Ask someone who just spent 200 dollars on a horse cock anything!

ask someone who just spent 200 dollars on a horse cock anything!
also general bad dragon thread

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any other dildos?

ass pics? so we have something to look forward too

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well yea i started out with some shit tier normie dildos. not even worth posting tbh. been meaning to throw them away cos jelly
i mean i do but thats not what this thread is about
dont wana derail it this early

Why didnt you just fucking buy a horse for 200 dollars jesus and you can even eat it when you are done

>ask someone who just spent 200 dollars on a horse cock anything!
What'd you eat today?

Why'd you only get a medium if you're buying a horse-cock? At least get a large.

Why didn't you get a suction cup?
Why didn't you get a prettier color?
Why didn't you get a soft firmness, do you enjoy ripping your intestines?

I bought a yellow Bumble Hooves and called it Futashy

Suction cups are worthless.

And medium firmness > soft

Not OP, just my opinion. Have 6 or 7 bad dragon toys.

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Fem here
I'm in love with my terra
That is all

the idea is sorta hot but i dont think id ever do it, dont wana end up like mr hands
a sandwich and some baked potatoes and im about to eat fruit n shit
man i don't wana ruin my anus. medium is big enough. i was sorta tempted but its just not a smart idea.
>Why didn't you get a suction cup?
dont think you can with chance
also dont feel the need for one
>Why didn't you get a prettier color?
i like this color
alexandrite is pretty as fuck
>Why didn't you get a soft firmness, do you enjoy ripping your intestines?
soft is too soft
tried bf's dragon dildos and they are nice but its like tryna fuck someone who cant get a boner.
tfw not ponyfag at all

turns out since it was a stock item it can't be cancelled despite being within 24hrs

looks like babby's first dildo is small/medium firm, boys! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

pics of terra? not you just the toy

Have you tried the anthro pussies?
I'm assuming you're a guy. Cocks don't interest me but those penetrables look really interesting especially the werewolf with the anatomically correct canine vulva

In that case you have to get used to it.
Still a great dick imo

Terra is pretty fucking nice. Good choice.

Shit, I have an original Varka in uh.. large or extra large? Hasn't ruined my ass. Granted, I could only ever take the head and down to the top of the second knot.

R8

bitch please, i spent way more than that on my dog's cock if you count breeder fees, food costs, and vet bills

why are those so expensive? Can't you get them cheaper on that same website?
And surely one of their competitors might be better, I can't remember the name but bad dragon isn't the only company that makes animal dicks.

dont worry about it man
just get a different toy to help stretch maybe, and warm up first.
its not too big so you wont ruin your butt. just make sure you are ready.
never tried any penetratables. though i guess if you were gonna buy something latex to fuck it may as well be awesome furfag latex
some of the sizes on bd toys are just scary man. only even considered the medium chance because ive taken actual dicks about the same size lel.
very nice
how do you like the glass buttplug? woundering if im missing out on anything with my cheap ass metal ones.
i don't wana fuck real animals though i just want a really cool dildo

Have you tried it, and, if so, doesmitmfeel painful or wonderful.

Are there any specific types of soap to avoid when washing these things? Or types of ziploc plastic that will fuse to it? Website just said soap and water was fine, wasn't very specific

or you could make boiled dildos mmm

what size is the blue??

Plus my new one
I don't think there will be much difference between your metal and a glass
Both totally ridged materials so they probably feel relatively the same

What would you guys recommend for a first dildo?

You can literally run Bad Dragon dildos through a dishwasher with 0 problems. Ive done it several times. It's medical grade silicone, IIRC.. it can handle the heat and cleaners.

The blue one is a chance small
It is rather...small

Don't get a glass plug

i had the icicles one, it broke in my ass
Lucky I could poop it out before anyone noticed

Seriously

i specifically remember one like "king of the Savannah" or some shit that had spines all over it.

Glass breaking in your ass? Is this 1 guy 1 jar?

well yea im sure someone else makes horse cocks for cheaper but.. eh.
money wasn't really an issue. wanted to go all out, and wanted the nice custom color.
and i already know i like bd toys.
don't have this toy yet. pretty sure its gonna feel great though
been a while since i took something this big so may have to stretch. but it feels nice when its tight anyway
you can get some special toy cleaner from them. and i know you can boil them when you want them really clean.
but apart from that i dont know. im new.
glass always looked pretty fancy but if it feels prettymuch the same then meh
got my plug for 6 bux. love it.
for first ever? get something cheap and simple tbh
your fuckin joking

I work in an ER. Dont get glass toys.

nope, since the base was not much bigger than the plug itself, my butt swallowed it.
Broke pretty much instantly

This is bullshit
First of all they are made from an extremely dense glass that is near unbreakable
Secondly if it did break inside you you wouldn't have been able to just poop it out, it doesn't work that way. You would have been hospitalized and had it surgically removed

do you know of any other makers that make bad-dragon style stuff?

Exotic erotics

I thought as a material solid glass had extremely high resilience to compressive stress but idk I might be remembering material science wrong

I know, I heard the same thing before
So I was really panicking when it happened.
Like i said, I was lucky I could poop it out

No you are right, that one user js just full of shit

The muscles in your anus are pretty fucking strong

well shit
nah i didn't really look into it too much. they definately exist though

If the glass is at the entrance it's not any different from poop really

If it wanders up though, you need surgery

Can I have the photo?
(I took it already.)

Suction cups sound like a good idea but you're never going to use them more than a couple times before the novelty wears off. Also seconding this, soft is too soft, medium is just right.

