Post your sexual secret stories here. Ones you never told anyone before

Post your sexual secret stories here. Ones you never told anyone before.

>Be me
>Be female newfag
>Age 10
>best friend is older by a couple years
>Found out her mom wears diapers
>she steals a couple and we meet up in the near by park
>neighbors house backs onto park
>they have a tiny play house
>sneak in
>we come up with a game where we taste each others pussies
>move the leg of our shorts over and take turns licking each others pussies
>Feelsgoodman.jpeg
>After a little while we put on the diapers she stole
>Run out of the play house
>wear the diaper all day around my family without them knowing
>Never told anyone about this and haven't seen her in at least 10 years.


>best friend

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Well, not mine, but I know some of my friends sexual secrets.

I have a knack at picking up patterns, and finding out peoples fears/secrets/things they don't think they are telling others, but are, ini words you can find a lot, that others seem to not realize.

1.) Has an attraction to underage girls.

2.) Is a furry.

It's content, mixed with repetition over time. Is how I find out, my real life friend knows that I am obscenely good at detecting lies/truth in statements. Not always, but a good lot of the time.

He had the worst secret, but I am not going to mention it here.

You can do the same to youtubers who speak their mind, especially when angry, that is the most revealing.

youtube.com/watch?v=begY5M_U4Ao

I'm sure any of you could do the same, but this one stood out - he is guilty. Notice blame shifting, playing victim, speaking about what he deserves. Watched it a while back, and he is narcissistic and a keen manipulator.

46 minutes, not worth watching unless interested in spotting his bullshit.

When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend

tits timestamp

I'm pretty good at this too

bmp

Yep, like just based off that comment, what I can assume with relative accuracy - some sort of childhood abuse, strained relationships if any with others, likely a watcher type, aware of surroundings - how accurate?

...

Stfu attention whore

What can you tell about her One more pic

Likely middle class parents, grudge holder, probably anti-social personality disorder.

She seems comfortable in her own skin, probably good parents, loving parents/caregivers, college educated. outgoing.

Also low maintenance woman. Lifted leg, gives away a sense of being ok when not in control, a high maintenance person would likely have a pose.

So are you into diapers now?

ehh close but Sup Forums tends to bring those people

Hi! Few things to start off =]
1. Yes, I'm replying to you because you're a femanon( 'tis an awesome thing to see!)
2. I'm Brian
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not your stereotypical guy. If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen! xD

She is not happy in this pose though, forced smile, rigid body language, closed fist.

Copy pasta, nice bait.
Still made me reply.
>Fml

oh ok. so you're just an idiot. never mind.

Hi Brian. I'm an ex navy seal known for asking teenagers what the fuck the just said to me. So Brian I must ask you... What the fuck is it that you just said to me?

no. u

he was guilty of the crime but he didn't actually molest her like people accused him of, that was killer memestarr lying, he just did what ever crime it was (i cant remember)

I based it off % chances to be true. If you can read others well, it was not through formal education on the subject. You would have written something more like "I learned how to in...x" vs "I'm pretty good at this too" - meaning that you still learned how, most likely through abuse (The perpetrator of the abuse would be the one 'teaching' you how to), but could be a naturally occurring anomaly.

Was she caught off guard? I meant emotionally low maintenance. It doesn't matter anyway, just pictures, not enough to determine anything with high enough % chance.

The first picture, which I looked at after, suggests a different picture, but again, without many pictures, or without hearing, seeing reactions, it is just a guessing game with static % chances.

Why don't you tell me about her?

He also doesn't take responsibility for the crime, he feels badly, but not for the crime, for being exposed. Throughout he states it's not fair, suggests narcissism. He doesn't care about her, he cares about himself. I watched it months ago, that's all I remember on it.

tell me more

When my nephews stay at my house I sometimes let them watch me and my gf have sex

Well like I said, with pictures, you only get the moment, you don't get the full story. Those were her feelings in those moments.

1st picture - unhappy, forced smile.

2nd picture - enjoying herself, carefree.

no i wasnt talking about the girl i was talking about you reading people you've developed a skill that I've only partially have opened and i wish to learn

Shit, that girl getting eaten has lovely tits! Hhnnggghhhhhhh.

In text

ex:

I went to the park at around noon. - organized

I was, around noon, at the park. - disorganized

Now it's best if I show you an example of how this works for the next part, rather than tell.

I want you to think of someone you hate. Now insult them. Use the insults that would bring them to their knees and make them cry. Reply to this post with that message you wrote, and I will show you how it works.

"fuck you Ashley, you're a completely ignorant fucking waste of space. you bring nothing but misery and you should fucking blow your brains out, you're useless bitch. fuck off"

No I'm not.

pretty close to what I'd say

"Not like most guys" shut the fuck up.

