Dutch LGBT bettors acceptance edition
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First for trading being SUCH a meme
Third for betting gods PLEASE give me a win
4th for Lieberman being the king of /bet/.
wtb benfica
7th for REFUSING to stop topping up on Trump
TorasAngel tip WHEN
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>you 3 in charge of counting
baka
Retards, PLEASE take me under your wing
I'm here.
nth for contemplating trimming my legs desu
That loss yesterday broke her heart ;_;
How the mighty have fallen
Kek, was actually second but thought someone would get in just before me
Fuck off cunt, I asked first.
>-EIGHTY (80) units of profit
Mackers?
Who is this? inplay2g?
Already putting this TT bet down in spready as a loss
He was probably down 80 units on the Wolfsburg kids match alone
At least he held.
>you will never play a match of rugby will Eleanor and Cmac, have a little play around in the showers afterwards and then go meet Euan in the pub for a few half cokes
Why even fucking live boys!?
Wrong. Its a /bet/ trip
>obsessed.
>It is a no goal 2nd half again
FFS Basel
FFS
>meeting euan with his irnbru crusty teeth
no thank you
Euan looks like Greg James here
Model-kun?
Euan SUCH a nice looking lad. No idea how he isnt getting more matches.
C'mon make it third time lucky, I believe in you Hass
>being this good looking
>still can't get a girl
What is wrong with him?
Please don't tell me it's me
Women don't like assholes.
Your mum did
Pegged me all night long last night pmsl
Yes they do, they dont like autists though.
Pmsl
Hope its Lieberman
>being this good looking
>still can't get a girl OR profit in Asia
fixed
kek
Can somebody who knows cricket a bit better than me explain why England did not enforce the follow-on with so much rain predicted over the next few days?
I get they could easily declare for 50 or 100 but just seems pointless, they can probably win without batting again and dragging it out just makes the draw more likely.
Yours is even worse PMSL
My mum is dead. Did you bring her back to life? You got that voodoo dick?
wtb then?
>90 minute goal when you bought under 2.25
I really really hate this meme
Feel very ill looking at that. Horrific run.
You've crossed a line here buddy
PLEASE keep the flirting to your containment board
>Harrison barely winning 3rd game
I see TT's shit streak is going to continue.
SURELY you can get it fourth time of asking
derfell
Feel sick man.
DAFC.
He's really not very good looking, there is a reason he doesn't get matches, he's quite ugly and scrawny with bad teeth
was so SO DAC today and was pissed off so played roulette
now im UAC!!!!
I REFUSE to believe this
He is above average looking. You dont need to be a 10/10 to get matched on Tinder. He is good looking enough for women to give him a chance.
He must have a terrible bio and/or choice of pics on his Tinder.
Agreed. If I were a woman, I wouldn't date Euan. Very sad individual and probably a manlet too!
>bad teeth
Would do truly nasty things to have teeth like his tbqh
I think he had 4 10/10s on the same game and had lost a ton of bets before that
I'm better looking than Euan hence why I get better matches and I would say I'm average or slightly below average.
post face, i assure you Euan is a 6 or 7/10
NEED more faces of /bet/
Matches is ALL about location. When you never leave your town you're not going to get many unless your radius is high as fuck.
Euan looks pretty tall though, reckon he could get more matches if he put it in his bio with a bit of wit
Not going to do that am I. Just think about it logically, why would he get such ugly matches if he was a 6 or 7/10? IS every female in his region deluded or you?
This is an aggressive reminder to get on Donald Trump now while he is @3.4. Ridiculous price.
NEED to see Lieb's true face
>Harrison to deuce every game
Not a fan of this style
Euan would smash it on tinder in South America tbf needs to do it to boost his confidence.
because like I said he must be using shitty photos and have a boring bio
also maybe he doesnt live in a dense Tinder area
I've seen him a few times, pretty good-looking dude.
>not just laying Hilary at a better price
slug
Don't understand these odds desu
When it can only either be Hilary or Trump it can only go two ways. Not like in football where it can draw, or go to pennos
Haha. Good one. Had me for a second there.
Also reccomending putting a bit on Gary Johnson because he will shorten a lot once he gets into the debates.
THIS
It will either be one or the other.
Anything above evens is just pure value.
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Euan is above average height, seen him in pictures with Cmac and there's not a massive difference
>never in the 1st XV so never got to play with Cmac
TEARS
Is this meant to be funny? Think you should stick to tipping 365 only rball bets and stay away from politics after your EMBARRASSING performance with the Brexit.
>muh laying
Hsss' tip won, though.
TorasAngel SO unfit.
>after your EMBARRASSING performance with the Brexit.
wot
>He didn't go large on turnout
>He didn't have an enjoyable trade on brexit while the results were being announced
talking about your "write up" where you said remain would win easily because David Cameron wanted it pmsl
Tip when?
Do girls care whether you can profit in Asia lads? Is this why I don't have a gf ;_;
Ridiculously short you mean. Trump has LITERALLY no chance
any b-b-b leaks lads?
>because David Cameron wanted it pmsl
BEGGING you to find this in the archives.
He's on Greece lid
Someone said Barry Goldwater
who is cmac?
need caps of Euan admitting defeat
you would end up giving betting more attention than them. they hate not having enough attention, lad.
Where's BritTurk?
Where's Mr. Obscure?
UAC group on FB.
>He's on Greece lid
cheers mate
line and stake?
also how do you know? you're not on followers list
BritTurk took me under his wing.
Jamal can give them the extra attention tbf.
I was kidding lad
Where's Oil?
Where's Unibwin?
just go on TT and look at bird's latest tip
>I was kidding lad
thought you were trustworthy. looks like I have no real friends in this world after all........
He ACTUALLY is on Greece pmsl. The info is because they'll be angry for losing
Greece were the favorite in this tournament but yesterday Iceland won them in the semi finals with 3 points. That was a big shock for Greece. No they play for the 3rd place, a victory will put them in the a league. They are angry after the loss yesterday, playing at home. I predict a 10 points victory.
Line in William Hill is 5,5 but 6,5 in Bet365, that's good to take also.
He was on -5.5
sandhausen +0.5 world
Harrison such a retard.
+5.5 a large then?