Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Scheme taking over the world

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Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your necky wecky~* murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard~ *licks balls* punish me daddy~ nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles* yess daddy, cum in my mouth *suckles more on daddy's cock*

>Rem-rin claimed

Claimed Rem-rin

Off to sleep.

Have a good day everyone.

still here


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i quit im looking for a new one

Saber claim
5 more probably gonna be a month till I get there
>Cali
Ayy I'm in Arizona myself
Alright in a match now so I'll add ya afterword

Dammit Internet.

Nico claimed~

Blasphemy!
>Honestly i love going outside anyways~

I'm glad too! It's always a pleasure to talk to you.
The thread is nice and fun as usual!
>So long as I go on at night ahaha

Iowa claimed

I think I know those reasons. No need to be rude to me for it.
Your dream has been expanded. Like I said dude you'll work your way up and eventually have a viking mechanic tavern. Maybe not today but perhaps some day.

Koko is also a cali fag but he's bay area IIRC.
>I like to go outside and do things!
Same fam but my friends don't do things to go out really.
Sounds like a good brother.. Watching Northernlion play gungeon. It's really enjoyable to watch! Sounds like it'll be fun haha.

4 seconds faster than you. Nice try tho.
Rem-rin is love
Rem-rin is life

Just beat the shit out of some monster grills on MGQ and now im bored,goodnigth anons!

>Miia eternaly calmed

Always a good time heh. What's going on later if you don't mind me asking? It goes well, chill night after being out all day.

Chivalry seemed buggy as hell but it still managed to produce some good content to watch, the bugs might of helped that heh. I'd love to find something, if I can run it that is. Haven't used that in ages but it could make for fun times.

>I could go further
You know what, you're right about that.

Yep! Very addictive and fun, has all of the songs created for the series.

Yeah it was a very dreary time. I mean waiting until the end of the year to let people know seemed kinda dickish but then again, we have no idea what he was going though. Haha, about the only good thing that happened. That's where the problems began, it would of been weird to have half the group family friendly then James and Aleks ordering strippers and what not, funny shit though. CC is going to put those two along with the others back on the map
>Fucking Silva
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I'll get you, and by any means, Rem.

R-O-L-L

Yozora claimed.

Hey everyone

DEKOMORI CLAIM DESU~

Goodnight

You know nothing!
Shut up titty monster.

Oh yeah it wasn't ever perfect by no means haha. And oh yeah i have to abide by some of the people in the /waifu/s chat computer limits.
>Basically we already have a ton of games we've thought of/got/played that can work on any kinda potato.
Message me on steam about joining love~

Heya love. How was your day?

forgot to say that was going to sleep
gudnith

wheres my 5 links?

Good morning everyone

Kek at least we didn't cheat by making the thread like that retard Diego. Man the whole /waifu/ thread was about Rem-rin

forgot pic

If I remember correctly, you were called Sanchito? And yes, it was jerk move, but he claimed her, and that's what matters to us.

Buenos días.

Yeah Diego gave me that nickname. Don't know why tbh. I started calling him Diego because as far as I know that's a common name in Spain.

Night Kyokokokoko.

Sorry, noticed an update for my UI mod came out and wanted to get it installed.

What's goin on tomorrow? Something fun planned?

Not even!
>I've come to like it within the last few months. It's an odd story.

We could both go further. ;^)

Ayy, Yozo. Sup!
>Story when?

Pretty average, nothing really exceptional happened.
If all goes well, I might have something to brag about tomorrow.

Good morning Sachi.

>arizona
I know a guy down there you're close enough haha. and a month to get to T9? Jesus it takes a bit to get up there.
Yea it kind of seemed like they already decided he was gone but wanted to put it off. From what I collected he just had a really shitty time with his health. I mean before CC left that's how it was lmao, It'd was already getting a bit weird with the split on comedic differences.
>SILVA I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
I know plenty! I won't shut up. you know.

Ah, okay. Guess you can call me whatever.
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I love sitting on a bike for 5 minutes waiting for it to warm up

I bet you do

How did you know that the vibration gets me off?

Then baptize yourself, I'm not really good with nicknames and I bet you wouldn't like Diego to give you a lame nickname.

I am your bike

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5 for you love. Hope you enjoy!

Hmm any specific reason behind why you suddenly enjoy it?

Hey average doesn't always mean bad. What's going on that you could brag about?

No you don't! 10$ says you don't know why.
I'll make you shut up.

Not a Christian. I don't skinny dip in salt water. Anyways, take over for me, gonna sleep. Buenos Noches?

What story?

Alright. Bikes done. See you all in about an hour.

This beautiful mass of lard

You got me wrong. I meant that you could name yourself whatever you want, not to actually baptize yourself.
Alright user. Be seing you tomorrow. Buenas noches for you too

seeing*

Oh but I do! You don't want me talking about it tho so I won't. and how're you gonna do that?

I've been dating this chick for a couple of weeks and I know for a fact she wants the D.

Cya

Claimed.
Are you new here?
If so welcome and glad you joined in!
Goodnight.
What made you quit?
What are you looking for?
Same to you.
Anyways, there was another Nico claimer sometime ago........
Night thread is amazing. Too I haven't been on lately.
Also, what made you change?
He's great.
I have no idea what that is. Jaja
What have you doing in the past? Reason being I haven't seen you?
Getting my computer setup to play games on it. It's actually my first time doing something like this. Little anxious about it. How was the day?
A new gaming computer, I'm thrilled about it! Even missing work to play on it. Jaja

Not sure My only guess is when I started losing my Ex, I started looking at everything else in life that I could be enjoying!
>I had eyes for only her, and when she was gone, I turned my eyes elsewhere.

