What do you think happens when you die, Sup Forums?

what do you think happens when you die, Sup Forums?

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I don't know but I hope it's something cool and not like reincarnation or some bullshit like that

i'd rather it be reincarnation than the christian alternative
the best i can hope for is just nothing at all

>implying im not already dead

You get dubs.

Nah Sup Forumsro, being reincarnated means there's a chance that you'll be an animal, meaning you're back in the food chain. Of you're lucky to be a human again you could be born into a middle eastern family, or worse

you rot. thats it

i hope so

that might be true, but i wouldn't remember any of my past lives so i wouldn't know any better

trips of truth!!!

your body ceases to function and your energy- NOT YOUR SOUL, IF YOU CALL IT A SOUL THEN YOUR A FUCKING RETARD -pops out of your body and invests itself into the earth. energy cant be destroyed, it can only be changed, so your energy -NOT A SOUL, DONT FUCKING CALL IT THAT - attaches itself to a human fetus and life begins anew with the eternal energy - NOT SOUL - ENERGY

As a Buddhist I highly believe on rebirth

id like to change my answer to the world will be a better place

Your entire life becomes encoded into creation and you yourself actively take place in manipulating world events through something akin to demonic possession save that you're a genuine corpse and you deserve it for letting yourself die you bitch. Excuse me, I don't have tourettes.

Your cells break down into a molecular goo. Eventully, your molecules break down too, and your atoms hook up with other atoms to make up other molecules and do other things, like be dirt, or nutrients for a plabt, or poison someones wellwater.

can i take my Sup Forums pass to the afterlife anyway?

I believe that I will meet death either as a frightening creature or a beautiful one depending on my deeds. After that i believe that i will encounter the gatekeepers of the grave, asking me three questions, what my religion is, who my lord is and who delivered the message of the lord and the true path. And in the grave I will rest until the day of judgement when even death will perish and only the lord remains.

I'd be pissed to be reborn, I mean even if I don't keep my memories (will it even be me anyway ? etc..) I'd hate having to live another whole fucking life once I'm done with the first one

yeah i agree for the most part, but it's the least shit religion-centered afterlives out there

One of these :
1) You basically go to heaven, forget all the bible and stuff, you basically go to heaven, a beautiful place where you met your dead relatives, everyone young and nourished, no pain, no suffering, nothing bad.

2)Don't think there's a hell where people actually go.There's a place called abyss where you and your consciousness lay there for who knows how much time, in complete darkness.
3)You're probably going to be born again, who knows when/where, with no memories of the past, nothing.
4)Everything goes black and that's it, just like you were born.
5)You became a free spirit, wondering in the whole universe and flying everywhere.


Only dubs speak the truth, my friend.

What do you think about EVPs, guys ? You know these devices/apps that allow you to talk to ghosts/spirits/whatever you wanna call it.
I have tried myself, under an english-reversed audio bank and I got my answers in germany where spirits told me there is heaven and that they only have to walk into the light.They even shouted my name.Weird stuff.

this with slight modifications.
essentially, your life energy joins with other life energy beyond this space/time. it can split up and manifest in life in this or another universe, hence the multiverse and deja vu stuff.

i think the continuum of life energy is the closest thing to a god a scientist can accept.

also, life is a simulation how limited knowledge and limited perception lead to decisions and experience. however, I'm not sure what exactly is the point of the simulation.

Personally I've been leaning way towards this is a simulation for a while now. When I die I'll get to play a new "game" that is a new storyline. A different life. It makes me feel special to know that my omnipotent being chose to live my life.

You cease to be, the end.

i'm terrified of religion. i'm probably going to an hero in a couple of days and i don't wanna go to hell or purgatory or some shit, which is why i made this thread, for reassurance

>I have tried myself, under an english-reversed audio bank and I got my answers in germany where spirits told me there is heaven and that they only have to walk into the light.They even shouted my name.Weird stuff.
u wot m8?

The Story of the Egg -

>you die in a car wreck
>your energy leaves your body and you enter a realm where there is only a white void, and a strange being standing in front of you in a black robe
where am i
>you died in a car wreck
but what about my wife and kids?!
>they're fine, you're the only one who died
well where the fuck am i?
>your dead, but im going to help you become reborn as a human again, but i have to send you to the 1600s to be a sex slave to a prince
wtf i have to go back in time??
>there is no time, theres only you.
well what the fuck am i??!
>oh i dont know, you're "you". you're "everyone". everyone is "you"
well how many lives have i lived so far??
>you've lived some..and you will live many more
how many lives do i have to live??
>..all of them.
all of them??!
>yes, you must live every life, until there are no more, then you can become god. the universe is your egg, and everyone is you. you are one with the universe. you are responsible for your own pain, and joy, and all the pain and joy delivered will always come back to you once you've lived every life.

enjoy your life first.
there's more to see than can ever be seen!

