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if you had drunken sex with a girl all night and woke up the next morning only for her to tell you she's only 12 years old, what's the first thing you would do?
> pic related she's only 12 but looks legal when you're drunk and horny
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Blame it on her.
fuck her again.
kill her and put the body in a polyethylene tub of HFL, then dump it down the drain after it dissolves.
>Isn't that the only option?
we done here, now?
this
Ask if she was okay with it. If so?
More sex.
sauc?
Make sure the coast is clear
Fuck her again
If your gonna go down may as well make sure you deserve it
>looks legal
Really OP? Really? What, are you 15?
Seems reasonable to me
Yep. With a big smile
This. Not pulling out either.
Tell her that I suspected that already.
Then ask if she wants to cuddle
>drunk and horny
I feel bad for people with a shitty tolerance level
Step your game up.
wtf op? that's sick
Kill the parents of the girl and tell her if she ever tells anyone she's gonna die and proceed to fuck her until she's a flight risk and kill her eventually
OP confirmed for creepy uncle that the family doesn't leave their kids alone with at Thanksgiving
Kill her and dispose of corpse
except hydroflouric acid cant actually dissolve human flesh and bones like it did in BrBa.
Are you gonna neutralize it before dumping it? Other wise it will fuck up your drain.
round 2
youngest i had was 13
best sex ever
Actually it can.
>the first thing you would do?
Fuck her over again.
Thanks user I'll remember that when killing the parent's
I would hang myself
Dubs confirmed.
>literally no tits
HOW the fuck couldn't you see this? she doesn't even have A cups like dude you fucked up
murietic acid can, and doesn't dissolve porcelain.
how did that happen?
Tell her to call her best friend to come over and hang out with us.
Get her number and go on living
>im an alcoholic
found the retard - because nobody has small breasts right?
An ex of mine was 18 and had less than an A cup'. Shes 24 now and its the same
Pretty fucked up genes
>Small breasts
>no tits
2 different things you fucking idiot
Take her to school, education is import to a young mind.
Not at all - If you really think no adult woman has a flat chest, you are fucking retarded. Kill yourself.
dubs have spoken.
Depends if she was like passed out drunk or if she was sober or just had a drink or two... If she was dtf obviously I'd feel just dandy, probably fuck her again for good measure. If she was passed out drunk the night before, wakes up with that deer in the headlights look, I'd get the fuck out as fast as possible.
Hey user, I'm only 12 years old what was that stuff you did to my butt?
>Oh I'm only 15 years old, my dad showed me how to do that butt stuff, fun isn't it?
I don't know, user, my butt kind of hurts now.
>mine too.
If a girl has hit puberty, she is ready for sex. Even if she is 12 years old.
gtfo mohammed
I'm gay, 20 and ONLY into guys MY AGE and between 20-30 ONLY.
I'm not a filthy degenerate mentally ill pedophile like you are.
GROSS AND MODS !
reply...
"Bullshit. You're 9. I know. I am your father. Now, bend over."
>gay
>not mentally ill
>not degenerate
kek
Nice bait whiteknight
you took the most obvious b8 in all of Sup Forums
lol trolled u, I was just pretending
Got to police station with the intention of turning myself in.
When I get there I'll turn 360 degrees and walk away
walk away kill self if anyone ever confronts about it within the next upcoming years thats a life ending accident
I am NOT baiting.
I am gay, I'm not some mentally ill neckbeard fat faggot who sits on Sup Forums all day long and masturbating to CP.
Consider ENDING your life IMMEDIATELY.
>360 degrees and walk away
You'd be facing the same direction retard
Topkek nice dude keep up the bait!
(Probablly a different user)
But you banged a really hot girl thats something u shouldnt be aahamed about bro
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Look at the girl in the OP. You're seriously saying you wouldn't like to have sex with her?
I'd ring the police immediately to report that she had raped me, that way when she calls them to claim I raped her, they won't believe her coz rapists are usually liars too.
I'm a gay dude, even if it was a boy instead I wouldn't HIT on it because I'm not a pedophile who was abused by his uncle in the childhood.
Its bait newfag
only men can rape, women cant rape. they have no penis
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>penor into vagoo
Most likely
I'd be pissed. She's way too old.
that's the joke dumbass
actually hydroflouric acid isn't that strong of an acid compared to other hydrohalic acids; the fluorine has a very good orbital overlap with hydrogen and is also not very polarizable, therefore it resists donating its proton unlike other hydrohalic acids which are good proton donators. It will break down some tissues, but it will take a relatively long time and won't turn the entire body into stuff that can be rinsed down the drain.
>Looks legal
No the fuck she doesn't, pedo.
kek
Use concentrated sulfuric acid (drain cleaner) combined with 30% Hydrogen peroxide in a 1 on 1 solution... that will do the trick!
>superglue a gun into her hand
>call the police saying I'm being held hostage and was raped, told no one would ever believe me
>armed response turn up
>shout at her to drop the gun
>she can't
>they see her flailing a gun around and have no option but to shoot her dead
>I go to counselling sessions for a while then get on with my life as if nothing happened
Boom
Hydrogen peroxide...those radicals....
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you mean muriatic a.k.a. hydrochloric acid
actually she does, you should open your eyes a little bit Mr. Mole person. She looks at least 19.
Tell the police and take my punishment
>be me
>be 15
> completely legal officer move along
it was her idea and her intention
she fell in love with me yaddayadda i thought about greentexting the whole thing but i need to pretype it its a really long story and the only legal wincest story. no shit on a scale from 1 - 10 its at least a 9