You've been considering suicide.

Am I right? Majority of the time, the insults we use, do not describe them, they describe us. In very rare instances, they do describe the other.

im no longer suicidal used to be, she would have to really get me worked to say that part tbh

Once sucked my buds fat ugly wife's tits. Then I licked their girlfriends pussy, who was also fat and ugly.

They got divorced, he found another freaky chick, this one was fairly hot. Spit roasted her.

Finally admitted i can't finish with another guy around, so we haven't done that again.

Hello Brian and ex navy seal, my name is John and I hate every single one of you

Ay man thats fucked up
>greentext?

another tip I can really tell when people are hungry more than others can I think, I often see them at places like McDonalds, but not always-sometimes burger king you can tell by how they order the food

shared my gf, would do it again on the regular.

been there i know what you mean

Now, that you see the pattern though, you can spot when you are giving away information about yourself. Same with others. A highschooler who is insecure about their sexuality, is likely to use words like "faggot, queer". Again, not always true, just mostly.

A person constantly insulting with words like pedophile, or faggot, as an adult, is likely insecure about an attraction to children or men.

The most telling is reading their body language as they speak, and that is not something I can describe, you just have to know how to do, or be properly trained it.

Look for multiple gestures when the person is speaking to get a better picture. If someone does one gesture, but the rest of the gestures don't match that sort of gesture, think about what was said when the person did the gesture. If it differs, you know that's the topic that the gesture corresponds to. If the same topic is being discussed throughout, it's a fluke.

Not using capitals, negative attitude. You are skeptical and deem yourself more intelligent than others. If I were to ask you who the smartest person in the room was, in any room that you were in, you would be thinking yourself, if not flat out saying that. You don't read much, you probably roll your eyes a lot, and use more sarcasm than is appreciated. Probably a good bit of fake friends, few true friends, if any. You like to gossip - whether or not you admit to that, is a different story.

cuck

I do deem myself intelligent but i actually have a lot of good friends who really help me out a lot so i don't say i have a lot of fake friends, I'm pretty good at picking up on physical cues others tend to miss and when I bring them up a lot of people have no idea what I'm talking about

I fuck myself.
Frequently

same

cannot am troll understnget

I gossip a fair bit I will admit even though I try not to its oftentimes second nature almost. When I'm in a room where people tend to act of average intelligence I'm almost certain I am smarter than them in many ways other than your typical public school bullshit. I was very good in school but stopped trying in high school due to depression and wondering what the point truly is

I work in a retirement home and if the male elderly are behaving I reward them with a handjob, blowjob or even sex sometimes.

I have a incestuous relationship with my family.

My secret :

> 35 years old
> never had sex

You'll probably assume me to be an arrogant mfer but I am almost too smart for my own good in many ways. Sometimes I yearn for ignorant blissfulness because most others don't have the mindfulness to listen to what I say

>gossip
That was for me, the smartest person in the room with no friends who loves to gossip

you dildo

Tits or GTFO

merely relating to the post, I've never been able to talk about this sort of thing forgive me

So in other words, almost spot on?

I am just good at picking up vibes. Less so through text than in person. Less visual aids to help, along with tone of voice.

I use to drug my wife every Friday night and invite some friends over to have sex with her. She never knew that I was drugging her and letting my friends use her.

close enough to be impressive

That post wasn't me. Idk who he meant to respond to.

So much of this thread isn't even close to sexual secrets. Fucking newfags and summerfags are ruining Sup Forums because you're all borderline SJW even if you don't admit it. Get off of here and go to tumblr or Reddit

I got hard thanks for the hot story

Used to mess around with my cousin

I use to have a close group of friends who I would meet up and have sex with. After things got out of control and we had to stop...

WELL NOW I FEEL BAD

I like to gossip but I DO admit it. That's how you get the best gossips.

cheated on my wife with a girl who was cheating on her long term partner. She died in a car accident maybe five months after and all I could think was, well my secret is safe now.

Back in my hometown there was this local bar I would go to because it had a glory hole in it. Usually I would give someone a blowjob but one time after the blowjob I left the washroom and someone followed me outside and raped me.

I have a question for you, are you a feminine male? or female?

Also, saw the first reply, if that was you, it was essentially what I stated, minus the friends part (which can go either way, and depends on what you call close - would you tell these people your darkest secrets? That is true friends, to me. Good friends aren't covered in that, but it all lies in personal definition)


Based off the continued posting of this woman, either one of two things is happening, it is you. OR it is someone you once admired if not still do.

Part of me is saying you are that person - another part is saying you are close to that person, but have a love/hate relationship.

Everyone in my entire family has slept with my mom.

lol I only usually gossip for possible knowledge gained to put me in an advantageous social situation

Me and my gf like to invite strangers we meet at clubs to our place for a threesome.