So existence is basically the show reboot?

i know things gets better, blah blah blah, but i can't wait that long.

> i'm probably going to an hero in a couple of days

Same.
Don't worry, if there's a religion there must be a God.
That God , as we know it, is all loving and stuff.

Imagine this : your life is shit,you're severely depressed(clinically ill, diagnosed) SO because that illness, not for attention, you killed yourself because that's a symptom of a illness.

So you're ill and God instead of healing you and granting you immortal life in Heave, he punished you? Think about it, user, he won't do that.

Do NOT believe in everything that's said in the bible, 99% has to be taken metaphorically.

Basically there are ghosts app(you know, ghosts use Hz frequencies to manipulate the sound) and these spirits take the sound, manipulate it and make a word-sentence out of it.

Try it, but make sure you're in a graveyard or a haunted place.

dubs have spoken.
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lol these fukn mortal perspectives, Valhalla motherfucker!

well if there's a hell or anything like it, i'm 100% going to it, which horrifies me.

We are all little pieces of the life force/energy that religious nuts call God or Allah. We reunite with that "mother" energy. Not as conscious beings just as an energy. Basically "you" end, your consciousness no longer exists.

well. if theres a god it will not care if you killed yourself or not, fuck man-made hell and shit. so go ahead and permanently solve your temporary problem. the chance is extraordinary high that there is no such thing as an afterlife or a god.

perception of time changes consistently.
the older you get, the faster time passes subjectively.

also, you fell for my lion king quote

never saw that movie nor will i ever if i actually go through with this

Trim your beard fagit

>Don't worry, if there's a religion there must be a God.

i call bullshit

> i'm 100% going to it,

yes, only if you murdered tons of people

I'm a christian so I'd have to say nothing happens. You just cease to be.

The guy your jpg talks about didn't really want to die. How do I know? He used condoms when he fucked those bitches. If you don't give af who uses condoms? Have you faggots ever had sex without a condom? It is the most glorious thing ever to come inside a bitch.

well suicide is a big sin, is it not?

do not believe in anything the bible says. metaphorically or otherwise. bible was written by mankind.

you have to live all lifes. be it to collect experience or for other reasons. every life is part of the life energy which you are part of so you'll live them all. an heroing won't change that, but it might change other lives and make them more unpleasant (mourning, experiencing loss etc). so why not make it pleasant instead?

I'll tell you once it happens

NOT if you believe in ''jesus'', NO, it is not...

What comforts me is that we came from nothing, we just woke up. We were all already dead.
Then we wuz woke and it's just going back to that.
But i like to think what happens in Enter the Void is the next step.

Which, if you ask me, means you havent even been reincarnated. If everything about you is gone, your mind, your memories, your personality, your body, and theres now a gecko wandering around.....how is that "you" in any sense? Its just some gecko. Nothing about you impwcts on that gecko in any way; it would still be the same gecko whether you had ever lived or not.

That is just bullshit they say to propagete the religion. If you kill yourself and don't reproduce then the religion dies if this continues.

well i don't really believe in christianity, but i've been considering the fuck out of it along with everything else for the past couple of weeks

ever since i was a kid i've been scared of the possibility of #3

That actually makes sense.

WOOPS sorry i mean #2

maaaaaybe he had an STD and didnt want the hoe to catch.

The spookiest part about that followed my is that I dient wake up when I was born.... I woke up when I was about 2 qnd a half. That's when I started having real thoughts and making memories. Its like there's a baby and then there's you, and they're seperate lifeforms.

The guy is a poser.

Holy shit.

Yeah, I know...but since you're not a serial killer you're fine.

Wow, fuck you autocorrect. Still, you can make out what I was saying.

Family will argue over who pays funeral costs and who will pay my debts off
They will sell my collection of classic toys my PC my ps4 cry when they find a mega load of scat and anal gaping porn on PCs and my phone
While I rot away in a shitty gypsie like grave .
That's death for you
Only others may have more things for family to argue over

Is this some Disney bullshit? So we are all gonna be KANGS? lol, nice story. None of us are special. When you die there is nothing.

I have no fucking idea.
I guess i'll know when i die. For now, i'll just worry about living my life.

do you want to an hero as some sort or revenge on your family?

>cry when they find a mega load of scat and anal gaping porn on PCs and my phone
that's another thing that scares me about death. when i'm dead, my personal possessions are open to anybody.

Eccleciastes 9:5

5 For the living know that they shall die: but the dead know not any thing, neither have they any more a reward; for the memory of them is forgotten.

