Remimder/Newsflash : Spas are fucking great places:

Remimder/Newsflash : Spas are fucking great places:

Firstly, there are fucking loads of steam rooms, which you can overuse to trick your brain into heat exhaustion mode which can get trippy as fuck.

Secondly there are women and girls of all ages and sizes hanging out in revealing bikinis and shit. And no one gives a fuck if you look at them.

Thirdly Women go to these places to abuse water jets in pools. I thought this might be a thing on previous visits, but yesterday when I went I watched 2/3 women visibly have orgasms (silent ones) in pools full of other people by standing with water jets pummeling their pussies.
The first one I saw while I was laying on a lounger at the side of the pool. She was right in front of me where I knew there was a water jet just below waist height, she started smiling to herself, her brow creased up, she covered her mouth and was nervously looking around, she kept going, face more contorted each time, ended up covering her face and eyes entirely, hugging the side of the pool. Eventually she moved away from the jet and was physically shaking, she left the pool.
Later another MILF as fuck woman, sat her fucking ass on the massive powerful water jet in the middle of the pool (LIKE WHY ELSE WOULD YOU DO THIS?) to start off with the expression was a "Fun" :-o look, which quickly turned into the crumple brow/slight fear/pain expression of a repressed orgasm, she stayed there for about 2/3 mins in clear view, clearly had given up caring. Then nervously moved away again.

Spas, shit is great, expensive as fuck, but it's like an unspoken heady swingers party of exhibitionism. I recommend them highly. Creeper heaven.

Pic sort of related.

girls of all ages? what is the youngest girl you saw?
- pedobear

the age limit on the place is 14, so you need to be over 14 to go.
There were plenty of 14 year olds.

too old, but still ok, how much moneyz for how much time?

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like £50 for the day, 8 hours ish.

often it's more than that, but they do dealz.

wow thats cheap where is that exactly?

it's also really easy to chill in a steam room, wait for it to be full of MILFs and slide your hard cock out from the side of your shorts to let them have a look.
Most don't seem worried by it.

it's in the UK, are you?

did you ever saw 14 yo girl orgasm? `lenny

No, all the secret orgasms were by MILFs.

I have, in the distant past, watched a 14yo orgasm, but that's a very different story.

and you expect me not to ask bout it?

>was 15
>in relationship with 14yo
>had tons of sex.
>the end.

movie sauce?

what fucking movie bro?

imdb

Londonfag here, where in the UK are you?

STFU man. We talking about spas, now get on our level.

you fucking oldfag... anyone can do that shit
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pornography.

>anyone can do that shi
I knew i seen it before, thx m8

I can do that, too xddd

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>too old

bump for other spa exhibitionist fags.

As a kid, like 15yo, i was in a spa with parrents.
Swimming in slow river (a few jets, one after another)
A dude constantly stood at one jet with his dick out, probably cumming all the time.
Actually regret not bumping into him and whatnot

in germany we go into saunas naked. if its a nude sauna you aren't allowed in with a towel or short on. it's prettys nice for checking out hot girls, since the saunas are for both genders most of the time

what's the deal if you get a rock hard boner though? Do you get kicked out?
I don't know if I'd be able to contain it.

hot.

Chekd

you'll get weird looks, cause everyone will know you're a horndog. but with a little concentration and because it's hard to get a boner at 80°C, you'll be alright. sometimes it can be difficult though. one time when i was in a sauna this banging hot chick walked in and i had to really concentrate on neither staring at her, since she sat down right next to me, nor popping a boner

What if you've got a little dick?
Are all the dudes hung like horses?

i'm not looking at the dicks, so i've got only a small sample-size, but most are average. do you think you'll be judged for your dick-size in a sauna? yes, some women check out dicks at the spa, but they wouldn't dare point and laught and the vast majority are there to realx and not to compare dicksizes

fuck it, you're still showing your dick.

LOL women actually look at mens dicks like that?

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>LOL women actually look at mens dicks like that?

why wouldn't they, you think women don't like dicks or something???

yes and personally i quite enjoy it. if you don't like women look at your dick, you shouldn't wip it out. i don't think it's a problem that they look at you, since they're naked too it's fair to everyone (that's the reason why you can't go in with a towel. keeps the pervs out).

there's also no age restriction for saunas. as a horny 12 year old i often went to the sauna just to look at naked chicks

If men look at the asses and tits "like that why wouldn't the woman do that?

well to be honest I've never experiened women being that way, I'm an 18yo who doesn't go out much, not that I don't want to, I just don't know where to go

not going out much is your issue, you just don't know the people of the world. GO OUTSIDE.

I will! I want to! I just finished school yesteday. So I have like a month free! But I get so confused about where to go.

