Roast me /b

Roast me /b
Pro tip:you cant because I am a god

I'm not even going to bother, Jesus Christ.

Long blue hair, what are you the offspring of a Human that mated with a Night Elf? Back to Azeroth with you, faggot!!

Im quite proud of that thanks

your doing the james bond look with the hand gun shit. FUCKING UNORIGINAL FAG.

Back to church with you faggot.

Wasnt the intention at the time nor did I think that was a thing attributed to him but at least your roast was original good job

Did you go to prom alone?

No im not a shyfag

Very ill fitting suit... Look retarded...

prove it

also shyfag sounds stupid

G8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8

A god? No wonder I didn't believe, I was always looking up for him.

Was waiting 4 som1 2 roast the wrinkles around my ankles

Are you a dwarf?

I am the god of blue...immortal in all my awesomeness

Okay but for real, prove it. How would that be bait even?

We both kno how thats b8 m8 we kno how /b works

Too easy for me. It's my job to notice that sort of thing.

A girl that looks exactly like you sucked my dick in the park the other day. Idk if that's a roast or just sad.

>this much damage control

No but I am short 5"6 5"7 something

I guess I don't. explain

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1. Blue hair, you are a faggot
1a. Blue hair, you are probably a brony
1b. Blue hair, you are "that kid" at school
1c. Blue hair, you try to stand out but it just makes you look like a queer

2. You clearly bought your suit at a thrift shop or it's a hand me down and you're probably a poorfag
2a. You are too fucking retarded to wear the suit before you buy it

Wash your filthy hands you degenerate

Straighten your tie, your hobbit date is on her way.

Really bad fitting suit nigga you look like the dude on the right in pic

That suits fit is terrible, you can tell the bow is pre tied too. You look like a dollar store version of John Travolta and not a well known dollar store like family dollar but something more like dollar general

Whats worse he bought a big suit that makes him look even shorter

You're already a clown what else is there to say

1b is true

Your suit is not tailored to fit you, so you look unprofessional with those baggy pants and slightly too long sleeves.

Your bow is not straight, nor are you based on your choice of hairstyle, faggot.

Not a gentleman/10

Sad for you, yeah. Homo.

i can't believe you guys are making yourselves look more retarded than op

is this just layers of bait

You look like AIDS Skrillex. oh, and YOURE FUCKING A WHITE MALE!

The spy pic with the roast wins this as top roast 10/10 for you user

the last time i saw somebody with blue hair they were screaming rape at me for looking at them
is this your prom photo? because from what it seems your as lonely as a trap with blue hair...oh wait
dress up for the ladies but nobody but me knows you really are a lady
did you dye your hair blue to fit your crippling depression of no GF?
you think your using the james bond gun sign but we all know where those fingers go when your alone at night

just like how a true roast should be
nice photo user trust me long dyed hair gets the bitches. nice work user

Oh no the SJWs got here...who let you on Sup Forums...let real humans roast me

I agree with this guy.

you look like your father beat you a lot

Tyrannosaurus kek

Hello OP,

I am not here to roast you, instead I will offer advice because I see a lot of potential.
The hair looks good, don't let anyone tell you otherwise, but it also looks unwashed. You could look like an elf, which I'm sure is what you're going for, but you need to take care of it.
Combining hair colour with suit colour, good job.
That suit, however, doesn't, well... Suit you. It's very VERY ill fiting. Get a better one.
Otherwise, carry on elf op.

you op or other user?

you look like the biggest cucc ever.

top gig (short for giggle)

What gun are you gonna use to shoot up the prom?

My cock is bigger.....

Guns are for pussies

not op.

Show me what you got, Sup Forums

I must have been right then...lol

you look like a retarded John Travolta who died his hair blue

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>didn't even get dubs