Eccleciastes 3:18-22

18 I also said to myself, “As for humans, God tests them so that they may see that they are like the animals. 19 Surely the fate of human beings is like that of the animals; the same fate awaits them both: As one dies, so dies the other. All have the same breath[c]; humans have no advantage over animals. Everything is meaningless. 20 All go to the same place; all come from dust, and to dust all return. 21 Who knows if the human spirit rises upward and if the spirit of the animal goes down into the earth?”

22 So I saw that there is nothing better for a person than to enjoy their work, because that is their lot. For who can bring them to see what will happen after them?

The bible teaches that we don't have a spirit and that we all return to the dust when we die, and that we're purely biological beings. The idea that we have a spirit and go to another dimension when we die is a purely catholic fabrication and has no biblical basis.

And in 100 years no one will give a fuck.

probably reincarnation , everything else makes no sense

No man lol

What if he didnt want to get them pregnant because he didnt want to leave a fatherless child behind because he wasnt a total piece of shit. Or for the more selfish reason that if he got one of them pregnant it might give him a reason to live and he was suicidal so he wouldnt want a reason to carry on living.

Feels sad man :c

true. but what i leave behind is the only thing that'll be left of me besides my decaying corpse after i die, and will still exist in some form long after anybody that ever loved me and mourned me has passed on

who said theres earth limit ? theres a dickillion of planets in universe and fuck knows how many universes in multiverse

A person who has nothing to lose doesn't wear a condom.

Trips don't lie.

would anyone else straight up love to be a ghost?
that would be so much fun, haunting people and shit.

Whereas people coming back from the deas as a goldfish with no way to tell them goldfish that used to be humans apart from the goldfish that used to be snails....because they're all fucking goldfish....that makes perfect sense

What if the bitches had something to lose so they made him rubber up?

i wouldn't wanna haunt anybody. that's just kinda evil. maybe drop in every couple years in earth time and leave a friendly reminder of my long gone existence to close friends and family

probably same thing as before you were born? aka nothingness

dem trips

What about the tremendous amount of evidence that sustain evidence of paranormal beings?

Trips of truth

Nothing. It's like saying what happens when you reach the edge of the earth, fuck all because there isn't an edge of the earth, just like there isn't anything after your death because there isn't a "you" anymore.

It is all bullshit. Just stuff that people want to believe.

Well shit. Get thread? Zozzle

Citation needed, what evidence? He said she said?

i go to Valhalla and feast with Odin and all ancestors past.

decomposition

There's literally zero evidence of anything paranormal.

Pushing up daisies.

this thread has made death more comforting for me
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Oh yeah? Tell that to the ANIMATE SKELETON THAT IS HIDING INSIDE YOUR BODY.....RIGHT NOW!

3) honestly seems like the best option. fresh beginnings no matter how good or bad.

Trips don't lie, faget

Humans seem to be unable to accept that there is an end.

when I was a baby i had a dream of getting shot in a jungle by some vietcon guy with an AK-47

I was on the ground and he just came up to me and I knew he wouldnt shot mercy and boom.

I dont know how a baby could have such a dream

Ecclesiastes 3:18-22 - The argument of God-awareness

18 I said to myself concerning the sons of men, “God has surely tested them in order for them to see that they are but beasts.” 19 For the fate of the sons of men and the fate of beasts is the same. As one dies so dies the other; indeed, they all have the same breath and there is no advantage for man over beast, for all is vanity. 20 All go to the same place. All came from the dust and all return to the dust. 21 Who knows that the breath of man ascends upward and the breath of the beast descends downward to the earth? 22 And I have seen that nothing is better than that man should be happy in his activities, for that is his lot. For who will bring him to see what will occur after him?
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We see a possible contradiction here. On the one hand, we see Solomon stating that man is no different from the beasts of the field. They all live and die. But he hints that something greater is going on. After all, why is it that man even thinks about “the breath of man” ascending upwards? The beasts do not think this. By his very conclusion, he subtly hints that man is very different than the animals that God has made. (See more on Genesis 2). Again, Solomon is drawing out our deep down conclusions. He is playing quiet so that the voice within the secular man can arise. Once the secular man sees that he has these thoughts, they become proof that God is and that he should live his life in light of who God is.

Man in his passion and with all of his drives might insist on acting as a animal of the field. He is so preoccupied on caring for his needs that he never looks up to God and beyond the end of his own nose. But when man takes a moment and thinks about life, he all of a sudden is aware that he does think differently than animals. He is made for a different world. And true happiness will only be found when he lives in light of God’s will and purpose.

You get to the clearing at the end of the path

Okay but if you're reborn as something new with none of your meolmories, none of your personality, none of your body....it's just a brand new thing thats completely the lt unrelated to you in any eay.....so....how is it "you" being reborn? How could you tell the difference between the pigeon that used to be you and the pigeon that used to be a turtle? They both look and act like pigeons and they both only have the memories and personalities of pigeons.