Beating up crocodiles!

Ah snap, how good is it?

Claimed.

hey

Not really. Want this waifu thread to become a Rem-rin thread?

hey

Sauce?

hey

hey

thanks babe
hey shizuru
>rattle rattle
that's pretty good

Gungeon is a fun looking game. You should look into it when you get the chance!
Mostly just doing games and such. Haven't been here since I was kinda taking a break for various reasons. Now seems as good time as ever to come back.

Bait? Anyway sauce's Re: zero

If you knew you'd say it so you clearly don't
and that's for me to know and you to find out.

Hahaha you sure? When it comes to that we usually don't let the guy know very easily.

Was there? well i guess it's mine now~
Night thread is where it's at no doubt!
Oh that's a long story.. don't worry too much about it.

Oh so it was a coping mechanism? That's great! you never want a coping mechanism be something that's detrimental to you so going outside and enjoying yourself is a really good one!

Don't mention it.
Hope you enjoyed them!

The broken arms and hit boxes can vouch for that heh. Yeah mine isn't for any kind of gaming really, just meets the requirements by a notch. Oh really? That's pretty nice.
>On it~.

I'm not going anywhere with you :^)

They seem to do that with a lot of info. Yeah the health was the main part, other than that I'd guess it was the same as everyone else's gripes. Kek, got a point there, so glad they left.
>Soujia Boy is the new hot meme.
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Ayy, sweet man. Hope it goes well, need to get myself something like that. It'll go fine. Nice, went and ran some errands, traveled to a part of time I haven't visited in a long time. Nice to see not much has changed, was raining too so that was even better.

>Rattles

hey

What the fuck do you want

Neither is kokos.
>We still make him get a ton of games that'll work on his potato to play with us.

>Drunk Yozo snitches on himself again.
Give me a second to pretype it please. I'm on my phone.

I hope I'm sure.
Can't really tell with women, but there's only one way to find out.

>Whip it out

That's fine
Yeah it takes a while
I do visit California every now and then went on the midway this year thinking about going on the Iowa next time

Claiming Ruby and going to sleep
o/ everyone

what the fuck is that thumbnail I didn't do this
It's all about what you were being rude for you know and don't play these mind games with me!
I kind of feel like they do that to stir up some banter but it doesn't really do anything good. It's not even been long and they almost got 500k subs, I think CC has a bright future.
What do ya visit cali for? Family? You gotta take pictures of being on that beautiful boat when you do dude.

better than tinder! plenty of horny cosplay sluts of your city on dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/4changils.html

Forgot to metnion but SILVA IT'S TIME TO STOP

>iowa

youtube.com/watch?v=pMDw255JQIA

PLEASE DO NOT DO THAT WE HATE IT.
I promise. That is a bad idea lmao

You don't know what i was being rude for after all. I'll play whatever games i want.

I go there for Vacation got a few friends there too. But mostly I go there for recreation. Change of scenery is nice too even if the traffic isn't.

I'll take Blake then.
Night night.

I guess I could call it a coping mechanism. Or maybe I just realized obsessing over a person I've never even met IRL was the stupidest thing, and I was missing out on so much in life by doing so.

Ayyy, don't be like that bby :^)

>Drunk Yozo snitches on himself again.
Hahahahaha, that gave me a laugh. No rush m8.

Later today!
>Iowa is docked in CA?
I know the Midway is a few blocks from me, but where is the Iowa at?

Cutest bike.

better than tinder! plenty of real anime sluts of your city on dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/4changils.html

Hey guys don't you know it's
>Present day
>Present time

wew

pls respond.

Oh I see.. well either way it was for the best, no?
>Iowa is docked
More like Iowa is displayed in CA. Iowa is, like in the game, only useful because people enjoy looking at her. Other than that she's useless irl and in game :^)

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I think it's "future proof" whatever that means.
I don't how it gonna work out.
No gracias. Como va?
>That thumbnail....
I probably will look into it.
Ah that's yhe reason, good to see you back still being awesome.
Yeah, they were on the day thread. I guess they left.
Okay I won't ask any further. Where is she from?
I do hope so as well, thanks.
Rain has been on and off over here lately.
It's odd.
What part of time did you travel?

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MANDATORY claim. What's up guys? What a shot day.

Love Live!
>She's the best idol, don't tell Maki

Is this what you meant?
Eh I never would have thought someone would want to vacation here haha. Though I doubt the heat is very different.
Glad to hear it. Thanks dude! Anything important I miss from you while I was gone?

Seriously I can't go to bed until you explain why you said "hey" to me.

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>We
"The people of Sup Forums thought femanons were a myth."
Until now.

>Don't whip out dick
So I wait for female to initiate the sex?

>Be me 2 years ago
>Somehow stumble home after party
>Drunk
>Probably high too
>Painstakingly log on into steam and join teamspeak server
>Gamebros are there
>Start screaming at them about how we need to get into CS now and fuck shit up
>Speech slurred as fuck
>No one understands me
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