ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

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what kind of car??

I've masturbated in every Barnes and Noble I've ever been in.

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hotttttttt

me too (I've never been in one).

I once worshipped and came on my sisters feet when she was passed out drunk

id ask how you havent been arrested and put on a sexual offender list but you are probably the only person in the store at the time besides the stoned teenage and 99yo employees

I poop out of my butthole.

My gf who is 25 is a virgin.

I hold the secrets to a hidden city in the sand that harbors the fountain of youth.

born again virgin for the 500th time maybe

I wanna meet and date a tiny, skinny girl I can fatten into sexy, voluptuous woman with more cushin for the pushin and spoil her rotten

I used to touch people while they were sleeping when I was a teen

im about to kill my fourth person. its crazy because i realized that just anybody can become a murderer. pretty easy actually

I sucked my friends uncut cock and let him fuck me in the ass when we were coked out

I steal and sniff panties

i dont bother even hiding these threads, i just scroll right past cancer

How did you do it?

I fucked my cousin in her ass and came in her

I have a crush on my manager.

Where it at

I want to get a group of guys and gangbang my sister. Fill and cover her in all of our cum

it gets me off to share pics of my gf

> when i was 13 i used to live with my grandparents for acouple years
> next door neighbors was an elderly couple with their adult daughter living with them
> she was my favorite jerk off fantasy, i remember her bedroom was at an angle to mine where if i craned my neck i could just see into a corner of her room.
> she used to sit in that corner in her undewear getting dressed and would never bother to close the curtains
> i used to hide by our mutual fence and jerk off watching her paint in the backyard
> one day i broke in and stole some nude self portraits she had did, original plan was to just mess around with her stuff maybe jerk off on her bed or something
> hide portraits in a grandparents storage shed behind some old boxes
> think she knew it was me. asked me straight up once if i had ever seen one of her portraits. gave me an odd look when she asked, but of course i said no

I...

I pee in the shower ...

he pressed start on the game menu

ITT: we pretend we aren't all FBI agents

I stuck my finger in a sleeping girls asshole

Post, nigga!

i wanna be trans, but i could never pass

Were you siting in on the left or on the right? what colour dress did she have on?

Pic? I used to think about my ex gf getting fucked by her brothers when I'd fuck her. I'd come hard

I have a female friend with a fiance, and I hate saying it but I love her. Though I suppose at this point i've realized that just because I can't have her doesn't mean I can't love her all the same, but just as friends.

I have stolen pictures of my aunts breasts that I pleasure myself to.

That's not bad

I knew it!

>stole self portraits
Why didn't you just take pics with somebody's camera and bring the camera back? Something other than stealing smh

I have a foot fetish

Something about my browser on mobile refreshes the page 9 times out of 10. Trying to though

I consume very high amounts of amphetamines every day, without suffering from any withdrawal or side effects.

36 year old male. Married 3 years. Post my dick pics online. Seek out others guys and exchange on kik. Sometimes send jerk off videos. My cock isn't all that impressive. I just get off on it.

I have an incest relationship with my family

your whole family? that's a lot of work.

Get back to us in a few years

Lemme know when you get a key to the fountain of girl.

Did you figure out how to nuzzle in the vines without cutting yourself?

Nice

I've been doing this for 3 years now, my doctor says everything's fine.

i didnt know at the time she had any, and i was not a smart kid.
hence the completely random spur of the moment im horny and their gone plan to break in to their house
i say break in but the doors were just unlocked
besides even if i did think about that. i didnt really have any friends in the area yet and my grandparents didnt have a camera.
i agree the stealing is shitty, i was just to worried about getting in trouble to try and take them back. makes you feel better i felt like shit after i had finished wanking off the first time

Yeah my whole family including a few aunts, uncles and cousins.

I masturbate an average of 8 times a day. Several times I have cum over a hundred times in a day.

...is this a joke about not getting pussy?
Haha, no. There was plentiful. The problem was is that they were sordid and malicious. Ripe bodies, decrepit souls.

huh, do you think the rest see it as a secret?

No, it's a reference to an Oglaf comic.

I'm too lazy to look it up.

super sure on that
nice self delusion though, no skin off my back if a druggie wants to lie to himself

This?

Naw, it's later on. They find the fountain of girl.

Yes, they probably see it as a secret. We're not allow to talk or speak about it to anyone or outside in public.

We ended up in a relationship and now she's pregnant. True story

In real life, most trans do not really pass.

Ah.
Well there are girls. Soulless skanks that are passed around like fuck meat but you're supposed to be so drunk of the fountain not to care that you're being spiritually corrupted.

I meant within the family, but I guess you answered that question as well.

Who's in your family?

