I don't think that will end well

About 5 years ago, on my 36th Birthday, I paid a hooker to take my virginity, Nasty teeth, But still my first kiss.

No regrets.

nice going, tell more about the raep

My first kiss was lame.

I was 8, I think, and I rounded a corner at the same time a girl from my class did. We smacked our foreheads into each-other, made lip contact, and both said "ow", resulting in clumsy lip action.

We never spoke again.

I feel for you. My best suggestion is to expand your friends group i guess. Thats what im trying to do. The more people you know, the better your chances of finding a grill right?

That's so awful.

I'm sorry that happened to you

22
H-haven't kissed yet...

best kiss ever.

no, just stop. forget about it. forget all about it.
I'm not kidding.

Lool Daughter is kid now 3 or 4. I may tease my cousin

i don't have any real regrets or consider it rape. i've always been promiscuous and turns out all i needed to trigger my sexual awakening was an impromptu push from a 22 year old loli obsessed neet. the sex was decent, didn't hurt but i was understandably uncomfortable for a little while but that's the only down side for me. On the other hand, the dude was literally plagued with guilt and paranoid that the Feds were going to lock him up for the following 3 or 4 months we dated.