You go home and see this

You go home and see this

>what do you do?

...

...

sauce?

wtf?

Wonder how she got out of the basement.

penis, s-stop this, she doesnt know what shes doing

I call.... MOOOOOOOOODDDDSSSS

call mods because i looked at child porn

I think exchange that bottle with my penis. She obviously wants to try it.

>she doesnt know what shes doing

turn 360 and walk away

but if u turn 360 youd walk the same way

U mean 180 right?

Slam that bottle in her asshole and kick them out of my house.

Depends on how many dimensions the system has.

Ask for some water, clearly she isn't drinking and I be parched

newfag

Obviously trolling.

Pound dicks in it like always, user

that is one sexy bottle

>being this new

whats her name
i wanna bang her

why

WHAT WOULD CAUSE A GIRL THAT YOUNG TO BEHAVE IN THAT WAY?


ANSWER: the internet

>taking the bait
how is summer treating you?

Whoop her ass and take her computer away.

Send her little friends home. It's time for her choir lessons. (Gotta make her hit the high notes)

>say "hey i don't know what you're doing here but can i have the bottle"
>"ok thanks now please leave my home or i'll call the police"
>receive bottle
>take to recycling center
>get 5 cents
>do this many times
>get rich
>die happy
>call girl many years later and thank her for making me rich
>the end

realized i fucked up with some chick about 10 years before.

divorce her and swear that it's not my kid

>do this many times
For what reason should that happen more than once?

1

Why are they watching me in the bathroom

2

Send her friends home. Sit her down and ask her where she learned that. Explain to her being a slut is bad. Send her to her room, tell her I love her but not to do that again.

Faggot.

And after that her parents walk in

tell her doing that with my cock is more fun.

good

Put on some clothes 1st man!

LMAO. You'd literally have to do it 20 million times

pull don my pants tell her to start sucking and maintain eyecontact the entire time

Autistic much.

isn't this shit from librechan or something?

Also you're right. That shit takes time.

Autism: The Movie

>what is moonwalking

Because fuck you that's why.

>tell her I love her but not to do that again.
>And after that her parents walk in
kek

Actual answer: being social with people of a similar age

This shit was going on back before dial up.

Captain Obvious is here to save the day.

Hello newfriend

Ask where their mothers are, probably play whatever inane games they'd like with them. After their parents pick them up I'd be so tired of their shit that I'd drink myself to sleep.

Punch it and kick it out of my house.

Lol so much this. When I was in grade 3, fucking 25 years ago, there were sexually vicarious girls. This isn't a new thing. It's just seen because of the internet.

not sure if this is bait or you're a retard and took his bait

Vore roll play.

Nope i bit the bait like a fuck