My dad's a convicted Serial arsonist.

are you australian?

after giving a guy i knew for two months a blow job (4 different times) I think I'm fucking obsessed with him.

She's cute.

kek
like every single one of them think their the secret sinful one when in reality theirs a fucking train being run on aunt helen? like one leaves the room the next one enters?

I don't feel bad about it, but I know its wrong all the same to want her in such a way. I haven't told anybody I know since I'm not keen on fucking up one of my best friendships.

Is that banjo music I hear?

Thank you. I used to cum on her while she slept when we were in our early teens

My bad. Yeah everyone in my family see it as a secret. We know we're not supposed to tell others about it.

My mom, dad, my younger sister, my older brother, and me.

No, why?

It's actually Hill Billy music.

I'm in a relationship with two women. They don't know about each other.

The first I've been dating for about 3 years and she's a year older than I am. She wants to get married and have kids in the next few years. I already know I won't marry her, but I keep her around to get laid. Other than that, she tends to get on my nerves.

The second one I've been dating for about half a year now. She's 6 years younger than I am. She's way too attractive for me, but very inexperienced when in comes to relationships. I'm very certain that if I stay with her, she'll want to marry once she finishes graduate school.

They're both long distance, so they likely won't find out -- at least not anytime soon. They both know of the existence of the other girl, but simply think the other's just a friend.

I feel absolutely zero guilt. Zero.

Like hey bob, just telling helen good night. Oh me jim too what a coincidence right? I'd say so bob, i'd say so.

My fiance's friend is in love with me but I pretend not to notice.

No no. I thought you meant that it was all incest but no one in the family knew about the others' incestuous activity.

I am extremely spiteful and competitive towards some of the people I attended college and high school with. I've always had a chip on my shoulder and I know firsthand that people love to kick you when your down.

Today I have a privileged spot in the entertainment industry doing cool stuff. I enjoy creeping on social media and watching these idiots flounder in their careers and mediocre-to-zero talent. I like that my success probably fucks with them. I love seeing life kick other people in teeth.

australian incest family was found not to long ago
so imbred they couldnt even tell their own connections to each other

>been wanting to dump the GF
>shes boring AF
>might do it tomorrow

After 25 years of being together, my wife finally granted me access to her ass. I showed her some amateur porn of girls really enjoying that and she actually became curious, so yesterday we decided to try it.

I had no prior experience, but wanted to try it like for ever. I thought it would hurt at first and that I had to take it slow, then this happens:

> I lube up by hard cock and after inserting one, and later two fingers to loosen it up, tried to get my dick in.
> We decide standing is the best position so she bends over and I go stand behind her.
> Expect it to be a struggle and go slow
> The tip is in about half way and she moans, I think she is in pain, so i stop, she starts urging me to press on, so I do
> It goes in all the way in one move, almost no resistance at all and when I look down i'm in balls deep!
> The tip of my dick feels something solid (shit I guess) but instead of it being really tight, it feels really spaceous.
> In fact, the only thing I feel that is kind of tight is the grip at the base of my dick
> She starts making these deep moans and begins moving her ass up and down my shaft
> My dick slips out, her ass stays open en it slips in, no problem.
> The moment I slip it back in her knees buckle and her arms colaps and she is now on her knees and on her belly just moaning deeple and breathing like she's the exorcist.
> Since The in and out was the only thing I really felt, I start making long strokes, pulling my dick out and sticking it back in, rapidly.
> She now has no control and goes limp, which loosens her asshole more, which in turn urges me to pick up the pace more.
> Then she comes, and wow, did she come.
> I'm taling muscle spasms, inelligable words spurting from her mouth spitting them out more than talking, eyes turned to the back of her head and then she passes out.

My confession? I continued fucking her when she passed out since I hadn't cum yet and was kinda angry I had to finish solo..

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Im fuckbuddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister

Do they also know you weigh over 500 pounds?

Everyone I know thinks I am a human being. Sometimes I believe the act too. I'm still deciding on what to vote for humans: Conquest, extermination or ignore.

So do you guys just have family sex after dinner every Friday night or something?

That pussy must be tight

>granted me access to

fine beta male specimen here. How long until she allows you to masturbate in the corner while she fucks one of her boyfriends?

Are you in Australia?

> POST YOUR SECRETS
OP is a faggot

>butthurt detected

yeah it's pretty nice

Like all of you, I do not exist. We are figments of the imagination of Lars Vincent Helmsworth, a patient in Hell's Pass Hospital's mental health wing.

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She let you fill her with jizz?

Hue

i was 12 and baited a girl in my class to have a massive fucking crush on me. used her for everything and dumped her for another chick 2 year later. other chick killed herself

I still get off to the thought of being deflowered by the scummy Internet predator I met when I was 15. and I fucking hate that.