New to butt stuff, what is the procedure or regimen for stretching/warming up? Is stretching a several day or week long work up or is it just have something slightly smaller up in there for a few mins?

I love suction cups, nothing more pleasing than sticking my dildo to the wall and fucking myself with no hands doggystyle
Wouldn't get on a BD toy or anything larger than a normal sized human penis dildo

How do you get someone's ass ready for anal sex? How to avoid getting browndicked and not hurting the other person? What is the best lube to use?

Eh, maybe I'm just weird then. My first dildo had a suction cup but I never used it more than a few times. The idea is hot, I'm just not as flexible as I used to be.

Have the person use an enema
Use a moderate sized but plug on them, the diameter should be smaller than your dick
Something gel like, very thick and sticky
Be gentle

Here's the Flint I got recently... made it a challenge for all my partners who can fit it deeper. One managed to get it in till the blue. Impressed!

yes
its just from the site
well just work your way up
start with fingers for a little, then something a little bigger, and keep going until you are comfortable

and enema first. dont wana shit on everything right?
pretty much what i said up here ^
as for lube, i dont think there's a "best"
use whatever lube you prefer. i kinda like coconut butter. not too slippery so you don't lose much feeling.
sorta oily tho and hard to get off after. but its actually good for skin so who cares
yea thats big as shit
nice color choice. almost got mine in full spectrum

>chance with cumtube
>lolinco
>glass plug
>cage
10/10 taste my dude

I've heard enemas are bad for you, but I don't know personally. Is that true at all?

Will this lead you down the path to grabbing actual horse dick? like some sort of gateway dick

doing it too often will inhibit the bacteria in your bowels that break down food, but the occasional enema is fine

doubt it. i actually work with horses and have no desire to fuck them. their dicks are kinda hot tho
but not into animals really

One can only hope.

Hey thanks user!
Absolutely untrue
They can be if you do them daily though. You have a lining of mucus in your colon you don't want to continually remove, but I enema like twice a week or once a week. You also kind of learn how to use just the right amount and timing to not remove mucus

What kind of realistic dildo is that on the left? And where did you buy it?

>not into animals though
Nigga you just brought a realistic horse dick to shove in your ass, the only difference between that and an actual horse dick is one is fake one is real

That's like saying you would fuck a pocket pussy but aren't interested in fucking real pussy.
You brought a horse dildo simulate taking horse dick just admit it mang. Horse dong is god tier dong anyway

>Exotic erotics
huh
that's fair
come to think of it horses are kinda hot in a way, the muscle beneath their fur complementing their testicles and anuses....

It is a really cheap shit toy that I do not recommend at all.
I do however recommend my dual density toy Here is the link shevibe.com/real-nude-dayo-dual-density-silicone-dildo-by-blush-novelties.aspx

Just jerk off those stallions man we all know you deep down want to anyway

doesnt mean i want to fuck a real horse tho
in theory and in furry porn, its hot. but in real life its probably dificult, dangerous, and not as good as porn makes it out to be.
ever watched horse on girl porn? not as interesting as you think. seems more like a mental thing than it actually being really pleasurable.
>That's like saying you would fuck a pocket pussy but aren't interested in fucking real pussy.
actually.....
yea id fuck a pocketpussy because its a bit of plastic. i don't really want to fuck a real female because they are annoying and blood and babies come out of real pussies. its why im gay.

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Horses are gross, I just like the shape of the toy. God damn animal fuckers trying to project this bullshit
I also DO own a pocket pussy and I don't like real pussy
Get fucked

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Oh boy, it's that time of the thread again

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I have that mouse pad.

See what I mean, god damn animal fuckers literally cannot contain themselves but to ahit up a good thread with their disgusting shit

I spent $70 on a dog cock.

fuck off

You are disgusting

Disgusting mate, you should be executed for fucking animals

this is the horsefucker thread I guess

Yeah but deep down all furries are at least a little zoo, whether they accept it or not it's still at least part animal
Yeah being fucked by a horse would more than likely be a brutal encounter I agree there but come on if you are willing to spend hundreds on a realistic horse dick toy then it's pretty safe to say if given the chance and knowing nothing bad would happen and nobody would find out, you would play with a juicy horse cock and balls till it either busted a nut (more than likely on you or in your gob)

And yeah I assumed you Probs didn't like real pussy but was just a hypothetical, saying its like you would use a human dick dildo but wouldn't want the real thing shoved in your butt would probs have been a better way to put it

You don't belong here

id play with one sure. never said i wouldn't
but fucking one is totally different
even if it seems really hot in theory..
whole point of getting the horse dildo is to feel that awesome length.
looks like it barely goes in.
like if you were gonna fuck some guy with a huge cock and he only put the tip in. why bother?
>you would use a human dick dildo but wouldn't want the real thing shoved in your butt
friend of mine likes putting some stuff in his butt while fucking his gf but im pretty sure he wouldn't bottom for a guy.

compressive stress, but not lateral tension stress

I was thinking on getting a bad-dragon.com/products/mountaindrake.

But I don't know if I should go with soft or medium. What do you guys think?

what size?
and id say go for medium.

buy a medium unless you like your dicks flaccid

>i don't really want to fuck a real female because they are annoying and blood and babies come out of real pussies.

and YOU

Yeah good point, to be fair just playing with one and smearing dat horse dong all over yourself seems fun enough

Only one size.
Thanks anons, guess I'll go for a medium.

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