I was invited to an orgy where I got to bang my friend's girlfriend.

So, tell me... how many years have you been thinking and thinking and over-thinking? Neither if these thoughts are good or bad.

>be me 18 spending the night at (24) best friend's (28) boyfriend's house
>we all smoke weed and watch movies
>best friend says she's feeling sick from too much weed, going to go to sleep
>just me and her boyfriend watching Evil Dead...
>he starts flirting with me right in front of my sleeping bestie.
>wow he's hot af
>that chest. those arms. those abs.
>want to tell him no
>dont want to wake up best friend with "No, we cant fuck in front of jess"
>shake head and mouth the words "no we cant"
>he gives this evil smile and doesn't stop touching me...
>nnnnnnnn fuck it.
>start sucking his dick for a bit
>he's really into it, pulling my hair, pinching my nipples...everything i like
>look over at best friend, she's in peaceful bliss, totally asleep
>at this point take off my pants, want him to finger me..
>her boyfriend grabs my hips and pulls me up onto his dick
>takes 100% of my effort not to moan.
>have best sex of my life right in front of her.
>next morning she says something like "i cant believe how bad i od'd on that pot... but i still want to smoke right now lol"
>afaik she doesn't know what happened
>becomes a regular thing to encourage her to party hard and pass out then i fuck her bf.
>still doing it, 2 years later.

pics or truly didnt happen

Spot on, but doesn't make it any less truthful.

Highly neurotic. Replay everything to the extent that I sometimes question my own sanity, until it's revealed that I was correct. Happens more often then not. It's almost like severe OCD, I replay things on a loop inside my head until I have fully analyzed it. I will admit, sometimes my conclusions are wrong, but it seems they have only gotten more accurate with time. The worst accusation I made, took 3 years to come to light. I was spot on.

Most of the time, people will admit the small things, bigger things take time to be revealed.

ages of all parties.

I hypnotize people an once they go under, I jerk off in front of them

.......we have friends who are Sup Forumstards.
reaaaaalllllyyyy dont want to get caught.

Why do you deconstruct every social interaction? is it because you're trying to make up for a real lack of social skills, or a perceived lack?

No. I just think you're a self-deluding cunt. But, as you are self-deluding, you'll conceptualise that comment and try to turn it around to me and you won't even realise you're doing it. It's a combination of deflection and denial

Don't know. I think it's just a form of OCD. I can't not think about it.

Why do you ask?

>about 11 years old
>before terrorism was big and shit was hard to get hold of
>in school science class they had a little lead box with a piece of radioactive uranium containing rock or some shit
>took it out a few times to demonstrate geiger counter and science bs
>one day teacher left keys to cabinet lying around and I decided to steal the entire lead box
>fast forward a couple of years to when I'm getting horny and start jerking off
>really want to bone my sister but it's impossible
>at some point saw a documentary on cancer patients and got a boner to one in a coma because she was so vulnerable
>hatched a genius plan to give my sister cancer so i could fuck her without anyone ever knowing
>wrapped my hands in tin foil and took the rock out of the box that had been in the bottom of my wardrobe for years
>taped it to the back of her headboard
>fast forward about 18 months
>my sister starts to get headaches and nosebleeds
>goes to hospital for tests and they diagnose her with leukemia
>feel bad but hornier than ever
>fast forward another year and i'm sitting with her passed out whatever pain relief drugs in hospital
>got parents to go home and get some rest
>finally get to unload in her holy shit this is gonna be awesome
>jam a chair under the door handle so the night nurse doesn't walk in
>pull her robe up
>disappointing tits
>labia kinda big and gross
>try touching them but it doesn't do anything for me
>killed my sister for nothing

> I once had sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

fair enough

awhile back i showed a friend of mine a video of my wife masturbating. he wants to see another one now. he doesn't know this but i want to suck his dick too. i've never sucked a dick before. anyways, i am thinking i will have a few beers with him and then bring out another video of her masturbating. and while he's watching the video i'm going to try to bring up the idea of me sucking his dick while he keeps on watching her in the video.

