I trapped 2 fleas in a bag. Decide their fate, Sup Forums.
I trapped 2 fleas in a bag. Decide their fate, Sup Forums
Cum in the bag and see what happens.
let them battle it out
this
Put those fleas in a box. Put that box inside of another box. Mail that box to yourself. When it arrives, smash it with a hammer.
Pour bleach into the bag
winner
FUCK YEAH !
microwave
this
Currently fapping, gonna do the first suggestion and make them swim in my jizz
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and this
freezing it into a cube. and give someone a cold drink
WINAR
Let them go on your asshole
how did you do that?
yes from spongebob
Keep them as pets
that's not a winrar you ugly you know why because I say it's not so were not doing that :)
why winrar?
They are nutritious, eat i know from experience
Drown them in cum.
no it won't kill them why can't we just pour bleach in the bag then microwave it damn
Reunite them with the rest of the fleas on your scalp, dingelord.
put them in your ass
Okay guys they're dying from no blood I'm still tryna fap so they get drowned in cum what else do I do
Cuz OP would have to clean a beach burst from a microwave. Rather he ejaculate several times into it and watch the faggots drown in cum.
slowly squash them with a finger
Schroedinger's fleas
put them in your underwear
make a pot of tea with them and drink it. drink them too though.
release them in your moms bed
this
You're makin' me proud. user.
this
reroll
Best movie ever
Cum faster.
Give your meat a good ole rub.
In the dickhole they go
feed them with your cock blood
anal insertion
Faster, retard
Bumping so it doesn't get pruned
This
bump
Faster, op
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engage anal vore
with timestamp
Trips get
reroll
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put them in your asshole
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Easy one...
>armish is a cuck
Let them live In your pubes
Mission Failed: I already came today not too long ago and couldn't do it again.
Now wtf do I do guys
Give them tiny top hats and canes.
Unleash hell on an unsuspecting "friend". Put them in their house and wait.
Roll
Checked
Okay I got a few options here of what I can do
Smash them with a Nerf sword
Bury them with dirt
Bury them with rocks
Smash them with rocks
Drown them with water
Drown them with spit
Drown them with water AND spit
Poke them with a big stick
OR anything else you nigs want
fill bag with your own piss and bleach
I FINALLY managed to get some sperm in there but it just looks like a bit of sticky water. Oh well.
Snort the fuckers.
OP failed to deliver. Drown them in bleach, limp dick.
Pics
shit where the fuck is my bleach at
hope i didn't drink all of it yet, that shit's expensive
In your anus
pics w/ timestamp
co2 death
Deliver
Alrite guys here they are. I circled them in white
let them feed on your dick
What the fuck is up with your cum?
Idfk I guess its cause I tried fappin twice within an hour I think
wtf do i do with them theyre just rotting
SHOVE THEM IN YOUR URETHRA
You got a weak nut, faggot. I fap twice an hour and my load comes out white as an Aryan.
Eat em you gay faggot
GUYS! HE FUCKING CUMS WATER! CHRIST IS REAL
SPACE PROGRAM!!!
Oh yeah? I fap twice in 6 seconds at 74 miles per hour
Shove them up the end of ya jap eye ;D
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fuck
Okay bad news-
I think they died
Good news-
They died next to each other in a puddle of water, spit, and cum. How romantic.
How should they be removed? Down the toilet? Drowned even more THEN down the toilet? Drained in the backyard? I need ideas, Sup Forums
Fucking hot.
THEYRE ALIVE
OH SHIT, BLAST THEM WITH PISS
FUCK THIS IM SMASHING THESE FUCKERS WITH A ROCK
THATS WHAT THEY GET FOR CRAWLING ON MY GODDAMN CAT
They ded
Ill post pics in a min
OH MY FUCK I SMASHED ONE OF THEM FOUR TIMES AND HE LIVES ON