I trapped 2 fleas in a bag. Decide their fate, Sup Forums

I trapped 2 fleas in a bag. Decide their fate, Sup Forums.

Cum in the bag and see what happens.

let them battle it out

this

Put those fleas in a box. Put that box inside of another box. Mail that box to yourself. When it arrives, smash it with a hammer.

Pour bleach into the bag

winner

FUCK YEAH !

microwave

this

Currently fapping, gonna do the first suggestion and make them swim in my jizz

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and this

freezing it into a cube. and give someone a cold drink

WINAR

Let them go on your asshole

how did you do that?

yes from spongebob

Keep them as pets

that's not a winrar you ugly you know why because I say it's not so were not doing that :)

why winrar?

They are nutritious, eat i know from experience

Drown them in cum.

no it won't kill them why can't we just pour bleach in the bag then microwave it damn

Reunite them with the rest of the fleas on your scalp, dingelord.

put them in your ass

Okay guys they're dying from no blood I'm still tryna fap so they get drowned in cum what else do I do

Cuz OP would have to clean a beach burst from a microwave. Rather he ejaculate several times into it and watch the faggots drown in cum.

slowly squash them with a finger

Schroedinger's fleas

put them in your underwear

make a pot of tea with them and drink it. drink them too though.

release them in your moms bed

this

You're makin' me proud. user.

this

reroll

Best movie ever

Cum faster.

Give your meat a good ole rub.

In the dickhole they go

feed them with your cock blood

anal insertion

Faster, retard

Bumping so it doesn't get pruned

This

bump

Faster, op

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engage anal vore

with timestamp

Trips get

reroll

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put them in your asshole

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Easy one...

>armish is a cuck

Let them live In your pubes

Mission Failed: I already came today not too long ago and couldn't do it again.

Now wtf do I do guys

Give them tiny top hats and canes.

Unleash hell on an unsuspecting "friend". Put them in their house and wait.

Roll

Checked

Okay I got a few options here of what I can do
Smash them with a Nerf sword
Bury them with dirt
Bury them with rocks
Smash them with rocks
Drown them with water
Drown them with spit
Drown them with water AND spit
Poke them with a big stick
OR anything else you nigs want

fill bag with your own piss and bleach

I FINALLY managed to get some sperm in there but it just looks like a bit of sticky water. Oh well.

Snort the fuckers.

OP failed to deliver. Drown them in bleach, limp dick.

Pics

shit where the fuck is my bleach at

hope i didn't drink all of it yet, that shit's expensive

In your anus

pics w/ timestamp

co2 death

Deliver

Alrite guys here they are. I circled them in white

let them feed on your dick

What the fuck is up with your cum?

Idfk I guess its cause I tried fappin twice within an hour I think

wtf do i do with them theyre just rotting

SHOVE THEM IN YOUR URETHRA

You got a weak nut, faggot. I fap twice an hour and my load comes out white as an Aryan.

Eat em you gay faggot

GUYS! HE FUCKING CUMS WATER! CHRIST IS REAL

SPACE PROGRAM!!!

Oh yeah? I fap twice in 6 seconds at 74 miles per hour

Shove them up the end of ya jap eye ;D

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roll

fuck

Okay bad news-
I think they died

Good news-
They died next to each other in a puddle of water, spit, and cum. How romantic.

How should they be removed? Down the toilet? Drowned even more THEN down the toilet? Drained in the backyard? I need ideas, Sup Forums

Fucking hot.

THEYRE ALIVE

OH SHIT, BLAST THEM WITH PISS

FUCK THIS IM SMASHING THESE FUCKERS WITH A ROCK

THATS WHAT THEY GET FOR CRAWLING ON MY GODDAMN CAT

They ded
Ill post pics in a min

OH MY FUCK I SMASHED ONE OF THEM FOUR TIMES AND HE LIVES ON