Elaborate

i used to do it too. i grew up a trap so i didn't really know how to be a guy properly... i was really shitty at social situations. after being humiliated in 7th grade, i decided to deconstruct the fuck out of every interaction. shit like
>decide to paint nails
>draw out a map of every possible insult i'll get
>"if they ask why i paint my nails and there's a girl around i'll pose and say 'cuz i'm fucking fearless. you scared to?"
>"if they call me a fag, i'll say "oh im flattered but no thanks i like ladies... im sure you'll find someone though, you're a nice guy!"

shit like
>trying to get this cute pet boyfriend
>he tells me he has a crush on Jane
>dont want to lose my authority over him to Jane
>tell him "aww, does my little slut have a crush? I'd like to see you fuck her... here, pull out your phone, you should txt her. right now."
>he's super nervous, trying to say no.
>order him. tell him he has to or i'm never talking to him again.
>he fucks her but ends up devoted to me.

anyways, im trying to let go of that shit and just keep it casual... overthinking everything has its flaws.
>hard to manipulate social situations when there's large groups of people
>seems unnatural
>selling natural desires for popular approval

idk you can do it if you want but for me it ... got me company and friends but it wasn't worth the effort

Im 24, gf 19, they are 7, 9, 10

Weak fucking b8 faggot

>1.) Has an attraction to underage girls.

>2.) Is a furry.

How do you let either of those slip? Rather, how do you just pick up on either of those? It'd be one thing if you just saw furry porn or CP/loli on his computer, but how do you get that out of somebody just by talking to them?

I know you said context and repetition, but could you go into detail?

Wasn't the one who replied to you, was the one you replied to - but didn't say anything because part of what the person who commented to you said, is correct. However, it seems, with this comment, that you understand how it will be taken, and are relatively calm.

If you allow that feeling of not being heard to grow, I wouldn't doubt a big display of anger one day. One that could hurt others. Then again, maybe this comment is you pushing down that anger, which I hope you can address at some point, if you do have it.

The thing about anger is, it hurts self more than others. When you are angry, it's you who is angry, not them. You suffer, they feel nothing.

Interesting, but seems like you came to conclusions that the previous questions don't dictate.

mainly this.

>Manipulation
>feels unnatural
>selling natural desires

None of that is true for myself, but I can see how you got to that point. For me this is my natural desire, to find the truth, no matter what it may be. To such an extent, that I want to know more than what is said.

Also, does this let you in on any interesting things about people in general?

Be 10 spent the night with my 13 year old cousin and I start hearing moaning. I ask my cuz if she can hear what I hear. she said don't worry its just mom and dad having sex. I asked what is that and my cuz looks at me with shock saying omg you don't know what that is. I say no and she said it's an adult game want to play. I say yes so she tells me to lay on the bed and take off my clothes and not to ever tell anyone because it's a secret game. I do as she asks and she starts licking my vj. I must have gotten loud because I saw her mom and dad watching us.

Thanks for answering me.

An advice for that loop: think outside the box before entering the loop.

And yeah, you only are curious and want an explanation of everything. Any anomaly is a insta thought inside your head.

But remember, nobody can smell the universe.

I smell my sisters asshole and pussy while she's asleep or passed out drunk on a regular basis. Pretty much whenever I can.
She came home drunk the other night and thought I was her bf in bed and I fucked her.

i guess if you're naturally OCD you could probably enjoy it more than i did.

dont get caught in the delusion that you're better or smarter than people though... it just seems depressing to choose to live in a world populated by stupid people.

Yes, I was facebook friends with one, he has a username that is based off a cartoon character - this cartoon character is an animal with fur.

In one of his pictures, he dresses up in the full costume. I know at least one person he went to school with was a furry. Keep in mind, at this point, I thought he was just sort of weird.

At one point, he stated "I know what you do online, and I'm reporting it to the feds". I said go for it. Nothing to hide. This is where I started to suspect, until finally..

came the insults. He started calling me a furry. out of nowhere.

Singularly, none of these mean anything, but by connecting everything, and repetition, it became clear. When I asked, he initially denied, then admitted.


The pedophile is similar. The jokes/insults, but more importantly, when this person would get tired, he'd speak out of his ass. I'm sure if you are a gamer, you know this feeling, when you are talking, but saying nothing, just every thought you have. That's when I really started paying attention. Then he linked me a picture from imgur, an 18+ but what he stated was, i think that's my sister. (who was underage - it wasn't her though). Rinse, repeat insults. Repeat jokes.

So far of 3 pedophiles I've came to the conclusion are pedophiles, 2 are proven, the one described above, I didn't call him out. !st slept with 12 yr old, 2nd slept with 5 yr old, and again, the third I didn't call out. Sometimes you just gotta let it go, it's not something I want confirmation on.

I consider everyone the opposite, better and smarter than myself. They all have information that I want, I just don't know what until I find it.

its people like you who shouldnt be alive

kek

All right. So, the one friend who seems particularly uncomfortable when the topic of pedophilia comes up? Who flat-out stated that he was happy that he could stop feeling guilty that Maisie Williams was hot? Who went straight to the possibility of a guy being accused of being a pedo when caught in an awkward situation in a hypothetical joke scenario? Who just gives you that vibe?

He's a pedo, right? I swear I can smell it on him. Don't really care, tbh, but still. The unease makes me uneasy.