I think my main fucking message is, GO TO THE SPA?

hehehe okay. I'm a member of virgin active which is like every virgin gym in the uk so I could go there. They have a small steam room and sauna there. I'm in London, do you have any reccomendations of any spas? Thanks

If I'm 18 can I get a happy ending at a spa? Are there any located in chinatown? NYC here

All the spas in my area are gender segregated. The common areas are for dry saunas and everyone has clothes on. Being an amerifag sucks sometimes.

That's a different kind of spa you're looking for. That's the chinese rub and tug massage parlor that has the word "spa" in its name.

sorry I don't know about what's available in London, probably just about anything though, if you look in the right places

Thanks anyway, I'll have a look around. Going to get off the computer and go out now!

That's why I said happy ending.
I guess it's common sense to just google it myself. Thanks I guess.

recipie for growing into a pedophile i guess

are you saying you didn't fuck anyone when you were 15, and if you didn't that you WOULDN'T have done so?

PLS GTFO

sorry couldn't be of more help m8. Here's some parlor review sites that I use when I get the urge to monger.

mpreviews.com - write a review and get like 10 days access to read other reviewers' details

usasexguide.info - locals sharing info about parlors and craigslist/backpage listings

rubmaps - membership req'd but I only use them for mapping purposes

good luck.

I'm gonna go to the sketchiest one in the slums of chinatown. It'll be a blast getting aids.

most people haven't, and if they did they would long for those loli asses forever.

im glad god saved me from that.

no age limit both gender spa? i couldnt made it without a boner

GOD saved you????

Why the fuck are you on Sup Forums dude?

Sup Forums is for random. not for edgy. all kinds of people are here

there are literally people posting CP right now, I was underage and she was underage, if in the same situation 95% of men would do the same.

Why do you feel a need to comment on a side line of this thread, please be gone, what I've done in my past is none of your fucking business.

hebephile*

it's not that common for underaged girls going to the sauna, but it happens and it's a nice sight, but you'd have to be extra careful when looking at them. i think i don't have to tell you what happens if someone sees you staring at the little girls pussy

looks like you are filled with pain. pls come into the light, i can sense the regret. remember i never claimed you were a pedophile or involve you as a person at all. thats something you did by yourself. kinda revealing isnt it

they cant do shit lawfully, they could just kick me out and make a scene i guess and nobody would like that

>and if they did they would long for those loli asses forever.
What exactly are you basing this on?
The only reason i have EVER heard about why 20+ isnt into im glad god saved me from that.
You have a great god if he saved you from the one thing every horny 15 year old wants to do most.

god loves pedophiles ; )

In my country you have to be naked in a spa.

which country? I'm coming.

I went to a spa sort of like this when i was 19. OP is right and I will tell you a little story of what happened.

>Be me Black 19 Year old 6,2
>Go inside the Sauna after a bit of swimming.
>Towels are a must and are required
>This Spa is not gender seperated but its pretty pricy.

>MILF walks in and shes at least a 8/10.
>Initiates the convo saying "You must be new here"
>She introduces her self and i also start introducing myself also.
>We talk about sports and she actually new a bit about basketball
>Fast Forward 5 minutes
>Tells me that she got divorced recently and that shes pretty lonely
>She moves directely beside me and starts touching me and shit
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>Literally starts rubbing my thighs and grabs my hard cock
>Gives me a handy for a bit and starts sucking.
>Im afraid cause i dont want anymone to walk in.
>Jizzed in her mouth and she swallows everything and giggles.
>Gives me her number

>MFW I got a blow job from a 8/10 Milf at a spa

This happened around 3 months ago and we still talk.

>You have a great god if he saved you from the one thing every horny 15 year old wants to do most.

i mean after you are 15. you cant miss something you never experienced.

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>you cant miss something you never experienced."
What.
Sure you dont litteraly "miss" it, but you still want it, you desire it.

you wont be detained or anything like that. but imagine someone saying "why are you looking at that girls crotch?" loud enought so everyone around you can hear it. you'd be lucky to get out without being beat the fuck up. you don't even want to be in the position to defend yourself from being a pedophile

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>today in "things that never happend"

then you are just a born pedo lol

would LIKE to try to be in that kind of situation, hate tards like that, telling me what i can and cannot do, i would probably try to keep things calm enough if its possible

this thread is bad, and you should all feel bad. /secret-sexy-whispers/

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your post is bad, and you should bleach your ass

i like to keep things quiet, but man do i enjoy showing my dick around. in my expirience the teen girls are the ones oogeling at dicks the most, which is a nice added bonus. it's cute how curious they are about male anatomy

exactly!!!

well you need to teach em then, am i right?

abrandon fred

they do have sex ed in gradeschool and in highschool, but i guess nothing compares to seeing the real deal, so yes in a way i'm educating them. i tthink it's my duty as a good citizen

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